A cute joke for all you stay-at-home moms: - GoFuckYourself.com

Missy · 10-01-2005, 06:41 PM

A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front yard.

The door of his wife's car was open, as was the front door to the house and there was no sign of the dog.

Proceeding into the entry, he found an even bigger mess. A lamp had been knocked over, and the throw rug was wadded against one wall. In the front room the TV was loudly blaring a cartoon channel, and the family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing. In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled on the counter, the fridge door was open wide, dog food was spilled on the floor, a broken glass lay under the table, and a small pile of sand was spread by the back door.

He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more piles of clothes, looking for his wife. He was worried she might be ill, or that something serious had happened. He was met with a small trickle of water as it made its way out the bathroom door. As he peered inside he found wet towels, scummy soap and more toys strewn over the floor. Miles of toilet paper lay in a heap and toothpaste had been smeared over the mirror and walls.

As he rushed to the bedroom, he found his wife still curled up in the bed in her pajamas, reading a novel. She looked up at him, smiled, and asked how his day went.
He looked at her bewildered and asked, "What happened here today?"

She again smiled and answered, "You know every day when you come home from work and you ask me what in the world did I do today?"
"Yes," was his incredulous reply.

She answered, "Well, today I didn't do it."

LittleMack · 10-01-2005, 06:43 PM

LOL, my wife stays home and she loved this. Thanks

Missy · 10-01-2005, 06:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LittleMack

LOL, my wife stays home and she loved this. Thanks

I don't stay home, and I'm not a mom, but even I thought it was pretty funny.

myjah · 10-01-2005, 07:44 PM

HaHa!! Very cute joke, I'll have to pass it along to all my friends who stay-at-home.

tony286 · 10-01-2005, 07:46 PM

very funny joke

Loryn · 10-01-2005, 08:23 PM

Good one!

Babagirls · 10-01-2005, 08:28 PM

LOL that was good!

Doctor Dre · 10-01-2005, 08:38 PM

ROFL nice one !

wildgirl · 10-01-2005, 08:40 PM

lol...Good one

selena · 10-01-2005, 09:15 PM

Oh, I like this one. Thanks for sharing!

RRRED · 10-01-2005, 09:23 PM

Oh GOD that is hilarious and SO TRUE.. that's exactly what would happen if you were to curl up and let them do their thing.

amandaspost · 10-01-2005, 09:57 PM

lol cute

je_rome · 10-02-2005, 05:15 PM

reminds me of my childhood days with my brothers. we piss our mom by messing with the entire house. LOL

tranza · 10-02-2005, 05:59 PM

lol, pretty funny

MandyBlake · 10-02-2005, 06:03 PM

very cute.

Wiggles · 10-02-2005, 06:05 PM

that bitch is so fired, when she asks for money, he can say, sorry got none, didn't do anything all day.

Lance69 · 10-02-2005, 06:06 PM

Can't let the old lady find this!

10-01-2005, 06:41 PM	#1
Missy FLASHCA$H.COM Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: In my skin Posts: 1,257	A cute joke for all you stay-at-home moms: A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front yard. The door of his wife's car was open, as was the front door to the house and there was no sign of the dog. Proceeding into the entry, he found an even bigger mess. A lamp had been knocked over, and the throw rug was wadded against one wall. In the front room the TV was loudly blaring a cartoon channel, and the family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing. In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled on the counter, the fridge door was open wide, dog food was spilled on the floor, a broken glass lay under the table, and a small pile of sand was spread by the back door. He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more piles of clothes, looking for his wife. He was worried she might be ill, or that something serious had happened. He was met with a small trickle of water as it made its way out the bathroom door. As he peered inside he found wet towels, scummy soap and more toys strewn over the floor. Miles of toilet paper lay in a heap and toothpaste had been smeared over the mirror and walls. As he rushed to the bedroom, he found his wife still curled up in the bed in her pajamas, reading a novel. She looked up at him, smiled, and asked how his day went. He looked at her bewildered and asked, "What happened here today?" She again smiled and answered, "You know every day when you come home from work and you ask me what in the world did I do today?" "Yes," was his incredulous reply. She answered, "Well, today I didn't do it."

10-01-2005, 06:43 PM	#2
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10-01-2005, 07:44 PM	#4
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10-01-2005, 08:23 PM	#6
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10-01-2005, 07:46 PM	#5
tony286 lurker Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: atlanta Posts: 57,021	very funny joke

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10-01-2005, 09:15 PM	#10
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10-01-2005, 09:23 PM	#11
RRRED Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: WA Posts: 6,754	Oh GOD that is hilarious and SO TRUE.. that's exactly what would happen if you were to curl up and let them do their thing.

10-01-2005, 09:57 PM	#12
amandaspost Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: New Jersey Posts: 1,935	lol cute

10-02-2005, 05:15 PM	#13
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10-02-2005, 06:05 PM	#16
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10-02-2005, 06:06 PM	#17
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