Never miss a good chance to shut up. - GoFuckYourself.com

NoComments · 10-04-2005, 07:17 AM

1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either, just faark off and leave me alone.

2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a flat tyre.

3. The darkest hours come just before the dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbour's milk and newspaper, that's the time to do it.

4. Sex is like air. It only becomes really important when you aren't getting
any.

5. Don't aspire to become irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't
be promoted.

6. Remember, no one is listening until you faart.

7. Never forget that you are unique, like everyone else.

8. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

9. If you think nobody cares whether you're dead or alive, try missing a couple of mortgage payments

10. Before you judge someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. hat way, when you judge them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

11. If at first you don't succeed, avoid skydiving.

12. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

13. Have you ever lent someone £20 and never seen that person again? It was probably worth it.

14. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

15. Some days we are the flies; some days we are the windscreens.

16. Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time.

17. Good judgment comes from experience, experience comes from bad judgment.

18. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it
back in your pocket.

19. A closed mouth gathers no feet.

20. There are two theories about how to win an argument with a woman.
Neither one works.

21. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much if your lips are moving.

22. Never miss a good chance to shut up.

8 Characters · 10-04-2005, 07:22 AM

winetalk is cool

NoComments · 10-04-2005, 07:27 AM

I missed a lot of chances

tristan_D · 10-04-2005, 06:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Winetalk

I missed a lot of chances

I have given a lot of people there chances and forced them to take it.

NoComments · 10-04-2005, 06:47 PM

I never force, but the smart ones do it anyway
;)

...but if your name is Evil Chris and you are a moron,
this si all another story

10-04-2005, 07:17 AM	#1
NoComments Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 4,957	Never miss a good chance to shut up. 1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either, just faark off and leave me alone. 2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a flat tyre. 3. The darkest hours come just before the dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbour's milk and newspaper, that's the time to do it. 4. Sex is like air. It only becomes really important when you aren't getting any. 5. Don't aspire to become irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted. 6. Remember, no one is listening until you faart. 7. Never forget that you are unique, like everyone else. 8. Never test the depth of the water with both feet. 9. If you think nobody cares whether you're dead or alive, try missing a couple of mortgage payments 10. Before you judge someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. hat way, when you judge them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. 11. If at first you don't succeed, avoid skydiving. 12. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. 13. Have you ever lent someone £20 and never seen that person again? It was probably worth it. 14. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything. 15. Some days we are the flies; some days we are the windscreens. 16. Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time. 17. Good judgment comes from experience, experience comes from bad judgment. 18. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket. 19. A closed mouth gathers no feet. 20. There are two theories about how to win an argument with a woman. Neither one works. 21. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much if your lips are moving. 22. Never miss a good chance to shut up. __________________ ************************************* Give me the offer I can't refuse**

10-04-2005, 07:27 AM	#3
NoComments Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 4,957	I missed a lot of chances __________________ ************************************* Give me the offer I can't refuse**

10-04-2005, 06:47 PM	#5
NoComments Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 4,957	I never force, but the smart ones do it anyway ;) ...but if your name is Evil Chris and you are a moron, this si all another story __________________ ************************************* Give me the offer I can't refuse**

10-04-2005, 07:22 AM	#2
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