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CDSmith · 03-01-2002, 11:36 AM

This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it.

It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift
just from him.

So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party, was a manila envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a! private detective to tail them. After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "Fuck you!" he turned to his bride and said, "Fuck you!" Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here."

He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning. While most people would have cancelled the wedding immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong. His revenge... making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members. This guy has balls the size of church bells.
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AaronM · 03-01-2002, 11:39 AM

Good for him. I would have done the same thing. I wanna buy that man a drink.

Cheers

Martin · 03-01-2002, 11:40 AM

Nice..

BabeHunter · 03-01-2002, 11:41 AM

This guy rocks!!!
to think of something that cool!
AMAZING

-=HUNGRYMAN=- · 03-01-2002, 11:42 AM

Very Kewl
I wish I could have done something similar with my first wife
except I did not find out until almost 7 years later

richard123 · 03-01-2002, 11:47 AM

I love that great urban legend every time I read a version of it. All the way from 1995

It'd be even better if it was true.

http://www.snopes2.com/weddings/embarras/bothered.htm

Theo · 03-01-2002, 12:18 PM

hahahahhahaahhaha AMAZING!

Theo · 03-01-2002, 12:21 PM

only boneprone could do that!

richard123 · 03-01-2002, 12:31 PM

... and also if you remember that story from January about the grrom being suffocated by a stripper's tits.... it was bullshit also.

It's amazing what people will actually believe

Cyndalie · 03-01-2002, 01:57 PM

Good One!

richard123 · 03-01-2002, 02:01 PM

just to make it totally clear:
It's
BULLSHIT

Even tho it makes a good story

Brad Mitchell · 03-01-2002, 02:52 PM

If that's not bullshit that's fucking awesome. Congrats to that guy for nailing 'em..

Brad

Lev · 03-01-2002, 03:10 PM

If it happened to me I would not have the patience to wait, I just kill them both. The guy had good patience

421Fill · 03-01-2002, 03:22 PM

hehe, bullshit, or not... It sure would be fun to see the looks on the wedding guests' faces. LOL.

pr0view · 03-01-2002, 06:05 PM

wow... he must have been really pissed off...

baddog · 03-01-2002, 07:30 PM

Yeah, if it were true, it would be a lot of things, but true it is not. I do not know if I heard it before 1995 or not, but a good chance that I did.

Oh yeah, I heard that Jay Leno told the story on the Tonight Show, so it was after he took over, whenever that was.

SixNine · 03-01-2002, 07:47 PM

Yea that's oldy but good.
$32K for a 300 person wedding is bullshit too

SixNine

4Pics · 03-02-2002, 12:47 AM

this is the way to do it !!

Paul Markham · 03-02-2002, 01:58 AM

Has to be BS 32K fro 300 people what did they get at the reception, can of coke and a ham sandwich?
Or maybe it was in the 70s

But it's good just to think it could happen.

kmanrox · 03-02-2002, 03:17 AM

cdsmith is ghey, so go figure =-)

03-01-2002, 11:36 AM	#1
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	This dude has balls of steel -- Fuckin A This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party, was a manila envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a! private detective to tail them. After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "Fuck you!" he turned to his bride and said, "Fuck you!" Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here." He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning. While most people would have cancelled the wedding immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong. His revenge... making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members. This guy has balls the size of church bells. <font face="Verdana"><b>___________</b> CD * <a href="http://www.sunsetbeachbabes.com/" TARGET="_blank"><font color="#FFFFDD"> Sunset Beach Party</font></a> Centerfolds ~ Amateurs ~ Teens, <a href="http://www.sunsetbeachbabes.com/webmasters.html" TARGET="_blank">new trades</a> welcome. * <a href="http://clickthrutraffic.com/scripts/signup.php?referer=cdsmith" TARGET="_blank"><font color="#FFDDFF"> Click-thrutraffic.com</font></a> 5 cents up to 20 cents per click! * <a href="http://www.erasercash.com/wm.html?ID=1380291" TARGET="_blank"><font face="Verdana" color="#FFCCCC">ERASERCASH!</font></a> Earn $45 per sale + webmaster referrals <i>4 LEVELS DEEP</i></font>

03-01-2002, 11:40 AM	#3
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03-01-2002, 11:42 AM	#5
-=HUNGRYMAN=- Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Between your mamma's legs Posts: 4,753	Very Kewl I wish I could have done something similar with my first wife except I did not find out until almost 7 years later __________________

03-01-2002, 01:57 PM	#10
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03-01-2002, 02:52 PM	#12
Brad Mitchell Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Southfield, MI Posts: 9,812	If that's not bullshit that's fucking awesome. Congrats to that guy for nailing 'em.. Brad __________________ President at MojoHost \| brad at mojohost dot com \| Skype MojoHostBrad 71 industry awards for hosting and professional excellence since 1999

03-01-2002, 11:39 AM	#2
AaronM Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: ┌∩┐ ◣_◢ ┌∩┐ Posts: 46,909	Good for him. I would have done the same thing. I wanna buy that man a drink. Cheers

03-01-2002, 11:41 AM	#4
BabeHunter Webmaster Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: 2nd door on the left Posts: 4,063	This guy rocks!!! to think of something that cool! AMAZING

03-01-2002, 11:47 AM	#6
richard123 Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2001 Posts: 491	I love that great urban legend every time I read a version of it. All the way from 1995 It'd be even better if it was true. http://www.snopes2.com/weddings/embarras/bothered.htm

03-01-2002, 12:18 PM	#7
Theo HAL 9000 Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 34,515	hahahahhahaahhaha AMAZING!

03-01-2002, 12:21 PM	#8
Theo HAL 9000 Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 34,515	only boneprone could do that!

03-01-2002, 12:31 PM	#9
richard123 Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2001 Posts: 491	... and also if you remember that story from January about the grrom being suffocated by a stripper's tits.... it was bullshit also. It's amazing what people will actually believe

03-01-2002, 02:01 PM	#11
richard123 Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2001 Posts: 491	just to make it totally clear: It's BULLSHIT Even tho it makes a good story

03-01-2002, 03:10 PM	#13
Lev Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 3,545	If it happened to me I would not have the patience to wait, I just kill them both. The guy had good patience

03-01-2002, 03:22 PM	#14
421Fill Super Mario Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Swenson's Avatar Posts: 19,418	hehe, bullshit, or not... It sure would be fun to see the looks on the wedding guests' faces. LOL. __________________ RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!!!

03-01-2002, 06:05 PM	#15
pr0view Confirmed User Join Date: May 2001 Location: Europe Posts: 270	wow... he must have been really pissed off...

03-01-2002, 07:30 PM	#16
baddog So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: the beach, SoCal Posts: 107,089	Yeah, if it were true, it would be a lot of things, but true it is not. I do not know if I heard it before 1995 or not, but a good chance that I did. Oh yeah, I heard that Jay Leno told the story on the Tonight Show, so it was after he took over, whenever that was.

03-01-2002, 07:47 PM	#17
SixNine Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: The Sea Town Posts: 1,357	Yea that's oldy but good. $32K for a 300 person wedding is bullshit too SixNine

03-02-2002, 12:47 AM	#18
4Pics Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 7,952	this is the way to do it !!

03-02-2002, 01:58 AM	#19
Paul Markham Too old to care Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: On the sofa, watching TV or doing my jigsaws. Posts: 52,943	Has to be BS 32K fro 300 people what did they get at the reception, can of coke and a ham sandwich? Or maybe it was in the 70s But it's good just to think it could happen. __________________ Blowout deal. 880 videos, 2,400 image sets, plus many RAW videos. $500. PM me for a deal. Skype Paulmarkham70

03-02-2002, 03:17 AM	#20
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