New disease attacking computer people!! - GoFuckYourself.com

blackmonsters · 09-23-2005, 04:02 PM

A new disease is hitting tech/customer support people all over America.
It's called menocheckshitjustblameyou-jitis.

Symptoms of the disease are:
* Refusing to simply try the shit themselves so they can see the problem
* Not hearing the problem and repeating shit that doesn't solve the problem over and over again.
* Denying that a problem exist until 5 years later a new staff is hired and the problem is "discovered" and fixed in 30 seconds or less.
* Falsely believing that the customer is a dumb as they are about the issue.
* Chronic illusions that they know what the fuck they are talking about.
* And finally, mumbling on the phone and thinking the customer must be stupid for asking them to repeat what they just mumbled.

This disease could actually be fatal if they ever come face to face with a customer.

camouflaged123 · 09-23-2005, 04:04 PM

Did you get yourself checked for that diesease...;)

Sosa · 09-23-2005, 04:05 PM

lol wow..

blackmonsters · 09-23-2005, 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by camouflaged123

Did you get yourself checked for that diesease...;)

No because I only needed to check the spelling of disease to see that you didn't get checked either.

nexcom28 · 09-23-2005, 04:27 PM

Did you hear about that game that is killing the online characters? World of Warcraft I think..
Anyway, apparantly the creators decided to create a disease from a 'boss' that has to be killed which was only supposed to kill the main user..
Trouble is some game nut figured a way to get the disease into the outside world on a in game dog..
The consequence.. half the online population of this game is dying from this disease, it's infected a couple of servers and they can't stop it spreading..

My facts are proberbly way off, I don't play it and hadn't heard of it until recently..
Anyways that's the jist..

09-23-2005, 04:02 PM	#1
blackmonsters Making PHP work Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: 🌎🌅🌈🌇 Posts: 20,591	New disease attacking computer people!! A new disease is hitting tech/customer support people all over America. It's called menocheckshitjustblameyou-jitis. Symptoms of the disease are: * Refusing to simply try the shit themselves so they can see the problem * Not hearing the problem and repeating shit that doesn't solve the problem over and over again. * Denying that a problem exist until 5 years later a new staff is hired and the problem is "discovered" and fixed in 30 seconds or less. * Falsely believing that the customer is a dumb as they are about the issue. * Chronic illusions that they know what the fuck they are talking about. * And finally, mumbling on the phone and thinking the customer must be stupid for asking them to repeat what they just mumbled. This disease could actually be fatal if they ever come face to face with a customer. __________________ Get paid, get tools, get going with Camsoda Join Chaturbate get your cut of the pie

09-23-2005, 04:04 PM	#2
camouflaged123 Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 1,590	Did you get yourself checked for that diesease...;) __________________ HIGHEST PAYING PHARMACY AFFILIATE PROGRAM IS HERE! 1 order a day=$1710/month

09-23-2005, 04:05 PM	#3
Sosa In Tushy Land Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Nebraska Posts: 40,149	lol wow..

09-23-2005, 04:27 PM	#5
nexcom28 So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 3,716	Did you hear about that game that is killing the online characters? World of Warcraft I think.. Anyway, apparantly the creators decided to create a disease from a 'boss' that has to be killed which was only supposed to kill the main user.. Trouble is some game nut figured a way to get the disease into the outside world on a in game dog.. The consequence.. half the online population of this game is dying from this disease, it's infected a couple of servers and they can't stop it spreading.. My facts are proberbly way off, I don't play it and hadn't heard of it until recently.. Anyways that's the jist..