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MetaMan · 10-03-2005, 12:41 AM

dip your balls in Sea Bass Oil for 4 hours, then overnight apply heating pads to each side of your cock.

the Sea Bass oil mixed with the heating pads WILL in 99% cases make your dick grow bigger.

my dick grew 0.5", i am up to 8", i am happy with my results!

anyone heard of/tried this technique?

10-03-2005, 12:41 AM

are you serious?

MetaMan · 10-03-2005, 12:42 AM

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Originally Posted by bdjuf

are you serious?

yes, have you not ever heard of this technique? supposedly the word on the street is that new penis pills will contain sea bass oil.

StickyGreen · 10-03-2005, 12:43 AM

llololololollollol

NoWhErE · 10-03-2005, 12:44 AM

Instead of making it bigger, why not just learn to use it?

MetaMan · 10-03-2005, 12:44 AM

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Originally Posted by NoWhErE

Instead of making it bigger, why not just learn to use it?

your wife likes a strong deepthroat, i cant always compete with a cucumber.

fetishblog · 10-03-2005, 12:45 AM

Someone's been hitting the crack pipe too much.

MetaMan · 10-03-2005, 12:45 AM

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Originally Posted by fetishblog

Someone's been hitting the crack pipe too much.

the doctor said the same thing to your mother once he saw you pop out.

BlingDaddy · 10-03-2005, 12:45 AM

It's much better to use the Pro Extender SYSTEM ....
Theres no heating pads or sea bass involved and it will make your cock look like a whale......

MetaMan · 10-03-2005, 12:46 AM

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Originally Posted by BlingDaddy

It's much better to use the Pro Extender SYSTEM ....
Theres no heating pads or sea bass involved and it will make your cock look like a whale......

get your spam out of my thread you ingrate little fuckwad.

StickyGreen · 10-03-2005, 12:48 AM

pro extender system? lmfao...people actually buy that shit?

fetishblog · 10-03-2005, 12:48 AM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

the doctor said the same thing to your mother once he saw you pop out.

MetaMan · 10-03-2005, 12:49 AM

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Originally Posted by fetishblog

did you draw this in the "special ed" art class today?

good for you buddy!

for a job well done son.

MetaMan · 10-03-2005, 12:50 AM

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Originally Posted by StickyGreen

pro extender system? lmfao...people actually buy that shit?

its all about the oil man, dont forget the pads.

Series · 10-03-2005, 12:52 AM

I jerk off with Sea Bass Oil... the moment I start rubbing it in, my cock doubles in size and gets all hard... truly amazing stuff

jcknwprt · 10-03-2005, 12:55 AM

how come u guys all opened this thread?

NoWhErE · 10-03-2005, 12:57 AM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

your wife likes a strong deepthroat, i cant always compete with a cucumber.

I'm supposing you forgot to put the "IF" before that sentence. If not, well... I'm not married... so... ya...

Cucumber huh? Whatever floats her boat mate...

MetaMan · 10-03-2005, 12:59 AM

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Originally Posted by NoWhErE

I'm supposing you forgot to put the "IF" before that sentence. If not, well... I'm not married... so... ya...

Cucumber huh? Whatever floats her boat mate...

are you hitting on me?

:food-smil :food-smil

BlingDaddy · 10-03-2005, 01:01 AM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

get your spam out of my thread you ingrate little fuckwad.

Blow me.... you're the one slapping heating pads and seabass oil on your balls. Least I could do is offer a jackass alternative.

MetroPornTour · 10-03-2005, 01:06 AM

Sea Bass Oil???

I recomend you use toilet paper!
Your girlfriend has been rubbing that on her ass for years and look at how big it is.

fetishblog · 10-03-2005, 01:07 AM

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Originally Posted by MetroPornTour

Sea Bass Oil???

I recomend you use toilet paper!
Your girlfriend has been rubbing that on her ass for years and look at how big it is.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.

aico · 10-03-2005, 01:07 AM

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Originally Posted by MetroPornTour

Sea Bass Oil???

I recomend you use toilet paper!
Your girlfriend has been rubbing that on her ass for years and look at how big it is.

MetaMan · 10-03-2005, 01:09 AM

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Originally Posted by MetroPornTour

Sea Bass Oil???

I recomend you use toilet paper!
Your girlfriend has been rubbing that on her ass for years and look at how big it is.

i recomended your father use a condom, and look at the big mistake that was made.

NoWhErE · 10-03-2005, 01:09 AM

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Originally Posted by MetroPornTour

Sea Bass Oil???

I recomend you use toilet paper!
Your girlfriend has been rubbing that on her ass for years and look at how big it is.

OWNED!

MetroPornTour · 10-03-2005, 01:26 AM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

i recomended your father use a condom, and look at the big mistake that was made.

Nice come back!

TheMob · 10-03-2005, 01:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetroPornTour

Sea Bass Oil???

I recomend you use toilet paper!
Your girlfriend has been rubbing that on her ass for years and look at how big it is.

that was pretty good. did you come up with thtat?

PixeLs · 10-03-2005, 02:55 AM

Thanks but I don't think I still need any size enhancement right now.

Nicky · 10-03-2005, 03:00 AM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

the doctor said the same thing to your mother once he saw you pop out.

smack · 10-03-2005, 03:00 AM

so you're telling me i have been doing all this posting, when i could just be rubbing my weiner down with fish oil.

damnit.

MetaMan · 10-03-2005, 10:57 AM

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Originally Posted by smack

so you're telling me i have been doing all this posting, when i could just be rubbing my weiner down with fish oil.

damnit.

you do not "rub" your weiner with it, you "dip" your balls in it, DO NOT let the oil touch your penis it will not work.

it is the process of the heating pads heating your penis then your balls and bringing up the oil through your scrotum that makes it extend.

Holly · 10-03-2005, 11:12 AM

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Originally Posted by BlingDaddy

Blow me.... you're the one slapping heating pads and seabass oil on your balls.

If you think that's something, you should see what he does with his asshole.

Truly shocking.

gornyhuy · 10-03-2005, 11:18 AM

This is all documented in HJPEM (Harvard Journal of Penile Extension Medicine) - July 2003, I'm really impressed that it got to market so fast.

chaze · 10-03-2005, 11:18 AM

Actually I can see this true, see a pnis is a muscle and a muscle needs fat to build and fat needs oil to exist.

So if you can can get the right oil in your penis somehow in theory it will allow the muscle to grow bigger. Good trick

MetroPornTour · 10-03-2005, 11:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan

you do not "rub" your weiner with it, you "dip" your balls in it, DO NOT let the oil touch your penis it will not work.

it is the process of the heating pads heating your penis then your balls and bringing up the oil through your scrotum that makes it extend.

So I want to know how someone came up with this formula?

IE:

Hmmmm....
What am I going to do with all this Bass Oil? Oh I got an idea, I'll dip my balls in it and go to sleep with heating pads on my cock.

I wonder what that will do?

Holy Cow Batman!!!!!!! My cock is bigger!!!

BruceM · 10-03-2005, 11:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlingDaddy

It's much better to use the Pro Extender SYSTEM ....
Theres no heating pads or sea bass involved and it will make your cock look like a whale......

EZRhino · 10-03-2005, 12:13 PM

Try attaching a car battery to your balls and make sure you get a #2 ground wire and ground your dick to a steel pipe. I heard that it might work. If it doesnt it only proves that some people will believe anything.

pornguy · 10-03-2005, 12:17 PM

That sounds like it might hurt more then work.

MetaMan · 10-03-2005, 12:30 PM

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Originally Posted by MetroPornTour

So I want to know how someone came up with this formula?

IE:

Hmmmm....
What am I going to do with all this Bass Oil? Oh I got an idea, I'll dip my balls in it and go to sleep with heating pads on my cock.

I wonder what that will do?

Holy Cow Batman!!!!!!! My cock is bigger!!!

how was any form of modern medicine discovered?

how did the natives find out aloe was good for burns? they just happened to try it out.

im not the one who was the first to try it. so i can not answer your question specifically, discoveries and chance.

MetroPornTour · 10-03-2005, 12:43 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

how was any form of modern medicine discovered?

how did the natives find out aloe was good for burns? they just happened to try it out.

im not the one who was the first to try it. so i can not answer your question specifically, discoveries and chance.

Buddy,

Aloe makes sense. It is a desert plant.

so...

1. You are in the desert.
2. You get sunburned.
3. You need something soothing and cool.
4. You cut open a plant it looks soothing.
5. You put it on and it does the trick.

Sea bass oil and heat pads is not a natural extrapulation.

IE:

1. Man is floating in the sea.
2. His balls shrink from the cold.
3. A sea bass swims past.
4. He kills it and extracts the oil.
5. Dips nuts in oil to warm them up?
6. Doesn't quite do the trick so uses heating pads. (remember still in ocean)

This just doesn't make sense.

Hey, doesn't Alberta have a lot of oil?
Maybe is is Albertan red/blue-neck working in an oil field during winter and gets cold nuts.

1. Dips testicles in crude but it stains clothes.
2. Goes to canteen notices Fish on the menu. Gets idea!
3. Discovers no clothing stains but doesn't help much against cold.
4. Buddy lends him some heat pads.
5. Notices after an 8 hour shift his cock is bigger.

Hmmm
Maybe it is possible.

PimpDaddyPants · 10-03-2005, 12:52 PM

hahahahahahahhahahahahaa

chaze · 10-03-2005, 01:44 PM

has anyone else tried it yet?

XAKEP · 10-03-2005, 01:46 PM

Or, dab a little tobasco sauce on the head of your cock, it will swell to about 1.5x normal size. nothing amazing, but definately bigger.

chowda · 10-03-2005, 01:46 PM

no need to guys

she just loves mine! :P

bigmack · 10-03-2005, 01:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan

dip your balls in Sea Bass Oil for 4 hours, then overnight apply heating pads to each side of your cock.

the Sea Bass oil mixed with the heating pads WILL in 99% cases make your dick grow bigger.

my dick grew 0.5", i am up to 8", i am happy with my results!

anyone heard of/tried this technique?

Are you sure you didnt push the measuring tape into your groin harder the second time around? That skin will push in better than a half inch.

tASSy · 10-03-2005, 01:52 PM

does it have the same effect if you just deep throat a chilean sea bass?

Minte · 10-03-2005, 02:00 PM

A crummy 1/2 inch?? I grew mine 3" the easy way..

I bought a Lambo

flirty · 10-03-2005, 02:16 PM

buahahahahahha

Violetta · 10-03-2005, 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted by XAKEP

Or, dab a little tobasco sauce on the head of your cock, it will swell to about 1.5x normal size. nothing amazing, but definately bigger.

je_rome · 10-03-2005, 06:50 PM

that's just totally insane.

tranza · 10-03-2005, 07:33 PM

hahahha, man, that can't be serious lol!!!

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