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  • Metaform
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    • Feb 2002
    • 73

    #1

    When people ask me what I do, I tell them (insert yours here)

    When people ask me what I do, I tell them that i own my own internet marketing firm.
    my "term" for what i do isnt the most creative thing out there, and usually leads to people asking more questions....so, what do you tell people? looking for original creative shit i can use that will just prevent them from asking anything else 8)
  • FiReC
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    • Jan 2002
    • 2350

    #2
    i turn floppy drives into hard drives
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    • _!2_A_C_E_!2_}{
      Registered User
      • Feb 2002
      • 54

      #3
      "If you don't want someone to know what you do, don't do it."
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      • BabeHunter
        Webmaster
        • Oct 2001
        • 4063

        #4
        Originally posted by FiReC
        i turn floppy drives into hard drives
        haha

        i just say i work at paysite marketing...
        so basicly i'm not lieing
        when they as what paysites...i tell them almost every type
        Models, Adult, Celebrity, stuff like that
        Yep

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        • amadman
          Confirmed User
          • Nov 2001
          • 738

          #5
          My friends and family know what I do.

          But once I was asked while cashing a check and I just said that I sold traffic on the internet. Which is basicly what I am doing
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          • pornJester
            Confirmed User
            • Mar 2001
            • 6138

            #6
            I tell people I run a webmaster resource site, and a damn good one at that!


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            • AaronM
              GFY Royality ;)
              • Oct 2001
              • 46923

              #7
              I tell them I take pictures of naked chicks and sell them to adult website owners. Most of them are tipped off by the Adult.com jacket I have been sporting lately. It gets a lot of attention. My uncle asked what Adult.com was. I told him to go home and look it up. When he returned, he asked me what I do. At this point I brought out my laptop and showed him. He liked it but my aunt was not impressed.

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              • AaronM
                GFY Royality ;)
                • Oct 2001
                • 46923

                #8
                As for my neighbors... They never ask but for some strange reason, I get the feeling that they have a pretty good idea of what I do.

                Last edited by AaronM; 02-25-2002, 02:00 AM.

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                • AdultWire
                  Confirmed User
                  • Feb 2002
                  • 962

                  #9
                  Hahaha! She's cute BTW.

                  I tell people that I have been living two lives. (well, three actually...)
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                  • AaronM
                    GFY Royality ;)
                    • Oct 2001
                    • 46923

                    #10
                    Originally posted by AdultWire
                    Hahaha! She's cute BTW.

                    I tell people that I have been living two lives. (well, three actually...)
                    I think so too. Thanx.

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                    • Babagirls
                      Text Writer
                      • Feb 2001
                      • 18812

                      #11
                      I was first asked by my hair stylist when I first started out...since I lived in the fuckin Bible Built community, I spared her a heartattack and simply said "....I build websites..."






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                      • Forest
                        Confirmed User
                        • Aug 2001
                        • 9135

                        #12
                        I tell them Im a Pornographer

                        why say anything less

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                        • Amputate Your Head
                          There can be only one
                          • Aug 2001
                          • 39075

                          #13
                          I tell them to fuck off.
                          SIG TOO BIG

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                          • mika
                            Confirmed User
                            • Sep 2001
                            • 1561

                            #14
                            I change it according to my mood. Last time I said

                            "I buy expired domains that still have some existing link popularity. "


                            Even if they know SOMETHING about internet, they're not gonna ask a lot more questions.

                            They MIGHT know what is a domain. But hey.. Expired? Link popularity? LOL

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                            • Gary
                              Confirmed User
                              • Aug 2001
                              • 6110

                              #15
                              I tell them i'm a pornographer, and then run them over with my car for being so fucking nosy.

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                              • mika
                                Confirmed User
                                • Sep 2001
                                • 1561

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Gary
                                I tell them i'm a pornographer, and then run them over with my car for being so fucking nosy.
                                Why dont you just tell them you're a goat sex content provider? Industry leader, actually

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                                • Dawgy
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jul 2001
                                  • 5856

                                  #17
                                  i tell people i sell gay porn on the net. shuts em up fast.
                                  the revolution is coming.

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                                  • ServerGenius
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Feb 2002
                                    • 9377

                                    #18
                                    I tell that I'm a pornographer they all laugh and think I'm joking.
                                    When people know what I do they all want to hear what it's like.
                                    If I tell them that I spend most of the day coding, smoking and
                                    drinking coca cola they all laugh and ask.......no way man!

                                    So I tell them I wake up sit behind my pc watching couples
                                    do all funky shit...oh yeah while watching I have a girl under
                                    my desk giving me a blowjob......for some reason they do
                                    believe that. No matter what I tell them they always want to
                                    hear stuff that's not true......I stopped telling the truth now
                                    it's no use.

                                    So now I meet people and they blink with a smile, shake my
                                    hands and give me the respect sign. I get behind my desk
                                    start coding and think what story to tell them on the next
                                    birthday party.

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                                    • ServerGenius
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Feb 2002
                                      • 9377

                                      #19
                                      With women it works perfect to tell that you're a pornographer!
                                      They inmediately think you're the biggest and perverted asshole
                                      they have ever met. So chat a bit more and then it turns out you're only half that bad.......which is to their objective all of sudden quite nice........3 minutes later....curiousity kicks in and
                                      they want to know all about it.......Don't jump in bed with these
                                      women.....now they think you're a sexgod so when you try to
                                      do your thing you turn out to be a liar afterall...back to zero!

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                                      • UnseenWorld
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • May 2001
                                        • 5279

                                        #20
                                        With some notable exceptions, I seem I'm with a bunch of guys who are ashamed of what they do. I tell anyone who asks that I make my living shooting nudes. If they need to know a bit more, that I'm a girlie photographer. Sometimes I tell people I shoot softcore. Of course, if you're running a people having sex with goats site, I can see why you would want to tell them something false. Everyone in my family, including my daughter, knows what I do.
                                        Last edited by UnseenWorld; 02-25-2002, 08:05 AM.
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                                        • Lev
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                                          • Oct 2001
                                          • 3545

                                          #21
                                          I say I milk cows




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                                          • X37375787

                                            #22
                                            me: I do porn.
                                            him: Whhhaaa ? Kewl dewd ! Hook me up with some shit !
                                            me: ...ok

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                                            • shann
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                                              • Jan 2002
                                              • 896

                                              #23
                                              Haha I tell everyone I work in porn, and no one was ever really surprised ...... which comes to think of it worries me... ha

                                              Well, everyone but my grandmother's of course!
                                              Don't you know who I think I am?

                                              Buy my shirts or i'll punch you in the nutz, TWICE!
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                                              • ADIDAS
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Sep 2001
                                                • 638

                                                #24
                                                Since I run a web hosting company as well as porn, its easy!
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                                                • cosis
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                                                  • Aug 2001
                                                  • 5292

                                                  #25
                                                  Just tell them the truth, if they don't like it tough........

                                                  You don't need approval from anyone except yourself.

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                                                  • kmanrox
                                                    aka K-Man
                                                    • Oct 2001
                                                    • 29295

                                                    #26
                                                    aaron, i love it!! sooo busted!! fuck em!!

                                                    i tell ppl i think would not dig what i do

                                                    'internet advertising, and traffic brokering'

                                                    anyone else i just tell em online adult entertainment

                                                    =-)
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                                                    • ez12
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                                                      • Apr 2001
                                                      • 2438

                                                      #27
                                                      Well I'm in to saving marriges ! Have an ugly wife no problem just jerk off 2 times a day at my site ! (4 only 3,95$ )
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                                                      • AaronM
                                                        GFY Royality ;)
                                                        • Oct 2001
                                                        • 46923

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by kmanrox
                                                        aaron, i love it!! sooo busted!! fuck em!!

                                                        i tell ppl i think would not dig what i do

                                                        'internet advertising, and traffic brokering'

                                                        anyone else i just tell em online adult entertainment

                                                        =-)
                                                        Busted? Not hardly man. I do this shit on purpose. I will scan an older pic from a few years back and post it later today or tomorrow. You will get a real kick out of it.

                                                        Even the lesbian neighbors seem to know.

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                                                        • Paul Markham
                                                          Too old to care
                                                          • Jun 2001
                                                          • 52942

                                                          #29
                                                          I tell them straight out I'm a pornographer.
                                                          Flew back from LA last January and said this to the guy sitting on the plane next to me. he turned out to be a Mormon Preacher going to Prague to check out the churches work there.
                                                          Quiet flight!!
                                                          Who would have thought they can afford Club class??
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                                                          • Paul Markham
                                                            Too old to care
                                                            • Jun 2001
                                                            • 52942

                                                            #30
                                                            Forgot to tell you this. I am pissed remember.
                                                            Last get together everyone was praising a friend of ours son, for passing through his training course wth honors. And as usual half the the group refuse to talk to me. A few peoople here will tell you why, no doubt.

                                                            The son has just returned to England, he was working in Bagram, Afghanistan going out to work everyday.

                                                            With the Special Forces, he's in 40th Royal Marine Commando and a top Commando. Basically a trained killer.

                                                            Me they do not talk to, him they are so proud of.
                                                            Is this a fucked up world or what.

                                                            When asked what you do for a living, tell them you shot their sister/daughter/mother/girlfriend last week. Doing a four girl one goat scene.



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                                                            • SykkBoy2
                                                              Jesus loves bacon
                                                              • Feb 2001
                                                              • 19969

                                                              #31
                                                              I tell them I'm a minister (I do actually have a minister collar (anyone need a priest stuntcock for a photoshoot? Aaron? Unseen? (back aay from the camera kman ;)))
                                                              Support my new movie “The Second Coming”

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                                                              • TheFLY
                                                                So Fucking Banned
                                                                • Jan 2001
                                                                • 11856

                                                                #32
                                                                freelance computer programmer is a good answer...

                                                                The worst was when I was at a New Years party -- my uncle is a computer programmer and sees my new GTI in the driveway and he gets excited and wants to go for a ride in it -- yadda yadda -- who's car is that? I just ignored him ;)

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                                                                • Metaform
                                                                  Banned
                                                                  • Feb 2002
                                                                  • 73

                                                                  #33
                                                                  "I'm in to saving marriges"
                                                                  LoL ez12 8)

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                                                                  • cyberpunk
                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                    • Feb 2001
                                                                    • 1377

                                                                    #34
                                                                    As I once expliened to a US INS officer... I build adult internet websites
                                                                    POST NO ADS!

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                                                                    • AaronM
                                                                      GFY Royality ;)
                                                                      • Oct 2001
                                                                      • 46923

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by cyberpunk
                                                                      As I once expliened to a US INS officer... I build adult internet websites
                                                                      Just outta curiousity... Have you ever built any adult, non internet websites?

                                                                      Perhaps an Intranet site or something?

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                                                                      • RedShoe
                                                                        赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111
                                                                        • Feb 2001
                                                                        • 14831

                                                                        #36
                                                                        I tell people that I do special effects for the movie industry.
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                                                                        • zubr
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                                                                          • Jan 2002
                                                                          • 1227

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Hehe.

                                                                          Here's a solution for sponsors:

                                                                          Tell them you shave people
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                                                                          • burn
                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                            • Dec 2001
                                                                            • 507

                                                                            #38
                                                                            I tell people I do stuff
                                                                            Trade traffic with my sites!

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                                                                            • UnseenWorld
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • May 2001
                                                                              • 5279

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by burn
                                                                              I tell people I do stuff
                                                                              \

                                                                              And when they continue, "What KIND of stuff?" do you tell them "None of your business!"?
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                                                                              • Theo
                                                                                HAL 9000
                                                                                • May 2001
                                                                                • 34515

                                                                                #40
                                                                                i work for the goverment

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                                                                                • Loch
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Feb 2002
                                                                                  • 7674

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Tell it like it is man why be embarest?
                                                                                  its a buisness like everything else....sorta, maybe, perhaps

                                                                                  Quote:
                                                                                  Hi Grandma. Ohh what I'm duing at the time. I'm making hardcore porno for dirty old scumbags..
                                                                                  Had a shooting of a man and a goat last weekend thats why i had to leave early, but you know how grandpa gets around porn....*horny*

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                                                                                  • theWatsonian
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                                                                                    • Feb 2001
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    I heard rumors of a hardcore new group "outing" adult webmasters. I hope they out a big hollywood star or some mtv boy band soon...
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                                                                                    • Jakke PNG
                                                                                      ex-TeenGodFather
                                                                                      • Nov 2001
                                                                                      • 20306

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      I say I'm either unemployed or a student (to my relatives) and hope they give me a few hundred ?'s
                                                                                      ..and I'm off.

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                                                                                      • Gary
                                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                                        • Aug 2001
                                                                                        • 6110

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        I used to tell my parents i sold drugs, they were so relieved when i told them im a pornographer.

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                                                                                        • Jer
                                                                                          God is Brazilian
                                                                                          • Feb 2001
                                                                                          • 10601

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          I tell them I'm a webmaster, or that I build sites.


                                                                                          Some times they ask for who or what companies I work for, I say for my own company. Then their heads turns into a big "?" and questions keep coming.
                                                                                          Them: - How do you make money ?
                                                                                          Jer:- I don't. When I do it's to cover last months costs.
                                                                                          Them: ?
                                                                                          Jer: * smile *
                                                                                          Them: Oh, ok.

                                                                                          Others just say "cool" when I say I'm a webmaster, I love those people.

                                                                                          My close friends know that I have an adult toplist, I don't think they have to know more about my business. I think one of them visits it day after day, hehe.

                                                                                          I think next times I'll just say that I make and promote porn sites.
                                                                                          I work with mainstream too, but I like short talks.

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                                                                                          • Allison
                                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                                            • Jul 2001
                                                                                            • 2068

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            I usually start off by saying that I advertise and market sites on the internet, then my husband interrupts and starts pretending like he knows how it works and begins explaining affiliate programs.... From there I start yelling at him for interrupting and telling him that he's wrong and he starts yelling at me...

                                                                                            By this time the person has now decided that they don't want to hear anymore and change the subject

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                                                                                            • FADE19
                                                                                              Snow's Parole Officer
                                                                                              • Sep 2001
                                                                                              • 1161

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Ya, I don't think I would tell anyone I work in the porn area...I would be afraid of what they would think....So instead I tell them I sell crack to little kids on the playground

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                                                                                              • E-van
                                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                                • Jul 2001
                                                                                                • 447

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                I tell them I work for a hosting company
                                                                                                100% true

                                                                                                I just happen to skip the rest of my online activities, since they seem so satisfied with my first answer

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                                                                                                • Thumbelina
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                                                                                                  • Jan 2002
                                                                                                  • 675

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  I say I work on that there new fangeled fad called a Personal Computer......and something called the Internet.......where I live we still send smoke signals(hehehe)
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                                                                                                  • bunky
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                                                                                                    • Aug 2001
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                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    well since i dont make to awful much here i must work a full time job as a manager at a local resturant.. all my family and friends know but i have had a few co-workers ask and i say "do u really wanna know?" they say "..... uhm sure?" I say " I sell porn


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