Tell it like it is man why be embarest?
its a buisness like everything else....sorta, maybe, perhaps :thumbsup

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Hi Grandma. Ohh what I'm duing at the time. I'm making hardcore porno for dirty old scumbags.. :winkwink:
Had a shooting of a man and a goat last weekend thats why i had to leave early, but you know how grandpa gets around porn....*horny* :1orglaugh

I heard rumors of a hardcore new group "outing" adult webmasters. I hope they out a big hollywood star or some mtv boy band soon...

I say I'm either unemployed or a student (to my relatives) and hope they give me a few hundred ?'s :)

I used to tell my parents i sold drugs, they were so relieved when i told them im a pornographer.

I tell them I'm a webmaster, or that I build sites.


Some times they ask for who or what companies I work for, I say for my own company. Then their heads turns into a big "?" and questions keep coming.
Them: - How do you make money ?
Jer:- I don't. When I do it's to cover last months costs.
Them: ?
Jer: * smile *
Them: Oh, ok.

Others just say "cool" when I say I'm a webmaster, I love those people.

My close friends know that I have an adult toplist, I don't think they have to know more about my business. I think one of them visits it day after day, hehe.

I think next times I'll just say that I make and promote porn sites.
I work with mainstream too, but I like short talks.

I usually start off by saying that I advertise and market sites on the internet, then my husband interrupts and starts pretending like he knows how it works and begins explaining affiliate programs.... From there I start yelling at him for interrupting and telling him that he's wrong and he starts yelling at me...

By this time the person has now decided that they don't want to hear anymore and change the subject

If you want to try this an you're alone you may have to fake turetts (or however you spell it)

~~Alli

Ya, I don't think I would tell anyone I work in the porn area...I would be afraid of what they would think....So instead I tell them I sell crack to little kids on the playground

I tell them I work for a hosting company
100% true :Graucho

I just happen to skip the rest of my online activities, since they seem so satisfied with my first answer :)

I say I work on that there new fangeled fad called a Personal Computer......and something called the Internet.......where I live we still send smoke signals(hehehe):Graucho

well since i dont make to awful much here i must work a full time job as a manager at a local resturant.. all my family and friends know but i have had a few co-workers ask and i say "do u really wanna know?" they say "..... uhm sure?" I say " I sell porn :tongue:


bunky

I have been designing non adult sites since 1997, and actually the still account for pretty much HALF of my business (but of course nowhere near half of my income ... which is kinda depressing), so I tell anybody who asks that I am a web developer, and graphics artist, and thus far it has satisfied whoever is asking ...

:thumbsup

i just realised that this has been the first thread here on GFY that has gone to 2 pages! My god, i have hit the bigtimes! 8)
actually, ive always wanted a DVD player. How long dooes this baby have to go for me to get one?
Right now, i have a vcr that is 8 years old, and skipps every 10 minutes....i also cant rewind on it.....or else itll fuck up tape
comon everybody, help me get a DVD player. LoL 8)

correction: i meant this has been MY firsat thread to go to 2 pages

I tell them I'm retired and do a bit of web based consulting.

regards
shemp

?I?m a web-designer who?s taking advantage of the huge success in creating a continuous, residual income on the popularity of sex appeal!?

If they want to know more, I tell them to go home and search on the word 'sex' and they'll get the impression of what I do...

but of course, noone's asked yet, so you can say I'm well prepared! LOL

I was in Vegas all weekend, and had to answer the question about 300 times.

I always tell people Im a Professional Assassin, occassionally contracted by the US Government.

Sadly, most that know me believe me... with my "Moral Ambiguity".

Apart from the promotion of adult websites, I also gamble (and make a nice profit!) on horseracing.

Whenever I have told people what I do they don't seem to mind the websites but they ALWAYS think I should see somebody about my gambling "problem" - they don't believe I could possibly make a profit from it!

Now I just tell people that I design and promote websites. If they ask what kind of websites, I say "games, entertainment, that sort of thing..."

If someone asks me, I say "Im a webmaster. I work on porn sites. What about you?"

No point in lying. Usually they say, "There isn't money in that, is there?"

Morons. :)

I work 8hrs/day as developer at a webcompany. Run 2 own e-commerce sites selling videogames.
I really dont have time for porn :1orglaugh

either

"traffic broker" or "web designer"

Usually traffic broker because most people don't know anything about the internet and they just stop asking questions thinking I will go over there head in explanation

i'm a stay home dad, and my wife pays all the bills :Graucho

holy shit, this thread is still alive?
damn, i started that a while ago....then i got banned and had to change my name. LoL!

Sounds like a gay pick-up line.

i'm a website designer and an internet traffic broker.

"None of your goddamn business"

:Graucho

I'm a professional masterbater.