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  • ServerGenius
    Confirmed User
    • Feb 2002
    • 9377

    #1

    Oh shit....drama!!!!

    My wife and my inlaws just come walking in......my wife is carrying a big
    bouquet of flowers....at this stage I'm not realising that I fucked up....as my
    wife is pregnant and stops working this week. I thought it had something todo
    with that.....

    She shows me the card attached to the flowers.......it said:

    Congratiolations with your 3 year wedding anniversary.......
    I completely forgot......no presents, no suprise.....nothing at all....
    I need some ideas to make up for this........help me!
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  • khs
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    • Feb 2005
    • 1730

    #2
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    • Scott McD
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      • Nov 2002
      • 67798

      #3
      Guys aren't supposed to remember dates and shit anyway, fuck it.

      Go open up a beer...


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      • mardigras
        Bon temps!
        • Feb 2003
        • 14194

        #4
        You must be her slave for the next 3 years
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        • Lycanthrope
          Confirmed User
          • Jan 2004
          • 4517

          #5
          Tell her you have something great in store, but that you do not want to share it with the inlaws.

          That something great... well, you better start thinking.

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          • mrgica
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            • Jan 2004
            • 2169

            #6
            Originally posted by Scott McD
            Go open up a beer...
            Get me one to
            Fuck it dude, lets go bowling

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            • EroticySteve
              Confirmed User
              • Mar 2005
              • 4365

              #7
              A wedding anniversary is one thing. At least she's not guilting you for a lame anniversary.

              You know the ones that some girlfriends/wives say, "Today is the 3rd anniversary of the the first time that you and I wore brown socks on a saturday and went to get seafood for dinner on the beach."
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              • Jason
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                • Dec 2002
                • 4287

                #8
                your fucked.
                I stay busy.

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                • ServerGenius
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                  • Feb 2002
                  • 9377

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Lycanthrope
                  Tell her you have something great in store, but that you do not want to share it with the inlaws.

                  That something great... well, you better start thinking.
                  Man I have used this trick too many times.....I still have a list of great things
                  that I still have come with up.......she'll be rubbing this in (with all the other
                  missed occasions) for the rest of my life......
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                  • ServerGenius
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                    • Feb 2002
                    • 9377

                    #10
                    I better not forget getting to the hospital in time.....when she's delivering....at
                    the end of this month....that would be the icing on the cake
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                    • pradaboy
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                      • Dec 2003
                      • 12931

                      #11
                      Tell her you ordered something online but it hasn't been delivered yet. Then make sure you better order some expensive shit so she won't ask questions when it gets there.
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                      • tranza
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                        • Jun 2003
                        • 57559

                        #12
                        Originally posted by khs
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                        • ServerGenius
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                          • Feb 2002
                          • 9377

                          #13
                          Originally posted by pradaboy
                          Tell her you ordered something online but it hasn't been delivered yet. Then make sure you better order some expensive shit so she won't ask questions when it gets there.
                          That's a good one......"Victoria won't tell no one" is always a good option
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                            • ServerGenius
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                              • Feb 2002
                              • 9377

                              #15
                              Originally posted by khs
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                              For you that might be a present.....my wife gets that a few times per week
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                              • Nylz
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                                • Apr 2004
                                • 8285

                                #16
                                Originally posted by khs
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                                • iwantchixx
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                                  • Oct 2002
                                  • 12860

                                  #17
                                  dude... how could you forget that?

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                                  • imaginax
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                                    • Jun 2002
                                    • 463

                                    #18
                                    Shit, see sig!
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                                    • pussyluver
                                      Clueless OleMan
                                      • Mar 2003
                                      • 11009

                                      #19
                                      Shit happens..

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                                      • DutchTeenCash
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                                        • Feb 2003
                                        • 21684

                                        #20
                                        tell her you ordered something and it wasnt delivered properly, youre gonna call tomorrow tell them they suck and apologize it wasnt deliverd

                                        make something quick she will appreciate, small poem or so, 2 lines even, she needs to see you DID remember and wanna make up

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                                        • BlingDaddy
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                                          #21
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                                          • ServerGenius
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                                            • Feb 2002
                                            • 9377

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by thinkx
                                            tell her you ordered something and it wasnt delivered properly, youre gonna call tomorrow tell them they suck and apologize it wasnt deliverd

                                            make something quick she will appreciate, small poem or so, 2 lines even, she needs to see you DID remember and wanna make up
                                            You have been in this situation before right?
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                                            • Dalai lama
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                                              • Jul 2004
                                              • 16540

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by thinkx
                                              tell her you ordered something and it wasnt delivered properly, youre gonna call tomorrow tell them they suck and apologize it wasnt deliverd

                                              make something quick she will appreciate, small poem or so, 2 lines even, she needs to see you DID remember and wanna make up
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                                              • tristan_D
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                                                • Jul 2005
                                                • 7865

                                                #24
                                                its the classic argument on "why the hell you forgot about our anniversary?" kinda drama. i believe any typical guy is guilty with this.
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                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by OhMobile
                                                  your fucked.

                                                  I agree with this statement.

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                                                  • Spunky
                                                    I need a beer
                                                    • Jun 2002
                                                    • 133986

                                                    #26
                                                    Buy her some jewelery..that makes them forget pretty fast

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                                                    • pocketkangaroo
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                                                      • Jan 2005
                                                      • 8452

                                                      #27
                                                      The "it wasn't delivered in time" excuse doesn't work that well. For the most part, they don't care what it is as long as they think you remembered and tried.

                                                      If I was in your position, I'd get a card and tell her that her gift was a trip somewhere that she has wanted to go.

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                                                      • Thomas1007
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                                                        • Aug 2002
                                                        • 5542

                                                        #28
                                                        your pretty much fucked
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                                                        • pubenemy
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                                                          • May 2004
                                                          • 990

                                                          #29
                                                          Give her some cash tell her to get her own gift, thats what I told my old lady last xmas... =)
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                                                          • Papi Chulo
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                                                            • Sep 2005
                                                            • 167

                                                            #30
                                                            Tell her to let it go, or she can go out and get a real fucking job.

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                                                            • FunkMachine
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                                                              • Jul 2004
                                                              • 125

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by DynaSpain
                                                              For you that might be a present.....my wife gets that a few times per week
                                                              Christ on a bike! Your wife must have an arsehole like a clown's pocket.

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                                                              • Wiggles
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                                                                • May 2004
                                                                • 14423

                                                                #32
                                                                buy her chocolate, chicks dig that shit!
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                                                                • PixeLs
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                                                                  • Jul 2005
                                                                  • 11922

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by Lycanthrope
                                                                  Tell her you have something great in store, but that you do not want to share it with the inlaws.

                                                                  That something great... well, you better start thinking.
                                                                  I think this suggestion will work or you can take her out and have a dinner date together.

                                                                  Happy anniversary!

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                                                                    #34
                                                                    Happy Anniversary

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