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I fucked A Matrix Model!
My life is now complete!
Last weekend as many of you know I was in Seattle fucking around with some friends working on a project. I met a beautiful woman up there and she actually knew who I was. GO figure! Naturally my ego was stroked that this babe knew who I was. Later I find out she models, and she has done internet modeling!! I knew she looked familiar! Then it clicked to me where I had scene her! I played it off that I didnt recognize her, and spent the whole evening with her. Then I find out she's a Matrix Babe! FUCK YEAH! A Matrix Babe! You know, the gals we jerk off to on the net! I was all over this when I found out she worked for bruce. I wanted to get some pics of her and me with the popcorn bucket and shit as a joke, but she wasnt into any boneprone games. GO figure. She was a great gal, and I truely enjoyed spending the entire weekend with her. TOld her about GFY and im sure she'll be posting here soon. My life is now complete. I have finally fucked a Matrix Girl!
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Picture please.
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and yes this is a true fucking story.
I feel like im in the high school locker room right now, but shit when ya bang a matrix girl ya gotta tell the whole world. Its like a trophy.
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i second the motion, standby for extortion ICQ not to tell your real woman... ![]()
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ill post some seattle pics of her and me together tonight or tomorrow. They arent nude pics or anything so dont get your hopes up.
I didnt want to post her name quite yet, not sure if she wants to be all over the boards as the girl who fucked boneprone quite yet.
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i fucked her
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Bone, are you not married?
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Yes Im maried. She understands.
She was a model for 8 years before I married her. SHe's brought home some girls in the past that are models so its ok. If it were some ordanary woman, she'd be pissed, but since it was a model I guess somehow its ok. SHe's wired a bit different. Custom Boneprone wife.
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Really....
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he's married, but he's boneprone
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Gotta love marriage!
Let me know when you work your way up to fresh photos models;-) |
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ahaahah I see.
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you dont believe me?
Ask bruce at matrix. Many of you people know him.
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Lol brad!
I fucked all the fresh photos girls! They were easy! Tell Greg to send one over, Ill fix her up!
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I should have intorduced you to my wife in Vegas.
We could have had some fun. Looks like Bruce at Martix is giving away 4 free sets to the perosn who guesses which martix model it was. LOL! This is getting out of hand!
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You should give us some hints on which model she is.... ~~Alli |
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models usually doesnt even look half as good in real life as they do on the pics. I remember meeting Alley Baggett and she looked like shit.
congrats on getting laid though. Thats always dope! |
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You're the man! Can I smell your finger?
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thats the idea
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Indeed. BP, I'll have to buy you and the crew drinks sometime when I'm travelling, in exchange for a couple hints on this "custom wife" thing you keep mentioning. You make it sound soo good... ;) |
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![]() practicing for your dream job as a penthouse letters writer again eh boney?
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wonder who's more excited at this point in time - boneprone who fucked a matrix gal or matrix gal who got fucked by mighty boney
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This has to be the new opening of matrixes Gay Content section..Cmon bruce what's his name?
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snow you'd die if you knew who it was!
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post the damn picture i might take a run at her too
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LOL......is that gonna be the new Matrix slogan? Betcha can't eat just one ![]()
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matrix is opening a gay division, this is newsworthy for sure!!
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