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HammerALL · 09-20-2005, 03:29 PM

A kid comes home from school and says to his mom, "Mom I've got a problem."
She says "Tell me." He tells her that the boys at school are using 2 words he doesn't understand. She asks him what they are.
He says "well, pussy and bitch".
She says "Oh That's no big deal, pussy is a cat like our little Mittens, and bitch is a female dog like our Sandy."
He thanks her and goes to visit dad in the workshop in the basement. He says to his dad, "Dad the boys at school are using words I don't know, and I asked mom and I don't think she told me the exact meaning.
Dad says "Son, I told you never to go to mom with these matters, she cant handle them. What are the words?"
He tells him...pussy and bitch.
Dad says "OK" and pulls a Playboy down from the shelf, takes a marker and circles the pubic area of the centerfold and says, "son, everything inside this circle, is pussy."
"OK dad, so what's a bitch?"
"Son" he says, "everything outside that circle."

RuthB · 09-20-2005, 03:32 PM

good one!

Just_Dave · 09-20-2005, 03:32 PM

thats prety funny

LittleMack · 09-20-2005, 03:33 PM

That is fucking great

ytcracker · 09-20-2005, 03:33 PM

hahaha I heard that one before

tristan_D · 09-20-2005, 05:08 PM

The best explanation I have heard. Nice!

PixeLs · 09-20-2005, 06:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Platinum Mario

A kid comes home from school and says to his mom, "Mom I've got a problem."
She says "Tell me." He tells her that the boys at school are using 2 words he doesn't understand. She asks him what they are.
He says "well, pussy and bitch".
She says "Oh That's no big deal, pussy is a cat like our little Mittens, and bitch is a female dog like our Sandy."
He thanks her and goes to visit dad in the workshop in the basement. He says to his dad, "Dad the boys at school are using words I don't know, and I asked mom and I don't think she told me the exact meaning.
Dad says "Son, I told you never to go to mom with these matters, she cant handle them. What are the words?"
He tells him...pussy and bitch.
Dad says "OK" and pulls a Playboy down from the shelf, takes a marker and circles the pubic area of the centerfold and says, "son, everything inside this circle, is pussy."
"OK dad, so what's a bitch?"
"Son" he says, "everything outside that circle."

My dad handles issues like this better than my mom indeed.

Spunky · 09-20-2005, 06:57 PM

Chuckle chuckle

tranza · 09-20-2005, 07:13 PM

lo, that's fucking funny dude!

Cash · 09-21-2005, 01:21 AM

So a bitch is a chick without a pussy ...

mikeyddddd · 09-21-2005, 03:36 AM

Vitasoy · 09-21-2005, 03:51 AM

haha nice one.. loved it

Ace-wtf · 09-21-2005, 04:49 AM

09-20-2005, 03:29 PM	#1
HammerALL Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Toronto Posts: 3,506	Pussy And Bitch? A kid comes home from school and says to his mom, "Mom I've got a problem." She says "Tell me." He tells her that the boys at school are using 2 words he doesn't understand. She asks him what they are. He says "well, pussy and bitch". She says "Oh That's no big deal, pussy is a cat like our little Mittens, and bitch is a female dog like our Sandy." He thanks her and goes to visit dad in the workshop in the basement. He says to his dad, "Dad the boys at school are using words I don't know, and I asked mom and I don't think she told me the exact meaning. Dad says "Son, I told you never to go to mom with these matters, she cant handle them. What are the words?" He tells him...pussy and bitch. Dad says "OK" and pulls a Playboy down from the shelf, takes a marker and circles the pubic area of the centerfold and says, "son, everything inside this circle, is pussy." "OK dad, so what's a bitch?" "Son" he says, "everything outside that circle." __________________ Mario Amaral AKA: Hammerall Affiliate Sales \| Email:[email protected] Skype: Hammerall \| ICQ: 190272140

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