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NoComments · 09-24-2005, 06:47 PM

http://www.talkwine.com/serge.html

If I go to prison,
you won't see me around for a few years.

markyman · 09-24-2005, 06:50 PM

what the fuck

NoComments · 09-24-2005, 06:52 PM

if you were American,
you'd know

Pete-KT · 09-24-2005, 06:53 PM

Hope they dont send you away for too long ;) i never did understand that stupid law

tony286 · 09-24-2005, 06:54 PM

its illegal to take the tag off if your a store or manufacturer not a regular person lol

fetishblog · 09-24-2005, 06:55 PM

lol. it's only illegal to remove the tags while the mattress is waiting to be sold in a store. once you get it home, it's yours to do with as you wish. :P

NoComments · 09-24-2005, 06:57 PM

yeah,,,but it wasn't my mattress, I didn't buy it, and I don't have written consent of the owner.

SmokeyTheBear · 09-24-2005, 07:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tony404

its illegal to take the tag off if your a store or manufacturer not a regular person lol

bah the mattress police are real. They are bigger than the c.i.a.

I know a buddy who removed his tag and they broke his kneecaps and pulled out his tongue, 20 years in mattress prison in alaska.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 09-24-2005, 07:20 PM

Do the crime...serve the time.

Now don't do something stupid like ripping the tag off of your urine-stained prison mattress. There could be serious repurcussions for that.

ADG Webmaster

pushpills · 09-24-2005, 07:21 PM

reminds be of that pee wee's big adventure scene with the escaped con.

tapatio · 09-24-2005, 07:39 PM

HAHA the adwords on that page read

"Prison Rape Elimination"

NoComments · 09-24-2005, 07:43 PM

quick question:
I see Google ads, 2 out of 3 promoting Criminal attorneys in Florida, because my IP is from Florida.

What do YOU see in those ads?

tgpshack · 09-25-2005, 10:21 AM

I love your kitchen table. Whered you get it from?

Manowar · 09-25-2005, 10:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tapatio

HAHA the adwords on that page read

"Prison Rape Elimination"

sumphatpimp · 09-25-2005, 10:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tgpshack

I love your kitchen table. Whered you get it from?

he can't tell you, he removed the tag from that too.

Doctor Dre · 09-25-2005, 10:29 AM

Ok ... that was boring

jawanda · 09-25-2005, 10:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Winetalk

quick question:
I see Google ads, 2 out of 3 promoting Criminal attorneys in Florida, because my IP is from Florida.

What do YOU see in those ads?

Federal Criminal Defense
Cochran Firm Criminal Defense Federal Courts & Crimes
www.federaldefense.com

View Jail Records
Access Jail Files and Hundreds of Other Public Records Online!
www.lnvestigator.com

Cochran Firm Criminal Law
Free Case Consultations We Defend All Charges
CochranFrim.com

NoComments · 09-25-2005, 10:47 AM

thanks, Jawanda!

Dre, you've been here for way too long and fried up your brain cells. You are missing the business aspect of the thread, but what is else new?

viper12047 · 09-25-2005, 10:56 AM

Manowar · 09-25-2005, 10:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

bah the mattress police are real. They are bigger than the c.i.a.

I know a buddy who removed his tag and they broke his kneecaps and pulled out his tongue, 20 years in mattress prison in alaska.

tapatio · 09-25-2005, 10:59 AM

Prison Rape Elimination
The Omni View is the only prison design that meets law #108-79
www.RadialOmniView.com

Cochran Firm Criminal Law
Free Case Consultations We Defend All Charges
CochranFrim.com

Federal Criminal Defense
Cochran Firm Criminal Defense Federal Courts & Crimes
www.federaldefense.com

Contextual advertising is a wonderful thing. Geo target that and you have some very niche and high converting clicks

NoComments · 09-25-2005, 11:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tapatio

Contextual advertising is a wonderful thing. Geo target that and you have some very niche and high converting clicks

Now I need link exchanges with other non adult sites...for SE weighting.

StuartD · 09-25-2005, 11:12 AM

You removed the tag while having dinner in a restaurant?

Was the mattress your date?

NoComments · 09-25-2005, 11:21 AM

here come the "wise" ones....

StuartD · 09-25-2005, 11:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Winetalk

here come the "wise" ones....

you know me, I wouldn't be me without being a wise ass.

NoComments · 09-25-2005, 11:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NichePay - StuartD

you know me, I wouldn't be me without being a wise ass.

we need the pic of your ass to determine how wise it is.

tapatio · 09-25-2005, 12:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Winetalk

Now I need link exchanges with other non adult sites...for SE weighting.

Link trades are great. You also might want to look into syndicating your boards RSS to show the last 10 posts across some of your other sites . Be sure you use a rss reader that will parse the actual html and not a javascript one.

The result is you will have a whole series of contantly updating pages all linking to your boards threads

MicroChick · 09-25-2005, 12:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Winetalk

http://www.talkwine.com/serge.html

If I go to prison,
you won't see me around for a few years.

Don't worry, my little furball. I will share my TX/CA attorney with you.

CDSmith · 09-25-2005, 12:31 PM

Black helicopters will be landing in your front yard soon.

oh shit..... a black helicopter just laned in MY front yard....... they.....

they're arresting me for just KNOWING YOU......

... thanks Serge.

NoComments · 09-25-2005, 12:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tapatio

Link trades are great. You also might want to look into syndicating your boards RSS to show the last 10 posts across some of your other sites . Be sure you use a rss reader that will parse the actual html and not a javascript one.

The result is you will have a whole series of contantly updating pages all linking to your boards threads

This sounds technically very complicated...if I knew anything beyond Basic HTML,
I'd be a very rich man by now...

NoComments · 09-25-2005, 12:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MicroChick

Don't worry, my little furball. I will share my TX/CA attorney with you.

Do I have to put my first born as collateral?

CDSmith · 09-25-2005, 12:44 PM

Shit, I'm done for.

Serge, any idea how the food is in federal prison?

NoComments · 09-25-2005, 12:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith

Shit, I'm done for.

Serge, any idea how the food is in federal prison?

I am not an expert...I only built one in Stillwater Minnesota.

From my limited expereince:
Broward County serves green oranges for breakfast.....

"Sunshine State" my ass! So tart it wasn't even funny!

CDSmith · 09-25-2005, 12:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Winetalk

I am not an expert...I only built one in Stillwater Minnesota.

From my limited expereince:
Broward County serves green oranges for breakfast.....

"Sunshine State" my ass! So tart it wasn't even funny!

Doesn't sound good.

But I hear the golfing in Federal prison isn't too shab. True? :D

tapatio · 09-25-2005, 12:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Winetalk

This sounds technically very complicated...if I knew anything beyond Basic HTML,
I'd be a very rich man by now...

A man like you could post a thread here offering $50 paypal and have this set up in 30 min
Then its easy to add to new sites.

NoComments · 09-25-2005, 01:02 PM

would you believe that.....
1) I don't have paypal?
2) I only bought my first lap top this year?
3) the affiliate program I used to run had very minimal automation,
(I hate when shave is automatic, it's easy to detect!, as they all work on some algorithms, hand shave is random)
I love doing things by hand....the habit I first aquired at the age 13 dies hard...(pun intended)

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