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ServerGenius · 10-03-2005, 08:59 AM

My wife and my inlaws just come walking in......my wife is carrying a big
bouquet of flowers....at this stage I'm not realising that I fucked up....as my
wife is pregnant and stops working this week. I thought it had something todo
with that.....

She shows me the card attached to the flowers.......it said:

Congratiolations with your 3 year wedding anniversary.......

I completely forgot......no presents, no suprise.....nothing at all....
I need some ideas to make up for this........help me!

khs · 10-03-2005, 08:59 AM

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Scott McD · 10-03-2005, 09:01 AM

Guys aren't supposed to remember dates and shit anyway, fuck it.

Go open up a beer...

mardigras · 10-03-2005, 09:01 AM

You must be her slave for the next 3 years

Lycanthrope · 10-03-2005, 09:01 AM

Tell her you have something great in store, but that you do not want to share it with the inlaws.

That something great... well, you better start thinking.

mrgica · 10-03-2005, 09:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD

Go open up a beer...

Get me one to

EroticySteve · 10-03-2005, 09:04 AM

A wedding anniversary is one thing. At least she's not guilting you for a lame anniversary.

You know the ones that some girlfriends/wives say, "Today is the 3rd anniversary of the the first time that you and I wore brown socks on a saturday and went to get seafood for dinner on the beach."

Jason · 10-03-2005, 09:06 AM

your fucked.

ServerGenius · 10-03-2005, 09:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lycanthrope

Tell her you have something great in store, but that you do not want to share it with the inlaws.

That something great... well, you better start thinking.

Man I have used this trick too many times.....I still have a list of great things
that I still have come with up.......she'll be rubbing this in (with all the other
missed occasions) for the rest of my life......

ServerGenius · 10-03-2005, 09:10 AM

I better not forget getting to the hospital in time.....when she's delivering....at
the end of this month....that would be the icing on the cake

pradaboy · 10-03-2005, 09:11 AM

Tell her you ordered something online but it hasn't been delivered yet. Then make sure you better order some expensive shit so she won't ask questions when it gets there.

tranza · 10-03-2005, 09:16 AM

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Originally Posted by khs

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ServerGenius · 10-03-2005, 09:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pradaboy

Tell her you ordered something online but it hasn't been delivered yet. Then make sure you better order some expensive shit so she won't ask questions when it gets there.

That's a good one......"Victoria won't tell no one" is always a good option

KRL · 10-03-2005, 09:18 AM

ServerGenius · 10-03-2005, 09:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by khs

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For you that might be a present.....my wife gets that a few times per week

Nylz · 10-03-2005, 09:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by khs

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iwantchixx · 10-03-2005, 09:43 AM

dude... how could you forget that?

imaginax · 10-03-2005, 09:44 AM

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pussyluver · 10-03-2005, 09:46 AM

Shit happens..

DutchTeenCash · 10-03-2005, 09:51 AM

tell her you ordered something and it wasnt delivered properly, youre gonna call tomorrow tell them they suck and apologize it wasnt deliverd

make something quick she will appreciate, small poem or so, 2 lines even, she needs to see you DID remember and wanna make up

BlingDaddy · 10-03-2005, 09:59 AM

Whooops.

ServerGenius · 10-03-2005, 10:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thinkx

tell her you ordered something and it wasnt delivered properly, youre gonna call tomorrow tell them they suck and apologize it wasnt deliverd

make something quick she will appreciate, small poem or so, 2 lines even, she needs to see you DID remember and wanna make up

You have been in this situation before right?

Dalai lama · 10-03-2005, 10:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thinkx

tell her you ordered something and it wasnt delivered properly, youre gonna call tomorrow tell them they suck and apologize it wasnt deliverd

make something quick she will appreciate, small poem or so, 2 lines even, she needs to see you DID remember and wanna make up

Sounds like you've done it before

tristan_D · 10-03-2005, 05:38 PM

its the classic argument on "why the hell you forgot about our anniversary?" kinda drama. i believe any typical guy is guilty with this.

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 10-03-2005, 05:40 PM

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Originally Posted by OhMobile

your fucked.

I agree with this statement.

Spunky · 10-03-2005, 05:43 PM

Buy her some jewelery..that makes them forget pretty fast

pocketkangaroo · 10-03-2005, 05:48 PM

The "it wasn't delivered in time" excuse doesn't work that well. For the most part, they don't care what it is as long as they think you remembered and tried.

If I was in your position, I'd get a card and tell her that her gift was a trip somewhere that she has wanted to go.

Thomas1007 · 10-03-2005, 05:55 PM

your pretty much fucked
beg for forgiveness and kiss her ass

pubenemy · 10-03-2005, 05:59 PM

Give her some cash tell her to get her own gift, thats what I told my old lady last xmas... =)

Papi Chulo · 10-03-2005, 06:04 PM

Tell her to let it go, or she can go out and get a real fucking job.

Reality can be a real eye opener

FunkMachine · 10-03-2005, 06:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DynaSpain

For you that might be a present.....my wife gets that a few times per week

Christ on a bike! Your wife must have an arsehole like a clown's pocket.

Wiggles · 10-03-2005, 06:57 PM

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PixeLs · 10-03-2005, 07:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lycanthrope

Tell her you have something great in store, but that you do not want to share it with the inlaws.

That something great... well, you better start thinking.

I think this suggestion will work or you can take her out and have a dinner date together.

Happy anniversary!

e5hosting · 10-03-2005, 08:23 PM

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