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Platinum Samantha · 09-29-2005, 08:02 AM

The Hypnotist

A woman comes home and tells her husband, "Remember those headaches I've been having all these years? Well, they're gone."
"No more headaches?" the husband asks,
"What happened?"
His wife replies, "Margie referred me to a hypnotist. He told me to stand in front of a mirror, stare at myself and repeat 'I do not have a headache; I do not have a headache, I do not have a headache.' It worked! The headaches are all gone."
The husband replies, "Well, that is wonderful."
His wife then says, "You know, you haven't been exactly a ball of fire in the bedroom these last few years. Why don't you go see the hypnotist and see if he can do anything for that?" The husband agrees to try it.
Following his appointment, the husband comes home, rips off his clothes, picks up his wife and carries her into the bedroom. He puts her on the bed and says, "Don't move, I'll be right back."
He goes into the bathroom and comes back a few minutes later and jumps into bed and makes passionate love to his wife like never before.
His wife says, "Boy, that was wonderful!"
The husband says, "Don't move! I will be right back."
He goes back into the bathroom, comes back and round two was even better than the first time. The wife sits up and her head is spinning.
Her husband again says, "Don't move, I'll be right back."
With that, he goes back in the bathroom.
This time, his wife quietly follows him and there, in the bathroom, she sees him standing at the mirror and saying, "She's not my wife. She's not my wife. She's not my wife!"

Downtime · 09-29-2005, 08:03 AM

very nice!

cool1 · 09-29-2005, 08:19 AM

LOL good one made me laugh out loud
I will add that to my list

je_rome · 09-29-2005, 06:48 PM

I can bet on how many guys out there have done that.

sniperwolf · 09-29-2005, 07:02 PM

hehe.. funny shit!

PixeLs · 09-29-2005, 07:31 PM

Nice one Samantha!

09-29-2005, 08:02 AM	#1
Platinum Samantha Registered User Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 20	Check out this joke...The Hypnotist The Hypnotist A woman comes home and tells her husband, "Remember those headaches I've been having all these years? Well, they're gone." "No more headaches?" the husband asks, "What happened?" His wife replies, "Margie referred me to a hypnotist. He told me to stand in front of a mirror, stare at myself and repeat 'I do not have a headache; I do not have a headache, I do not have a headache.' It worked! The headaches are all gone." The husband replies, "Well, that is wonderful." His wife then says, "You know, you haven't been exactly a ball of fire in the bedroom these last few years. Why don't you go see the hypnotist and see if he can do anything for that?" The husband agrees to try it. Following his appointment, the husband comes home, rips off his clothes, picks up his wife and carries her into the bedroom. He puts her on the bed and says, "Don't move, I'll be right back." He goes into the bathroom and comes back a few minutes later and jumps into bed and makes passionate love to his wife like never before. His wife says, "Boy, that was wonderful!" The husband says, "Don't move! I will be right back." He goes back into the bathroom, comes back and round two was even better than the first time. The wife sits up and her head is spinning. Her husband again says, "Don't move, I'll be right back." With that, he goes back in the bathroom. This time, his wife quietly follows him and there, in the bathroom, she sees him standing at the mirror and saying, "She's not my wife. She's not my wife. She's not my wife!" __________________ Platinum Samantha Marketing Coordinator Platinum Bucks Pimp Cafe ICQ: 349329709

09-29-2005, 08:03 AM	#2
Downtime Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2004 Location: America. Posts: 7,320	very nice! __________________ #27024067

09-29-2005, 08:19 AM	#3
cool1 sex is good Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Carman, MB Canada Posts: 24,939	LOL good one made me laugh out loud I will add that to my list __________________

09-29-2005, 06:48 PM	#4
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09-29-2005, 07:02 PM	#5
sniperwolf Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 17,743	hehe.. funny shit! __________________ ~Accepting design works~

09-29-2005, 07:31 PM	#6
PixeLs Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 11,922	Nice one Samantha! __________________ Make money on any traffic. Bi-weekly payments with no hold.