|
|
|
|
||||
|
Welcome to the GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum forums. You are currently viewing our boards as a guest which gives you limited access to view most discussions and access our other features. By joining our free community you will have access to post topics, communicate privately with other members (PM), respond to polls, upload content and access many other special features. Registration is fast, simple and absolutely free so please, join our community today! If you have any problems with the registration process or your account login, please contact us. |
 |
|
|||||||
| Discuss what's fucking going on, and which programs are best and worst. One-time "program" announcements from "established" webmasters are allowed. |
|
|
Thread Tools |
09-26-2005, 10:43 PM
|
#1 |
|
Confirmed User
Join Date: Apr 2005
Posts: 1,043
|
Open letter to "Paul A.Davis"
Thank you so much for your kind offers of Viagara at 75% off.
Each and every single day I recieve your wonderful emails letting me know that you would be happy to sell me some blue pills for 2 bucks a dose. Although I appreciate the merits of the "Stiffy" medicine. Rest assured Viagara pills have helped me with many many great occaisions of joy and pleasure. But still, and I hope don't sound un-grateful, I must protest that Viagara just isn't for me. I have personally ingested this wonder pill and the side-effects for women are just too extreme. My nipples were more errect then after a polar bear swim in th Saint Laurent in Feburary. Not to mention my clitorus was fat and red and no matter how much I "Jilled-off" I couldn't cum. So I really think perhaps you should try selling it to men. I can say with absolute certainty that a very errect man that can last for a long time is a good thing. Much better then a woman with headlights that can poke your eyes out and problems obtaining an orgasm. Sincerly.
__________________
ICQ: 335-670-081 | L.A.: 213 985 2352 Metroporntour is operated by people that didn't do the Job they were contracted for! Click my image for my official website 
|
|
|
|
09-26-2005, 10:45 PM
|
#2 | |
|
Too lazy to set a custom title
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 51,692
|
I'm laughing so hard right now
__________________
Quote:
|
|
|
|
|
|
09-26-2005, 11:03 PM
|
#3 |
|
Confirmed User
Join Date: Apr 2005
Posts: 1,043
|
__________________
ICQ: 335-670-081 | L.A.: 213 985 2352 Metroporntour is operated by people that didn't do the Job they were contracted for! Click my image for my official website
|
|
|
|
