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![]() This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it.
It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party, was a manila envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a! private detective to tail them. After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "Fuck you!" he turned to his bride and said, "Fuck you!" Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here." He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning. While most people would have cancelled the wedding immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong. His revenge... making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members. This guy has balls the size of church bells. <font face="Verdana"><b>___________</b> CD * <a href="http://www.sunsetbeachbabes.com/" TARGET="_blank"><font color="#FFFFDD"> Sunset Beach Party</font></a> Centerfolds ~ Amateurs ~ Teens, <a href="http://www.sunsetbeachbabes.com/webmasters.html" TARGET="_blank">new trades</a> welcome. * <a href="http://clickthrutraffic.com/scripts/signup.php?referer=cdsmith" TARGET="_blank"><font color="#FFDDFF"> Click-thrutraffic.com</font></a> 5 cents up to 20 cents per click! * <a href="http://www.erasercash.com/wm.html?ID=1380291" TARGET="_blank"><font face="Verdana" color="#FFCCCC">ERASERCASH!</font></a> Earn $45 per sale + webmaster referrals <i>4 LEVELS DEEP</i></font> |
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Good for him. I would have done the same thing. I wanna buy that man a drink.
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"Assassins"
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Nice..
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This guy rocks!!!
to think of something that cool! AMAZING |
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Very Kewl
I wish I could have done something similar with my first wife except I did not find out until almost 7 years later ![]()
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I love that great urban legend every time I read a version of it. All the way from 1995
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hahahahhahaahhaha AMAZING!
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only boneprone could do that!
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... and also if you remember that story from January about the grrom being suffocated by a stripper's tits.... it was bullshit also.
It's amazing what people will actually believe ![]() |
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Good One!
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just to make it totally clear:
It's BULLSHIT Even tho it makes a good story ![]() |
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If that's not bullshit that's fucking awesome. Congrats to that guy for nailing 'em..
Brad
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If it happened to me I would not have the patience to wait, I just kill them both. The guy had good patience
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hehe, bullshit, or not... It sure would be fun to see the looks on the wedding guests' faces. LOL.
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wow... he must have been really pissed off...
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So Fucking Banned
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Yeah, if it were true, it would be a lot of things, but true it is not. I do not know if I heard it before 1995 or not, but a good chance that I did.
Oh yeah, I heard that Jay Leno told the story on the Tonight Show, so it was after he took over, whenever that was. |
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Yea that's oldy but good.
$32K for a 300 person wedding is bullshit too ![]() SixNine |
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this is the way to do it !!
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Has to be BS 32K fro 300 people what did they get at the reception, can of coke and a ham sandwich?
Or maybe it was in the 70s But it's good just to think it could happen. ![]() |
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cdsmith is ghey, so go figure =-)
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