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4Pics · 03-01-2002, 03:03 AM

One i like the best right now is

"God gave you 2 ears and 1 mouth, so you can listen twice as much as you speak"

Metaform · 03-01-2002, 03:45 AM

here is a good saying that im sure you live your life by
"god gave you 1 dick and 1 asshole, so you can stick it in another mans ass"

kangaroo · 03-01-2002, 03:46 AM

"As good as it get"

BabeHunter · 03-01-2002, 03:59 AM

altough i can't relate to this 1 since i'm not making a lot of money...but...

money wouldn't change me.
It would change what I drive, what I wear and who I hang out with...
wouldn't change me, though

TheJimmy · 03-01-2002, 04:02 AM

Toss up between

Cogito Ero Sum

&

Good Times & Noodle Salad...

SpyCam · 03-01-2002, 04:29 AM

my

:

If you drink no alcohol and don't smoke, you'll die helthy

h0st · 03-01-2002, 04:36 AM

We won´t stop cause we can´t stop...

richard123 · 03-01-2002, 04:56 AM

Don't run with scissors

Scootermuze · 03-01-2002, 05:55 AM

It ain't how deep ya fish.. it's how ya wiggle your worm

Lev · 03-01-2002, 05:57 AM

"it's better now, than later"

Helix · 03-01-2002, 05:57 AM

Keep your powder dry, and your pecker hard, and the world will turn...

I think it was from the movie Platoon

DialerNET · 03-01-2002, 05:59 AM

For when I'm pissed off;

"I'm ready to spit in my hands, raise the black flag, and start slitting throats."

Jason.

RLC · 03-01-2002, 06:09 AM

"Don't eat that yellow snow"

WildWebAmateurs · 03-01-2002, 07:33 AM

GO BIG OR GO HOME

Big E

Dom · 03-01-2002, 07:41 AM

"They're all bitches"

Wizzo · 03-01-2002, 07:51 AM

Money is like oxygen, its only important if you don't have any.

Mike Semen · 03-01-2002, 07:57 AM

Its Time For Ass

ITFA!

cool1 · 03-01-2002, 08:28 AM

** Don't Fuck With My Reality **

railz · 03-01-2002, 08:46 AM

"So be it"

"The things that come to he who waits are usually the things left there buy the guys who got there first"

Martin · 03-01-2002, 08:49 AM

Smoke em if you got em.

NickB. · 03-01-2002, 08:49 AM

"" If you do it! you've got to do it right! and if you can't do it right than don't do it! ""

"" A joint a day keeps the doctor away ""

"" why drink and drive? fuck and fly

""

Jakke PNG · 03-01-2002, 09:39 AM

Don't go away mad, just go away.

Jakke PNG · 03-01-2002, 09:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by nickbaauw
"" why drink and drive? fuck and fly ""

Don't drink and drive, use drugs and fly.

Forest · 03-01-2002, 09:43 AM

GFY

Forest · 03-01-2002, 09:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TeenGodFather

Don't drink and drive, use drugs and fly.

Dont drink and Drive

U might hit a BUMP and spill your drink

Slick · 03-01-2002, 09:47 AM

I'm hung like a baby, 8 pounds and 13 inches long.

BV · 03-01-2002, 09:51 AM

"If your gonna be dumb you gotta be tough!"

Cheshire · 03-01-2002, 10:09 AM

"It's easy to have faith in yourself and have discipline when you're a winner, when you're number one. What you got to have is faith and discipline when you're not a winner."
--Vince Lombardi

eroswebmaster · 03-01-2002, 10:16 AM

This is an original saying I came up with for dealing with those who are too fucking happy.

I wish people who get "high on life" would just OD and die.

Exxxotica · 03-01-2002, 10:55 AM

Fuck you, white boy. You can?t touch me. You?re not man enough.
I?ll eat your asshole alive, you bitch. Ain?t nobody alive can fuck
with this. This is the ultimate, man.
Fuck you, you ho. Came say it in front of me. I?ll fuck you in
your asshole in front of everybody, you bitch. C?mon, you bitch.
You scared coward. You?re not man enough to fuck with me. You
can?t last two minutes in my world, bitch.
Look at you scared now, you ho. Scared like a little white faggot.
Scared of the real man.
I?ll fuck you ?til you love me, you faggot.

- M. Tyson

JFK · 03-01-2002, 10:56 AM

"Well Fuck Me dead !?"

theWatsonian · 03-01-2002, 10:58 AM

There is no gravity: the Earth sucks.

baddog · 03-01-2002, 12:04 PM

If it has tits or wheels, it is going to give you trouble.

Question authority.

So many freaks, so few circuses.

Evil Chris · 03-01-2002, 12:06 PM

"I can't complain, but sometimes I still do."

Joe Walsh, Life's Been Good.

Jakke PNG · 03-01-2002, 12:08 PM

Actually Amp's profile :

Hung like einstein and smart as a horse.

Or something like that, it's the deepest thing I've ever hear.

amp!

zubr · 03-01-2002, 12:25 PM

Judging about low-resolution content:

Nice from far but far from nice.

4Pics · 03-01-2002, 12:27 PM

easy come, easy go

Slick · 03-01-2002, 02:04 PM

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

richard123 · 03-01-2002, 02:37 PM

Any fool can condemn, criticize and complain. And most do.

This thread sucks! (See what I mean?)

BrettJ · 03-01-2002, 02:38 PM

each day I look at the forbes list of richest men in america. If my name isn't on the list, I go to work.
Robert Orbin

and ...

It's better to ask for forgiveness than for permission!

-=HUNGRYMAN=- · 03-01-2002, 02:46 PM

spacedog · 03-01-2002, 02:56 PM

"Wherever you are, it's always today. Yesterday never was, tommorow never will. "

"If ya have one leg worrying about yesterday, & the other leg wondering about tommorow, then ya might as well just piss on today"

Quotes from the SpaceDog book of revelations.

Jakke PNG · 03-01-2002, 03:20 PM

Money is like toilet paper, you're all fine until it's finished.

421Fill · 03-01-2002, 03:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Martin
Smoke em if you got em.

and share 'em if you don't... LOL

but, mine is "Know your source..."
second fave is "Liquor in the Front, and Poker in the Rear."

Caroline · 03-01-2002, 03:57 PM

"Some say the sea is cold but it contains
the hottest, most urgent blood of all."

can anyone figure this one out for me? not quite sure on what it means...

other than that, i have two...

"the less you are, the less you express of your life. the more you have, and the greater is your alienated life."
-karl marx

and

"people should not consider so much what they are to do, as what they are."
-master eckhart

RobertD · 03-01-2002, 04:30 PM

Place your clothes and weapons where you can find them in the dark.

RAM · 03-01-2002, 04:32 PM

We cheat the other guy and pass the savings on to you.

In God we trust all others CASH.

ElvisManson · 03-01-2002, 04:48 PM

"God is an Iron"

If someone who commits a felony is a felon, then.......

Lane · 03-01-2002, 05:08 PM

"From the nectar of the bone flows all that clicks"

- Anonymous ;)

kane · 03-01-2002, 05:17 PM

a couple of my favorites:

from Platoon : " well dip me in shit!"

From Glengary Glenross ( I have this taped on my monitor) : " As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac El Dorado. Anybody want to see second prize? Second prize , a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired. You get the picture? Are you laughing now?"

and: " you be it all on your future when you got a bad past."

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