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Evil Doer 09-23-2005 10:31 PM

50....... :rainfro

johnnyhey 09-23-2005 10:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kosta
she sucked about 50 other dirty cocks that day..

didn't you read the part about the shower? those were clean cocks. :)

Mpegmaster 09-23-2005 10:56 PM

I was holidaying in bangkok last week myself ;)

you should goto Pattaya ;) i am sure you will love it

BabeHunter 09-23-2005 11:33 PM

Kman

ever been to phuket?
i was suppose to spend 2 weeks in bkk

but decided to do 1 week in bkk and 1 week in phiket (renting a house)

butterflybucks 09-24-2005 12:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kmanrox
So my friends and I went to try this new type of massage parlour, they have what is called 'Lip Service'... Basically you select your chick in the lobby, she takes you up and undresses you, showers you, then lays you on a massage bed, salt scrubs you, washes you, slides a FINGER in your ASS, washes you again, brings you up to the massage room, then gives a good swedish massage with oil.... then LICKS your body from head to toe, tosses your salad like it was going out of style (was it ever in style?), washes you, then blows you or fucks you (depends on the girl).... Oh, and she's either naked or in a neglige' the whole time she does this... Total damage: $45

We roll next door to a nice Spanish style restaurant to top the evening off, total damage: $65

I must be getting old (29), because this is what I consider a BIG FRIDAY NIGHT OUT ... LoL!!

I thought I knew all the hot spots. Where is Lip Service located?

kmanrox 09-24-2005 01:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by butterflybucks
I thought I knew all the hot spots. Where is Lip Service located?


its a nip place, called Akane... next to Rioja spanish restaurant (great food, good wine)..... the service they give is called 'lip service' style...

kmanrox 09-24-2005 01:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J.R.
What do you do on Saturday nights ?

;-)

Hope all is well Bro!


saturday? if u would have asked me 3 years ago it would include about 2-4 whores... but in my old age, today i will order some food from a 5 star restaurant, have it delivered for breakfast... then will go to the mall, pick up a new catalogue from Habitat (furniture), go see a gold class movie (lazy boy, with massage vibrations, and waiter who serves beer and food during the movie for $12 per ticket), then will end up at another massage parlour that my friend will suggest, will select a Penthouse model, she will give me a soapy bath, then massage, then suck and fuck... then we'll go to Taradee MP, and get a 2 hour, legit Thai massage... then we'll probably go home at around 1am, then ill play Counter Strike until 5am and before i go to sleep i'll go thru the model catalogue and select models i want to fuck next week or on sunday...

=)

SABAI 09-24-2005 03:26 AM

hehehhe we have the same kind of routine on saturdays, its too packed in every club in weekends anyway.


i will try the Akane lip service , there are two of them , one in chitlom the other on soi 33

pornguy 09-24-2005 03:35 AM

As long as you enoy it. who give a shit what others think. As long as the chick is legal.

Hustlin Entertainment 09-24-2005 04:07 AM

i think kman lives a life most of you haters would love to live...keep doin' your thing ;)

Jer 09-24-2005 07:04 AM

kmanrox's life is very boring ;)

escorpio 09-24-2005 08:09 AM

AIDS is the best thing to ever happen to guys that can't get laid and are too timid to whore. Now they have an excuse for being lame no-pussy-getting losers.

Fuck the haters, Kman rocks.

Doctor Dre 09-24-2005 08:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pipecrew
Thing I dont understand is

She tosses the salad of Guy A like its going out of style

Then guy B comes along and she licks him head to toe..

Yikes

Exactly what I was thinking

kmanrox 09-24-2005 08:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctor Dre
Exactly what I was thinking


i know i didnt write it in french, but i assume you translated the part where the guys are showered like 4-5 times and in between guys they brush teeth, mouthwash, and shower?

Persignup Qon 09-24-2005 08:55 AM

some of you cats reeeeeealy need to get off that paranoid shit & go get ya some pussy. that bitch you met in a club in the good ole us of a is just as likely to have a disease. anybody can have it.... fuck it, you cats sit on your ass screamin about how scared of pussy you are. when you're old in your wheelchair you can have yer nurse pat you on the back for being so safe with your dick.

if you wanna go get some HOT ass in thailand OR brazil while you can still use your dick & you realize that you don't have to be scared of pussy if you simply take the proper precautions (do you realize how fuckin hard it is for a female to pass HIV to a male? LOL... & no, you can't get it from a blowjob unless that braud is bleeding in her mouth & you're bleeding on your dick @ THE SAME TIME + 1 of you has HIV... & not even a thai whore will suck a bloody dick... sorry 2 disappoint you agrophobiacs).

come roll with us... we'll show you a good time & send you home to your bitchin ass wife with tourist pics so she doesn't suspect a thing :thumbsup @ http://www.worldpleasuretours.com/


..

kmanrox 09-24-2005 10:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Persignup Qon
some of you cats reeeeeealy need to get off that paranoid shit & go get ya some pussy. that bitch you met in a club in the good ole us of a is just as likely to have a disease. anybody can have it.... fuck it, you cats sit on your ass screamin about how scared of pussy you are. when you're old in your wheelchair you can have yer nurse pat you on the back for being so safe with your dick.

if you wanna go get some HOT ass in thailand OR brazil while you can still use your dick & you realize that you don't have to be scared of pussy if you simply take the proper precautions (do you realize how fuckin hard it is for a female to pass HIV to a male? LOL... & no, you can't get it from a blowjob unless that braud is bleeding in her mouth & you're bleeding on your dick @ THE SAME TIME + 1 of you has HIV... & not even a thai whore will suck a bloody dick... sorry 2 disappoint you agrophobiacs).

come roll with us... we'll show you a good time & send you home to your bitchin ass wife with tourist pics so she doesn't suspect a thing :thumbsup @ http://www.worldpleasuretours.com/


..


is this "Q", dallas's friend?

Vitasoy 09-24-2005 11:01 AM

Not my kind of thing, but that's what I call service. :D

Huggles 09-24-2005 11:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Manowar
Kman lives like a pimp.


Keep it up dawg



Pimps don't pay, he does

QuaWee 09-24-2005 11:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DynaSpain
so does your girlfriend.....what's your point? :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh

QuaWee 09-24-2005 11:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Manowar
Kman lives like a pimp.


Keep it up dawg

how is he a pimp when he is paying for it?

Spunky 09-24-2005 11:14 AM

Nothing beats a good massage now and then

The Sultan Of Smut 09-24-2005 12:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kmanrox
So my friends and I went to try this new type of massage parlour, they have what is called 'Lip Service'... Basically you select your chick in the lobby, she takes you up and undresses you, showers you, then lays you on a massage bed, salt scrubs you, washes you, slides a FINGER in your ASS, washes you again, brings you up to the massage room, then gives a good swedish massage with oil.... then LICKS your body from head to toe, tosses your salad like it was going out of style (was it ever in style?), washes you, then blows you or fucks you (depends on the girl).... Oh, and she's either naked or in a neglige' the whole time she does this... Total damage: $45

We roll next door to a nice Spanish style restaurant to top the evening off, total damage: $65

I must be getting old (29), because this is what I consider a BIG FRIDAY NIGHT OUT ... LoL!!

OMG that sounds fuckin awesome!

assmunk 09-24-2005 04:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kmanrox
hello they brush their teeth and use hella mouthwash... twat

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

bdld 09-24-2005 06:34 PM

that's disgusting.

escorpio 09-24-2005 07:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Persignup Qon
some of you cats reeeeeealy need to get off that paranoid shit & go get ya some pussy. that bitch you met in a club in the good ole us of a is just as likely to have a disease. anybody can have it.... fuck it, you cats sit on your ass screamin about how scared of pussy you are. when you're old in your wheelchair you can have yer nurse pat you on the back for being so safe with your dick.

:1orglaugh :thumbsup props, OP


just this once

pushpills 09-24-2005 07:33 PM

why does it involve your asshole so much?

Krille 09-24-2005 11:44 PM

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Originally Posted by A1R3K
hey K, i am coming there first of the year to bangkok to Dj. you ever hear of Mystique?

"The piss testing continues and continues and continues. It seems that you can just about guarantee that there will be piss testing at some venue, somewhere in Thailand, each week and I wonder if it is even worth reporting it any more, as it would seem to be the norm, as opposed to something newsworthy. This week it was the turn of Mystique, that multi-themed disco come nightclub on Sukhumvit Soi 31. On Thursday night the boys in brown came and tested the patrons, a good percentage of them farangs. I've yet to know what happens to a farang who tests positive, but one thing's for sure, it wouldn't be pretty."

From Stickman this week.
http://www.stickmanbangkok.com/Weekly/weekly229.htm

kmanrox 09-25-2005 01:12 AM

krille, my friend who has an interest in the club told me they've made their payment to the big dawg ;-)

Redrob 09-25-2005 01:22 AM

I remember when both the air and sex was clean enough not to kill you....

I wonder if there is a direct relationship in there with people going to the Internet???

Krille 09-25-2005 02:43 AM

just had to add that the steaks ar Riojas are nice :)

SABAI 09-25-2005 03:14 AM

been filming a massive piss test on patpong and silom soi 4 for french TV last friday , only one person was positive from what i saw . the cops told us that they are testing for extasy, meth, cocaine and heroine, plus they had two sniffer dogs with them.

from what the major general who was there told us , if you are on a tourist visa and get tested positive , you get a warning and get reposted to your embassy ( provided its your first offense ) if you are thai or are a legal expat you get charged for drug use in court. the top brass didn't elaborate wether you get thrown out of the country or not.

one sure thing is that i avoid taking anything illegal in thailand or else i don't go out for several days afterwards (they don't yet test the hair for drugs) so around five days is enough to get it all out of your system if you are just a recreational user.

SABAI 09-25-2005 03:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kmanrox
krille, my friend who has an interest in the club told me they've made their payment to the big dawg ;-)

payment or not , they will still get tested regularly. the tests don't depend on the local top brass , it comes from higher . the cops from the local police station are not the ones making the tests , they usually just assist.

its like for patpong the bangkrak high comissioner is meeting every month with all the bar owners ( over 250 of them ), but when the bangkok metropolitan police chief orders tests on silom , there is nothing he can do , he might try to tell some bar owners who give him some tea money , but its quite risky .

i knew like 4 days before that the tests would be in patpong area , but we've been warned that if we were to talk prior to the bust , we would have big problems , and not many people know the location of a bust beforehand so its easy to find the mole.

u-Bob 09-25-2005 06:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pushpills
why does it involve your asshole so much?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

bigdog 09-25-2005 06:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kmanrox
saturday? if u would have asked me 3 years ago it would include about 2-4 whores... but in my old age, today i will order some food from a 5 star restaurant, have it delivered for breakfast... then will go to the mall, pick up a new catalogue from Habitat (furniture), go see a gold class movie (lazy boy, with massage vibrations, and waiter who serves beer and food during the movie for $12 per ticket), then will end up at another massage parlour that my friend will suggest, will select a Penthouse model, she will give me a soapy bath, then massage, then suck and fuck... then we'll go to Taradee MP, and get a 2 hour, legit Thai massage... then we'll probably go home at around 1am, then ill play Counter Strike until 5am and before i go to sleep i'll go thru the model catalogue and select models i want to fuck next week or on sunday...

=)

you must have a very strong and supple back with all these massages

hova 09-25-2005 08:26 AM

I'm going to bangkok in 6 months

facialfreak 09-25-2005 08:37 AM

But what is not being told here, is the girl was 11 :(

Poppy 09-25-2005 11:32 AM

Shizaaam!

Blixtorp 09-25-2005 11:51 AM

hey k, in what country is that lip service bangkok style?

BabeHunter 09-25-2005 11:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blixtorp
hey k, in what country is that lip service bangkok style?


Thailand...

kmanrox 09-25-2005 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hova
I'm going to bangkok in 6 months

not before i come back to Amsterdam in 3 months!

BVF 09-25-2005 01:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kmanrox

I must be getting old (29), because this is what I consider a BIG FRIDAY NIGHT OUT ... LoL!!

If you get your nut off and have a good meal in the same night, then it's a successful night...why fiddle faddle around with the bullshit to get the same thing?

kmanrox 09-25-2005 02:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BVF
If you get your nut off and have a good meal in the same night, then it's a successful night...why fiddle faddle around with the bullshit to get the same thing?


couldnt have said it better myself... you caught the essence of whoring !

Raf1 09-25-2005 02:42 PM

you just made me want to visit Thailand even more. I was in Bangkok a few times but I didn't have time to get out of the airport. Do you know where I can find some good info about Thailand (beautiful places, hoes, food etc.)?

kmanrox 09-25-2005 02:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raf1
you just made me want to visit Thailand even more. I was in Bangkok a few times but I didn't have time to get out of the airport. Do you know where I can find some good info about Thailand (beautiful places, hoes, food etc.)?

nanaplaza.com
2bangkok.com
bangkok2night.com/forum/

tranza 09-25-2005 03:08 PM

nice sutff, sounds great, have to try it!

Mpegmaster 09-25-2005 04:36 PM

Pattaya is a much better place in Thailand than Bangkok ;)

you need to go there to believe it

The Ghost 09-25-2005 04:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mpegmaster
Pattaya is a much better place in Thailand than Bangkok ;)

you need to go there to believe it

Ixnay on the Pattaya-a :pimp

Raf1 09-26-2005 02:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kmanrox
nanaplaza.com
2bangkok.com
bangkok2night.com/forum/


thanks. I'll bookmark the sites and check them out when I have some free time :)

Ace-wtf 09-26-2005 02:12 AM

did she finish off with an Ole' ?!!:)

Krille 09-26-2005 04:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mpegmaster
Pattaya is a much better place in Thailand than Bangkok ;)

you need to go there to believe it

pattaya is a shithole


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