Whats your favorite kind of gravy, serious business in here kids - GoFuckYourself.com

Shoehorn! · 09-23-2005, 07:26 PM

Name it here, I think I might start a gravy company and I am looking for new gravy ideas. It's called Shoehorn's Gravy Consortium and will feature commercials with todays hottest celebrities. We just inked a deal with that country signer with the beard who owns chicken restaurants to feature our gravy on his salad bar. Also I just filed for a patent with the United States Government for a gravy gun, that will make the dispersal of gravy to food items 13 percent more efficient than it currently is.

Spunky · 09-23-2005, 07:30 PM

Nothing beats beef gravy

Shoehorn! · 09-23-2005, 07:34 PM

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Originally Posted by spunky

Nothing beats beef gravy

How would you feel about a hybrid version of beef gravy, called beef and cheese gravy? It'd be like eating a philly cheesesteak on your mashed potatoes. Would you be interested in purchasing such a product if it were to become available in the marketplace?

Chio The Pirate · 09-23-2005, 07:43 PM

YARGH! I be lookin' forward for somethin' to replace me worn out gravy boats

junction · 09-23-2005, 07:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Chio The Pirate

YARGH! I be lookin' forward for somethin' to replace me worn out gravy boats

LMAO.....too damn funny!

Shoehorn! · 09-23-2005, 07:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Chio The Pirate

YARGH! I be lookin' forward for somethin' to replace me worn out gravy boats

My company will also be making gravy accessories, including, but not limited to:

Gravy Boats
Gravy Ladels
Gravy Basters
Gravy Shaped Hats
"I Heart Gravy" shirts
"Kiss The Gravy Cook" aprons
"Crazy For Gravy" boxer shorts
"Gravy for the Navy" giftcards.

Chio The Pirate · 09-23-2005, 09:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Shoehorn

My company will also be making gravy accessories, including, but not limited to:

Gravy Boats
Gravy Ladels
Gravy Basters
Gravy Shaped Hats
"I Heart Gravy" shirts
"Kiss The Gravy Cook" aprons
"Crazy For Gravy" boxer shorts
"Gravy for the Navy" giftcards.

YARGH! Truly the funniest fucker here. Congrats on 15k!

Wiggles · 09-23-2005, 09:45 PM

beef gravy is the best, turkey gravy is the worst, way too liquidity!

sniperwolf · 09-23-2005, 09:57 PM

this thread is making me so hungry now... damn....!

Deej · 09-23-2005, 10:58 PM

sausage gravy

The Truth Hurts · 09-23-2005, 11:00 PM

purity · 09-23-2005, 11:05 PM

I say you sell Gravy with the mash potatoes already in there just heat and serve

And with Kenny Rogers as you sponser you have to carry Burbon flavored Gravy

Shoehorn! · 09-23-2005, 11:12 PM

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Originally Posted by purity

I say you sell Gravy with the mash potatoes already in there just heat and serve

And with Kenny Rogers as you sponser you have to carry Burbon flavored Gravy

I am thinking about having a gravy mobile, like the Oscar Meyer Weiner Mobile, except this would be a mobile gravy dunk tank. You'd drive around highly populated areas with the gravy mobile and challenge people to take the challenge. It could be fun for the whole family. I am going to bring gravy back into the limelight.

Shoehorn! · 09-23-2005, 11:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Chio The Pirate

YARGH! Truly the funniest fucker here. Congrats on 15k!

Thanks buddy.

fris · 09-23-2005, 11:13 PM

man gravy

Shoehorn! · 09-23-2005, 11:19 PM

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Originally Posted by fris

man gravy

Is that made with chicken or beef stock?

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