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Two Guys Named Tony · 09-15-2005, 12:16 AM

WIll you bring me up a Nestea?

throwdown · 09-15-2005, 12:17 AM

Do you guys douche together ?

Two Guys Named Tony · 09-15-2005, 12:18 AM

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Do you guys douche together ?

We cycle together, thank you for your question, I hope your day is enjoyable.

Two Guys Named Tony · 09-15-2005, 12:27 AM

Tony, Trish is on the phone, she wanted me to ask you if you ever got that sweater she knitted for you?

Two Guys Named Tony · 09-15-2005, 12:55 AM

Yeah I got it, but it was slighty off color wise from that swatch. I talked to Tony the other day, and he said I could easily dye it. I'm a little nervous to try (remember those Jeans I bleached)

Two Guys Named Tony · 09-15-2005, 12:57 AM

Tony are you still up?

Two Guys Named Tony · 09-15-2005, 12:58 AM

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Tony are you still up?

Yeah, I am here. You take too long on the phone, you missed an awesome recap of the bike race from this afternoon.

Two Guys Named Tony · 09-15-2005, 01:01 AM

It was a great one. I meant to tell you, I ran into Tony the other day, and he said Tony was in a car accident. He's ok but the car was totaled. Tony said he would loan him a car, so I guess for now it's not bad.

EDIT I also finally got that delivery of inner tubes.

Two Guys Named Tony · 09-15-2005, 01:02 AM

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It was a great one. I meant to tell you, I ran into Tony the other day, and he said Tony was in a car accident. He's ok but the car was totaled. Tony said he would loan him a car, so I guess for now it's not bad.

You mean Tony and Helen TOny, or Tony and Diane Tony?

Two Guys Named Tony · 09-15-2005, 01:03 AM

HA! Yeah it gets a little confusing. Tony, and Helen Tony.

Two Guys Named Tony · 09-15-2005, 01:05 AM

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HA! Yeah it gets a little confusing. Tony, and Helen Tony.

Ah, did you ever ride over to pick up those brownies she made?

Two Guys Named Tony · 09-15-2005, 01:07 AM

Yeah. The brownies were really good too, if you know what I mean.

Two Guys Named Tony · 09-15-2005, 01:08 AM

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Yeah. The brownies were really good too, if you know what I mean.

I am not quite sure what it is that you are referring to Tony, and frankly I don't appreciate the insinuation that you had sexual intercourse with the brownies that she baked for us TO SHARE.

Two Guys Named Tony · 09-15-2005, 01:09 AM

You should come downstairs. They are showing Quick Silver now on channel 23

BoNgHiTtA · 09-15-2005, 01:10 AM

Is this supposed to be funny? I am falling asleep over here. Get a better fake nick.

Two Guys Named Tony · 09-15-2005, 01:10 AM

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I am not quite sure what it is that you are referring to Tony, and frankly I don't appreciate the insinuation that you had sexual intercourse with the brownies that she baked for us TO SHARE.

You are such a prude Tony. I was referring to Brownie Girl, not *the* brownies.

Two Guys Named Tony · 09-15-2005, 01:12 AM

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Is this supposed to be funny? I am falling asleep over here. Get a better fake nick.

Do you run adult world wide web sites? We are just starting. We purchased some HOT content, and designed some really nice adult internet web sites.

Soon we will own cannondale with our adult site profits

!

Two Guys Named Tony · 09-15-2005, 01:12 AM

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You should come downstairs. They are showing Quick Silver now on channel 23

I have to finish this email to Cannondale about our graphite frame, I told them we wanted Dorothy to inspect it, but I found out from Mark that Steve inspected it at the factory, and we all know what happened last time Steve inspected that aluminum downtube.

Two Guys Named Tony · 09-15-2005, 01:14 AM

Oh yeah. STEVE! I hope he doesn't screw up the forks. Took me a week to get them straight again.

Two Guys Named Tony · 09-15-2005, 01:14 AM

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Do you run adult world wide web sites? We are just starting. We purchased some HOT content, and designed some really nice adult internet web sites.

Soon we will own cannondale with our adult site profits

!

Absoloutely.

By the way, Mr. Bonghit, are you aware of the kind of time management skills it requires to race bicycles during the day and to work on the adult internet web building pornographic web pages?

BoNgHiTtA · 09-15-2005, 01:15 AM

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Absoloutely.

By the way, Mr. Bonghit, are you aware of the kind of time management skills it requires to race bicycles during the day and to work on the adult internet web building pornographic web pages?

Kindly shoot yourself in the face. Thanks.

Two Guys Named Tony · 09-15-2005, 01:17 AM

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Kindly shoot yourself in the face. Thanks.

You are not nice. Tony, do you know how to ignore someone on this message board? This bong guy reminds me of that beasly guy over on the 10 speed message board. What a clown.

Two Guys Named Tony · 09-15-2005, 01:18 AM

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Kindly shoot yourself in the face. Thanks.

Mr. Bonghit, please kindly reconsider your last statement and retract it. TOny and I are simply trying to make friends and some money through the selling of pornographic images on teh internet web. I hope your day is swell.

Two Guys Named Tony · 09-15-2005, 01:19 AM

Good point Tony, maybe ignoring is a bit harsh. Perhaps he will retract and we can get to the business of selling naked images electronically.

Two Guys Named Tony · 09-15-2005, 01:20 AM

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You are not nice. Tony, do you know how to ignore someone on this message board? This bong guy reminds me of that beasly guy over on the 10 speed message board. What a clown.

I'm not sure, perhaps its better to do what we did with Beasly?

Mr. Bonghit, TOny and I challenge you to a bicycle race tomorrow morning. After the race we will go to Tim Hortons for fresh coffee and donuts. Theres nothing that a good old fashioned bike race can't solve.

Two Guys Named Tony · 09-15-2005, 01:23 AM

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I'm not sure, perhaps its better to do what we did with Beasly?

Mr. Bonghit, TOny and I challenge you to a bicycle race tomorrow morning. After the race we will go to Tim Hortons for fresh coffee and donuts. Theres nothing that a good old fashioned bike race can't solve.

Oh this will be excellent. I'll even do it with the old cannondale.

Two Guys Named Tony · 09-15-2005, 01:26 AM

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Oh this will be excellent. I'll even do it with the old cannondale.

He will surely be at an advantage. And just to show that theres no hard feelings Mr. Bonghit, Tony and I will run 28 psi in our back tire as opposed to the standard 35 psi, and 25 psi in our front tire, as opposed to teh standard 35 psi.

Hustlin Entertainment · 09-15-2005, 01:35 AM

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Empress_JoinRightNow · 09-15-2005, 01:36 AM

the thread is yours mr...not that funny...

reed_4 · 09-15-2005, 03:38 AM

Yeah, they are not that funny at all.

"Rocky" · 09-15-2005, 04:34 AM

gays? LOL

tristan_D · 09-15-2005, 04:49 AM

Cool way to whore this thread.

spooky181 · 09-15-2005, 04:51 AM

I like them. Can I ride with you?

sonofsam · 09-15-2005, 05:05 AM

haaha i found the 10 speed forum comment pretty funny

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 09-15-2005, 05:29 AM

Tony, I saw Tony sniffing your bicycle seat while you took a bathroom break.

Just thought you should know...

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"Rocky" · 09-15-2005, 06:12 AM

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Tony, I saw Tony sniffing your bicycle seat while you took a bathroom break.

Just thought you should know...

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Yeah, he shold know it...

JJ Gold · 10-03-2005, 11:55 AM

Two Guys Named Tony are pure fucking comedy.

badmunchkin · 10-03-2005, 11:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Two Guys Named Tony

I'm not sure, perhaps its better to do what we did with Beasly?

Mr. Bonghit, TOny and I challenge you to a bicycle race tomorrow morning. After the race we will go to Tim Hortons for fresh coffee and donuts. Theres nothing that a good old fashioned bike race can't solve.

sorry, this is classic stuff - they never go out of character

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