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"Wherever you are, it's always today. Yesterday never was, tommorow never will. "

"If ya have one leg worrying about yesterday, & the other leg wondering about tommorow, then ya might as well just piss on today"

Quotes from the SpaceDog book of revelations.

Money is like toilet paper, you're all fine until it's finished.

and share 'em if you don't... LOL


but, mine is "Know your source..."
second fave is "Liquor in the Front, and Poker in the Rear."

"Some say the sea is cold but it contains
the hottest, most urgent blood of all."

can anyone figure this one out for me? not quite sure on what it means... :)

other than that, i have two...

"the less you are, the less you express of your life. the more you have, and the greater is your alienated life."
-karl marx

and

"people should not consider so much what they are to do, as what they are."
-master eckhart

Place your clothes and weapons where you can find them in the dark.

We cheat the other guy and pass the savings on to you.


In God we trust all others CASH.

"God is an Iron"

If someone who commits a felony is a felon, then.......

"From the nectar of the bone flows all that clicks"

- Anonymous ;)

a couple of my favorites:

from Platoon : " well dip me in shit!"

From Glengary Glenross ( I have this taped on my monitor) : " As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac El Dorado. Anybody want to see second prize? Second prize , a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired. You get the picture? Are you laughing now?"

and: " you be it all on your future when you got a bad past."

"Rome wasn't built in a day"

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day.
Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime.

If your aunt had balls, she'd be your uncle.

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Time is a river,
winding steadily through the
landscape of tomorrow.

There are those who would steal
a glimpse around the next bend,
and those who would fight the current.

But the wisest are those
who turn their eyes from the waters,
and seek out a fellow traveller
to share in the journey.

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Everything under the sun.

What sick ridiculous puppets we are,
And what a gross little stage we dance on.
What fun we have, dancing and fucking,
Not a care in the world.
Not knowing that we are nothing.

We are not what was intended.


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For those who like to make SERIOUS $$$.

"get the fuck out! and don't let tha door hit ja where tha good lord split ja"


and


"don't go away mad - just go away"

"Before I fuck your mother, I'm going to break her arm" - Henry Rollins

"The wheel is spinning but the hamster is fucking dead" - old Usenet sig (can't remember the user handle)

"I'm gonna bug out your eyes and skull fuck you!" - FullMetal Jacket

"Abacinate, eyes that bleed/Praying for the end of/Your wide awake nightmare/Wings of pain, reach out for you" - Slayer