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Shoehorn! · 09-19-2005, 12:11 AM

Written across the wall of the cave were the following symbols:

It was considered a unique find and the writings were said to be at least
three thousand years old!

The piece of stone was removed, brought to the museum, and archaeologists from around the world came to study the ancient symbols. They held a huge meeting after months of conferences to discuss the meaning of the markings.

The President of the society pointed to the first drawing and said: "This is
a woman. We can see these people held women in high esteem. You can also tell they were intelligent, as the next symbol is a donkey, so they were smart enough to have animals help them till the soil. The next drawing is a shovel, which means they had tools to help them."

Even further proof of their high intelligence is the fish which means that if a famine hit the earth and food didn't grow, they would seek food from the
sea The last symbol appears to be the Star of David which means they were evidently Hebrews.

The audience applauded enthusiastically.

Then a little old Jewish man stood up in the back of the room and said,
"Idiots, Hebrew is read from right to left ... It says: 'Holy Mackerel, Dig The
Ass On That Woman."

MrIzzz · 09-19-2005, 12:15 AM

good one

$5 submissions · 09-19-2005, 01:26 AM

lol, hilarious

PixeLs · 09-19-2005, 03:52 AM

I think another field on archeology and heiroglyphics should be given enough research budget. lol

Sarah_Jayne · 09-19-2005, 04:31 AM

lol I actually giggled

georgeyw · 09-19-2005, 04:39 AM

ahahahaha that was unexpected!

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 09-19-2005, 04:45 AM

Where did you dig up that old joke?

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MetroPornTour · 09-19-2005, 04:45 AM

Oh thats fucking funny!!!!
Way too fucking funny!!!!

And I'm Jewish!!!

Wiggles · 09-19-2005, 04:49 AM

haha that was pretty good, never even saw it coming!

u-Bob · 09-19-2005, 06:16 AM

hehe, not hilarious but still funny...

Rinaldo · 09-19-2005, 06:37 AM

Definitely a good read , thanks for the monday humor

BuggyG · 09-19-2005, 07:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

Where did you dig up that old joke?

ADG Webmaster

DAMN!! old but still good
forgot all about it

gornyhuy · 09-19-2005, 07:05 AM

oldie but a goody...

Shoehorn! · 09-19-2005, 10:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

Where did you dig up that old joke?

ADG Webmaster

Email spam is good for something every now and them I suppose.

fuelcell · 09-19-2005, 10:15 AM

RuthB · 09-19-2005, 10:18 AM

hahaha.. good one!

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 09-19-2005, 02:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shoehorn

Email spam is good for something every now and them I suppose.

Don't take me wrong, I liked the joke, I was just making an archaeology pun in response ("dig", "old").

ADG Webmaster

Doc911 · 09-19-2005, 04:14 PM

That a great joke! I'm ROFLAO

brand0n · 09-19-2005, 04:16 PM

boohoohahahaah

je_rome · 09-20-2005, 12:40 AM

yeah right! LOL

09-19-2005, 12:11 AM	#1
Shoehorn! Die With Your Boots On Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Hawaii Posts: 22,872	Written across the wall of the cave were the following symbols Written across the wall of the cave were the following symbols: It was considered a unique find and the writings were said to be at least three thousand years old! The piece of stone was removed, brought to the museum, and archaeologists from around the world came to study the ancient symbols. They held a huge meeting after months of conferences to discuss the meaning of the markings. The President of the society pointed to the first drawing and said: "This is a woman. We can see these people held women in high esteem. You can also tell they were intelligent, as the next symbol is a donkey, so they were smart enough to have animals help them till the soil. The next drawing is a shovel, which means they had tools to help them." Even further proof of their high intelligence is the fish which means that if a famine hit the earth and food didn't grow, they would seek food from the sea The last symbol appears to be the Star of David which means they were evidently Hebrews. The audience applauded enthusiastically. Then a little old Jewish man stood up in the back of the room and said, "Idiots, Hebrew is read from right to left ... It says: 'Holy Mackerel, Dig The Ass On That Woman." __________________

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