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10-14-2002, 03:56 PM

My girl insisted on bringing one of her cats, Traitor, to our new place that we just moved in to. He is just one of a few cats she has that was over at her Mom's house.

I don't dislike cats. I grew up having a cat in the family, but this kitty can be a little overbearing. The first night he was here, a little over a week ago, he was all over the place. I mean he was on my keyboard, on the counter (where food is prepared!), and in our bed. I really didn't want him in bed with us. He is only a year and a half old, but he's a big cat, and when he steps on your balls when you're sleeping - you know it.

He's calmed down a little since he's been here, be he just seems to be everywhere I don't want him to be. My girlfriend would be crushed if I made her get rid of him.

What should I do?

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10-14-2002, 03:58 PM

our cat is in heat.. how fuck'n annoying.. the fucker is like MEEEOOOOOWWWW MEEOOOOOW MEEOOOOOOW all fuck'n day...

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10-14-2002, 03:59 PM

you got back with your old girlfriend? or another new one ?

I saw your ad in a few newspapers in Philly btw
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10-14-2002, 04:00 PM

Originally posted by LUCL0NELY
you got back with your old girlfriend? or another new one ?

I saw your ad in a few newspapers in Philly btw

Ya, we made up. That's the best part of breaking up.

What newspaper ad's are you talking about? I don't have any.

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10-14-2002, 04:09 PM

spank the pussy :D
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10-14-2002, 04:11 PM

Buy a waterbottle. Whenever he is anywhere you don't want, you spray him.

After months of climbing all over my computer shit, it took less than 2 days for my cats to learn not to climb on my computer table at all.

Water bottle - A cat owners best friend.

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10-14-2002, 04:13 PM

Originally posted by Turboface

Ya, we made up. That's the best part of breaking up.

What newspaper ad's are you talking about? I don't have any.

congrats on getting back.

about the ad, so it's not your.

The ad goes something like this:
Internet models needed, no sex, no game, no nude. must be extractive, etc. I was thinking what the fuck do you need a model for if no nude, no sex, no naked etc ??? The fucker who run that ad is so dumb.

LAst time I put an ad like this :

sexy girls needed- you will work for internet adult entertainment.

I will personally test you out before you can work.

and after 1 day, all the girls kept calling me for interview. I make out a fucking schedual. like I fuck this girl at 3pm, that girl at 7 pm, that girl at 9am etc.

I only spent 40 bux for that ad and I actually fucked at least 10 sexy girls (anal +oral+facial etc) .

I love testing my models so much.
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10-14-2002, 04:19 PM

Originally posted by FATPad
Buy a waterbottle. Whenever he is anywhere you don't want, you spray him.

After months of climbing all over my computer shit, it took less than 2 days for my cats to learn not to climb on my computer table at all.

Water bottle - A cat owners best friend.

Definitely the way to go. We have 3 cats and the only way we've managed to keep them behaved is with a little water discipline.

It may take a bit of persistance but it will pay off. Better check with the GF before spraying them in the bedroom though. I don't like our cats in bed with us but there are some people who won't sleep without them.

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10-14-2002, 04:20 PM

Originally posted by FATPad
Buy a waterbottle. Whenever he is anywhere you don't want, you spray him.

Water bottle - A cat owners best friend.

Already got one - I need a holster on my belt for it and I'll be happy.

The one bad thing is that it takes a good two pumps before the spray of water comes out - and by that time the cat has fled the crime scene.

Also, I think he knows that I won't squirt him when he's near electrical stuff. His new hang out is behind my computer desk, right by my power strip. I swear he's adapting like the Borg!

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10-14-2002, 04:37 PM

Originally posted by LUCL0NELY

LAst time I put an ad like this :

sexy girls needed- you will work for internet adult entertainment.

I will personally test you out before you can work.

and after 1 day, all the girls kept calling me for interview. I make out a fucking schedual. like I fuck this girl at 3pm, that girl at 7 pm, that girl at 9am etc.

I only spent 40 bux for that ad and I actually fucked at least 10 sexy girls (anal +oral+facial etc) .

I love testing my models so much.

That's legal?

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10-14-2002, 05:43 PM

Originally posted by Turboface

Already got one - I need a holster on my belt for it and I'll be happy.

The one bad thing is that it takes a good two pumps before the spray of water comes out - and by that time the cat has fled the crime scene.

Also, I think he knows that I won't squirt him when he's near electrical stuff. His new hang out is behind my computer desk, right by my power strip. I swear he's adapting like the Borg!

I call mine the Kitty Persuader. Really, though, about squirting him near electrical stuff -- try and catch him as much as you can when he ISN"T near stuff that goes "bzzzt" when you get it wet. I sprayed the fuck outta Quinn (my kitty) when she was on counters, scratching shit up, etc, and now all I have to do is just POINT that fucking bottle in her direction and she runs like her ass is on fire.

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10-14-2002, 05:44 PM

Damn, isnt the subject of this thread false advertising?
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10-14-2002, 06:12 PM

Originally posted by untitled

That's legal?

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10-14-2002, 07:25 PM

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Damn, isnt the subject of this thread false advertising?

Sorry to get your hopes up. I'll try to take a few photos later on tonight for ya.

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10-14-2002, 07:50 PM

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That's legal?

why wouldn't it be?

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10-14-2002, 08:07 PM

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now all I have to do is just POINT that fucking bottle in her direction and she runs like her ass is on fire.

HAHA

There was four cats here for a while. One would jump on something they shouldn't, I'd reach for the waterbottle, and all the cats would jump up and tear ass to a hiding spot.

They learn quickly with the water bottle.

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