Got this enormous neighbour heffer chasing me. She thinks we're going to start dating or something, but she's so fat I can barely stand looking at her. what should I do?
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I don't reject them because they are fat. I love fat chicks and if I reject one it could be for one of a million different reasons.
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Most fat women are mentally ill. They get up every day to shower, and have to directly deal with (and then IGNORE) the fact that they are disgustingly gross mounds of sickening suet. This is irrefutable since they have to lay their hands on their own awful flab.
So, their minds snapped long ago. Hence, there's nothing that you can say to them to make the point clear that FAT IS NOT SEXY AND IS INSTEAD REPULSIVELY ABHORRENT. Continue to ignore her and the bulbous cow will choose another victim who she imagines likes greasy sweatcracks.Comment
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This thread reminds me of a time I was at a club with a couple of my friends and this fat chick came up to one of them and asked if he wanted to dance.
He politely rejected her and turned round to talk to me, she then tapped him on the shoulder and asked him "are you sure you don't want to dance?" he said "yes I'm sure, thank you" She then taps him on the shoulder again and says "Is it ok if I just stand with you then?"
I swear, you should have saw his face, it was a picture. I left the two of them and went to the bar. I really couldn't stop laughing. He got rid of her tho. But needless to say we had a good laugh at his expense that night
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Originally posted by MadCat
tell your sister i am sorrySince 1999: 69 Adult Industry awards for Best Hosting Company and professional excellence.
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huh ? wtf u talking about ?Originally posted by frisComment
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Define fat - are we talking 250 pounds, or just kind of chunky?Comment
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people are attractive - not sizeThis dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!
Now read without the word dog.Comment
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Only losers and fatties say that.Originally posted by SleazyDreamComment
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nice sig
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guess i'm both then.Originally posted by MadCat
still havn't unpacked from amsterdam and i have to goto curracco in less than 2 weeks.This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!
Now read without the word dog.Comment
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And this doesn't make you a disgusting fat slob how ?Originally posted by SleazyDreamComment
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HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAOriginally posted by Ecksent
My friend just saved this oneOriginally posted by rayadp05Comment
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lovin that sigComment
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You know what they say about Fat Chicks
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yes i feel bad and then i fuck herComment
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I dont' but that freaked kitty
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Originally posted by MadCat
Wow your mean. You know some people have problems with their thyroids where they cannot help but gain weight. Everything they do to lose weight only makes minor changes. About your neighbor just say you are not interested and ignore her I am sure she will get the picture.Comment
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I don't believe that the "thyroid" excuse is as true as they say. sure for some people... SOME it is, as in minisclule amount... but in most cases just step away from the donough box for fuck sakes.
Also,t here's medications to treat thyroidism. So WTF is their excuse now?Comment
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Originally posted by SleazyDream
What does this have to do with obesity?
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fat chicks are kinda grossComment
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I like plumpers!!M&A QueenComment
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Call Greenpeace.Originally posted by MadCat
They will help return her to the ocean.
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HEY!
I was waiting for the next "fat bashing" thread.
I reject skinny bitches all the time. If she aint fat, I wont hit that.tofu916 video services - tofu916.com
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Make her happy and fuck her! You'll end up in heaven, god will take care of u.Originally posted by MadCatComment
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holy shit dude, fat chicks are great in the sack, just a bugger toi ditch laterOriginally posted by RossThis thread reminds me of a time I was at a club with a couple of my friends and this fat chick came up to one of them and asked if he wanted to dance.
He politely rejected her and turned round to talk to me, she then tapped him on the shoulder and asked him "are you sure you don't want to dance?" he said "yes I'm sure, thank you" She then taps him on the shoulder again and says "Is it ok if I just stand with you then?"
I swear, you should have saw his face, it was a picture. I left the two of them and went to the bar. I really couldn't stop laughing. He got rid of her tho. But needless to say we had a good laugh at his expense that nightComment
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Do you feel bad when you get drunk and hit on the fat chicks and they reject you because you're a self aggrandizing pencil dick?Originally posted by MadCatsig too bigComment
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i got this as an email about 2 years ago, probably the funniest one i've ever got hahaOriginally posted by Ecksent
no sigComment
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In a word, no. To expound on that, FUCK NO!Originally posted by MadCatComment
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wha?!?!
sorry.. I got distratced by your sigComment
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