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#1 |
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: UltraVirtuality
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some go home to the wife and kids, some unlock the office door, some pay the girl and hotel room, some wakeup wishing the dream would last forever, some put the doll into the closet, some come to gfy and brag about it (hey juicy, wasup?........ j/k) I don't, I tend to just lay there for a while and enjoy the "after sex satisfaction feeling" So what's your thing right after you have taken your weener out for a walk in the park? |
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Just call me Tala! :)
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: TECHIEMEDIA - the only host you'll ever need! (Did I mention that their techs ROCK?? Ask me about them.)
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Sex? What? Where?
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#4 |
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: QC
Posts: 5,829
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I go for kleenex.
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I need a beer
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Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠
Posts: 133,944
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Roll over and start snoring
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#6 |
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: usa
Posts: 5,141
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Drink something, wait 5-10 minutes, and then go again
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#7 |
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Posts: 6,372
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Wake up...
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#8 |
we'll miss you our friend. RIP
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Location: Fernie, BC
Posts: 25,115
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cuddle...
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#9 |
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Join Date: Mar 2001
Posts: 1,582
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rinse my cock with listerine.
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#10 |
Bland for life
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Join Date: Nov 2004
Posts: 10,468
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Pay the girl
haha jk..have never paid for sex. I ask her what time it is and ask her if she "remembers that thing I told you about earlier", "Yes" she replies, "Well I'm gonna be late so I gotta get going".
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#11 |
Master of Gfy.com
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Join Date: Feb 2002
Posts: 14,887
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Think how i'am politely going to get the girl home and not sleep over.
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#12 |
Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Ottawa
Posts: 19,631
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check stats
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you don't know you're wearing a leash if you sit by the peg all day.. |
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#13 |
Too lazy to set a custom title
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Join Date: May 2001
Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am *I* located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :)
Posts: 51,460
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Pick up the phone and call the wife.
:D
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#14 |
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Join Date: Sep 2005
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Eat and sleep, maybe a little
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#15 |
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Join Date: May 2005
Location: ICQ: 303-282-636
Posts: 4,786
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I do the Macarena.
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#16 |
Text Writer
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Wisconsin
Posts: 18,812
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cry cuz i was just getting started
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Biz Dev and SEO
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eating and sleeping is great! ;)
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Just call me Tala! :)
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: TECHIEMEDIA - the only host you'll ever need! (Did I mention that their techs ROCK?? Ask me about them.)
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#20 |
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Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: San Jose, California
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Ask her what her name is again and turn the lights back on ......
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#21 |
holla
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: KFC
Posts: 11,769
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smoke a blunt
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#22 |
Junior Achiever
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Location: Walled Garden
Posts: 17,066
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Smoke a cig and clean up.
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Location: Canada
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I rollover twice and wonder why I'm still on that bitch
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#24 |
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Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: San Diego
Posts: 1,550
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I go an scrub my dick like no other, not sure why I started doing it, but every time after sex I go and clean up immediately.
and then I pay the girl!
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#25 |
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Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: If i was up your ass you'd know
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I just go to sleep mostly.
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I need a beer
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Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠
Posts: 133,944
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Roll over to the dry spot
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Entrepreneur
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: USA
Posts: 31,429
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Check my e-mail.
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#28 |
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Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: On The Edge
Posts: 7,994
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Put my toys away.
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#29 |
Too lazy to set a custom title
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i tell your mom to get her nappy ass out of my car.
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#30 |
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eating pringles
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#31 |
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Location: Cincinnati Ohio
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Go to sleep...
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Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Washington State
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#33 |
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: CHICAGO
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make room in the freezer.
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lurker
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Location: atlanta
Posts: 57,021
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piss ,water
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#35 |
We need more free porn
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Montreal
Posts: 16,356
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I need a beer
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Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠
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Give her a rag to mop up
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#37 |
Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Vancouver
Posts: 18,638
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log off of #cybersex
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#38 |
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Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Montreal
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I get the hell out before she start asking questions about the future
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#39 |
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Join Date: Feb 2005
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Figure out how I'm going to get back down to the ground out of the 2nd story window.
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#40 |
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Posts: 540
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sometimes I:
jump up and go take a leak go and brush my teeth run and get something to get all that nasty cum of her body before she starts rolling aruond and gets it all over the bed....because I dont' want to have to sleep in it.. I've had alot of chicks like that. They don't care. You come on them and they'll just let that shit stay on em or get all over the sheets....weird.... I guess they are used to their shit leaking and getting all over the bedsheets anyways...whats a little more wet stuff added to the mix? |
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#41 |
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Join Date: Jul 2005
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take off the rubber.
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#42 |
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Pennsylvania
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Release the break on her wheelchair so she can go wash up.
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#43 |
Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Glasgow, Scotland
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Switch on the sports channel and catch up on what i've missed...
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#44 |
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Netherlands
Posts: 261
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PS2 or sports!!!
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#45 |
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Join Date: Jul 2005
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Lie down and figure out why you came so early again.
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#46 |
When it rains, it pours
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Posts: 20,609
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gather my senses and figure out what just happened lol
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#47 |
there's no $$$ in porn
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Location: icq: 195./568.-230 (btw: not getting offline msgs)
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uncuff her
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#48 |
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Location: San Francisco
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Clean up and then take a little nap
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#49 |
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Join Date: Jan 2005
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My boyfriend and I got into the habit of reverse cuddling. We roll on opposite sides of the bed and fall asleep. Luckily, we both don't like touching after sex, or talking.
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#50 |
Reach for those stars!
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Location: Vancouver, BC
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Clean up and grab some water or gatorade for us.
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