My contribution to the adult industry , a series of how-tos.. Pt.1 Name dropping 101 - GoFuckYourself.com

sonofsam · 09-23-2005, 05:03 PM

So you want to be a player huh? even if you can't, i'm going to teach you how to pretend to be one!

Part 1. Name Dropping

Are you tired of making threads to only have them fall to the bottom of the page, without acknowledgement from your peers? Boy have i got a solution for you! Name dropping!

It's simple, all you have to do is insert 1 of these 2 names... Juicy or Lensman, and i guarantee you will get tons of attention!

Sample 1. "Lensman asked me to post this" as a thread title, will be sure to bring in hundreds of views. WHY? i'll tell you why.... Perhaps its drama??? WHO KNOWS RIGHT? could be something crazy and or interesting!

Examples thread
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=519996

Sample 2. "OMG JUICY, GET IN HERE"

You know you don't actually know juicy, but chances are he will feel so sorry for you for being so hurting, that chances are he will actually post in your thread with either a 1.)

or 2.) LOLLLLLLLLLLL and then, the sheep will actually think you know him, making your credibility score go up +100 !

Stay tuned for lesson #2 How to pretend to be balling out of control 101

Okay i'm bored and needed something else to do, rather then update my site lol

Machete_ · 09-23-2005, 05:07 PM

I usually use the Negro word - that gets me many new KKK affiliates

sonofsam · 09-23-2005, 05:07 PM

damnit, i'm such an idiot, i should have included juicy or lensman in my title

sonofsam · 09-23-2005, 05:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ebus_dk

I usually use the Negro word - that gets me many new KKK affiliates

i tried that, but for some reason it didn't really convert my paysite.... black dicks on white chicks

Machete_ · 09-23-2005, 05:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonofsam

i tried that, but for some reason it didn't really convert my paysite.... black dicks on white chicks

its because they like the content on www.myhusband.com

BeatingSkull · 09-23-2005, 05:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ebus_dk

I usually use the Negro word - that gets me many new KKK

the negro word? nobody says "the negro word". just fucking say it, you know you want to ...fucking hahahahahaha,,, there, i said it.

BeatingSkull · 09-23-2005, 05:14 PM

hmm i guess i didnt say it....censorship.. hahahahahahalovers

Juicy D. Links · 09-23-2005, 05:22 PM

lmaoooooooooooo

Juicy D. Links · 09-23-2005, 05:24 PM

Yo Can i get a night with Julia Blue?

High Plains Drifter · 09-23-2005, 05:35 PM

Lets see some julia blue stats.

sonofsam · 09-23-2005, 05:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

Yo Can i get a night with Julia Blue?

bring me 1 racoon and a half shaven persian cat and you can have her for a month

sonofsam · 09-23-2005, 05:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by skinnywussy

Lets see some julia blue stats.

okay

Julia blue
age : 18 forever
height : who cares
cup size : B

happy?

boner 2.0 · 09-23-2005, 08:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonofsam

okay

Julia blue
age : 18 forever
height : who cares
cup size : B

happy?

blah blah blah

she's single?

sonofsam · 09-23-2005, 08:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by boner 2.0

blah blah blah

she's single?

for enough signups, yes

woj · 09-23-2005, 08:15 PM

heh, great advice..

jonesy · 09-23-2005, 08:15 PM

or you could fight with aaronm

mad views for sure but get your ass handed to you

chaze · 09-23-2005, 08:19 PM

just don't be philosophical, every time i post a "why do you think this" it goes bye bye

09-23-2005, 05:03 PM	#1
sonofsam Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Vancouver Posts: 18,638	My contribution to the adult industry , a series of how-tos.. Pt.1 Name dropping 101 So you want to be a player huh? even if you can't, i'm going to teach you how to pretend to be one! Part 1. Name Dropping Are you tired of making threads to only have them fall to the bottom of the page, without acknowledgement from your peers? Boy have i got a solution for you! Name dropping! It's simple, all you have to do is insert 1 of these 2 names... Juicy or Lensman, and i guarantee you will get tons of attention! Sample 1. "Lensman asked me to post this" as a thread title, will be sure to bring in hundreds of views. WHY? i'll tell you why.... Perhaps its drama??? WHO KNOWS RIGHT? could be something crazy and or interesting! Examples thread http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=519996 Sample 2. "OMG JUICY, GET IN HERE" You know you don't actually know juicy, but chances are he will feel so sorry for you for being so hurting, that chances are he will actually post in your thread with either a 1.) or 2.) LOLLLLLLLLLLL and then, the sheep will actually think you know him, making your credibility score go up +100 ! Stay tuned for lesson #2 How to pretend to be balling out of control 101 Okay i'm bored and needed something else to do, rather then update my site lol __________________ I like turtles.

09-23-2005, 05:07 PM	#3
sonofsam Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Vancouver Posts: 18,638	damnit, i'm such an idiot, i should have included juicy or lensman in my title __________________ I like turtles.

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BeatingSkull Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: The Confederate States of America Posts: 713	hmm i guess i didnt say it....censorship.. hahahahahahalovers __________________ "Every Tuesday, Thursday and Sunday in October PussyCash will pay you a $100 FOR EVERY IMLIVE SIGN-UP you refer"

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High Plains Drifter Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: ♠ ♣ ♥ Posts: 2,341	Lets see some julia blue stats. __________________

09-23-2005, 08:15 PM	#15
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Machete_ WINNING! Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 14,579	I usually use the Negro word - that gets me many new KKK affiliates

09-23-2005, 05:22 PM	#8
Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	lmaoooooooooooo

09-23-2005, 05:24 PM	#9
Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	Yo Can i get a night with Julia Blue?

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jonesy Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 6,688	or you could fight with aaronm mad views for sure but get your ass handed to you __________________ . Shooting Bikini Girls

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chaze Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 9,752	just don't be philosophical, every time i post a "why do you think this" it goes bye bye