Man Dates Gal On Internet For Six Months -- And It Turns Out She's His Mother!

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  • Keev
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    • May 2001
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    Man Dates Gal On Internet For Six Months -- And It Turns Out She's His Mother!

    http://entertainment.tv.yahoo.com/ne...414040002.html

    MAN DATES GAL ON INTERNET FOR SIX MONTHS -- AND IT TURNS OUT SHE'S HIS MOTHER!
    Friday December 9, 2005




    By Grace Green

    MARSEILLES, France -- Skirt-chasing playboy Daniel Anceneaux spent weeks talking with a sensual woman on the Internet before arranging a romantic rendezvous at a remote beach -- and discovering that his on-line sweetie of six months was his own mother!

    "I walked out on that dark beach thinking I was going to hook up with the girl of my dreams," the rattled bachelor later admitted. "And there she was, wearing white shorts and a pink tank top, just like she'd said she would.

    "But when I got close, she turned around -- and we both got the shock of our lives. I mean, I didn't know what to say. All I could think was, 'Oh my God! it's Mama!' "

    But the worst was yet to come. Just as the mortified mother and son realized the error of their ways, a patrolman passed by and cited them for visiting a restricted beach after dark.

    "Danny and I were so flustered, we blurted out the whole story to the cop," recalled matronly mom Nicole, 52. "The policeman wrote a report, a local TV station got hold of it -- and the next thing we knew, our picture and our story was all over the 6 o'clock news. "People started pointing and laughing at us on the street -- and they haven't stopped laughing since."

    The girl-crazy X-ray technician said he began flirting with normally straitlaced Nicole -- who lives six miles away in a Marseilles suburb -- while scouring the Internet for young ladies to put a little pizzazz in his life.

    "Mom called herself Sweet Juliette and I called myself The Prince of Pleasure, and unfortunately, neither one of us had any idea who the other was," said flabbergasted Daniel.

    "The conversations even got a little racy a couple of times.

    "But I really started to fall for her, because there seemed to be a sensitive side that you don't see in many girls.

    "She sent me poems she had written and told me about her dreams and desires, and it was really very romantic.

    "The truth is, I got to see a side of my mom I'd never seen before. I'm grateful for that."

    When starry-eyed Daniel asked Sweet Juliette to send him a picture, Nicole e-mailed him a photo of a curvy, half-clad cutie she'd scanned from a men's magazine.

    "The girl in the picture was so beautiful, I begged Juliette to meet me on the beach -- and Mom said yes," he recalled. "Mom says she was falling for me, too, and she just wanted to meet me, even though she knew I'd be disappointed when I saw her.

    "As for me, I figured I was going to find the girl of my dreams.

    "I guess that's about as wrong as I've ever been."

    Daniel admits he and his mother could do little but stammer and stutter around each other for days after their cyberspace exploits came to light. And his father Paul -- Nicole's husband of 27 years -- wasn't too happy when the story hit the news and his beer-drinking buddies made him the butt of their jokes.

    "Dad was ticked for a while and he forbid Mom to talk to anybody on the Internet ever again," said embarrassed Daniel.
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  • Dirty F
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    • Jul 2001
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    #2
    Already posted ofcourse

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    • EroticySteve
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      • Mar 2005
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      #3
      it's not dating if you don't meet the person.

      Reporters are either dumb or love the spin
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      • Doctor Dre
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        • Jan 2001
        • 51692

        #4
        ROFL ... worse is that I totally beleive this story. Poor family lol

        Proof that man research a woman that's just like his mom
        Originally posted by rayadp05
        I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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        • Shooting_Maniac1
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          • Nov 2005
          • 417

          #5
          I wanna marry a girl, just like my mom!


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          • Maxy
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            • Nov 2005
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            #6
            I think i posted this a while ago, it's weird as fuck man.
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            • Vitasoy
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              • Oct 2003
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              #7
              What are the chances heh... I feel for both of them.. lol!


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              • Sosa
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                • Oct 2002
                • 40149

                #8
                lol that would suck!

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                • Hollywood Horwitz
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                  • Dec 2003
                  • 4357

                  #9
                  this is soo Freudism in its truest form..
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                  • LauraLee
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                    • Sep 2003
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                    #10
                    That is just wrong. I would also be mega pissed since it appears his Mom was also married to his Dad when the online trist was occuring.

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                    • Marshal
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                      • Jun 2005
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                      #11
                      i have no comments... what are the chances... ?!
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                      • BigCashCrew
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                        • Aug 2005
                        • 3570

                        #12
                        hmm. that would be really weird. imagine the nasty shit they said to each other. haha

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                        • dynastoned
                          mmm yeah!
                          • Feb 2005
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                          #13
                          LOL... man just wow.. haha

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                          • jade_dragon
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                            • May 2004
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                            #14
                            Originally posted by EroticySteve
                            it's not dating if you don't meet the person.

                            Reporters are either dumb or love the spin

                            no the people that enguage in it call it dating, thus the term "online dating" has nothing to do with the reporters being dumb, they call it as they are told to call it by the people who do it.
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                            • tristan_D
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                              #15
                              now that's the true motherfucker...to some extent.
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                              • sickkittens
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                                • Jul 2002
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                                #16
                                1. why does he make this public?
                                2. how does it become public, so much that it gets reported everywhere?

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                                • TreasureBucks
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                                  #17
                                  Yo, that is fucking hilarious~!~~!

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                                  • DaddyHalbucks
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                                    • Feb 2004
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                                    #18
                                    Funny story, thanks.
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                                    • studiocritic
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                                      • Jun 2005
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                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by sickkittens
                                      1. why does he make this public?
                                      2. how does it become public, so much that it gets reported everywhere?
                                      please read full post and/or article before engaging in comment posting.

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                                      • myjah
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                                        • Sep 2003
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                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by LauraLee
                                        That is just wrong. I would also be mega pissed since it appears his Mom was also married to his Dad when the online trist was occuring.
                                        That was the first thing I thought! She was going to meet him in person, as if the online romance wasn't bad enough. She's lucky she's still married. And how embarrasing for her poor husband.
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