My conversation with a wigger on IRC

[sonofsam]

heres are his pictures....





<TheBush> Hi
<sonofsam> hey
<TheBush> You and Jonny cash are same people
<sonofsam> wtf? no we arn't check our IPS
<TheBush> well hi
<sonofsam> sup... yo honestly my little sister is having a birthday party
<sonofsam> and i think your shit is da bomb
<sonofsam> and shes all into that rap stuff
<TheBush> How do I know your for real man
<sonofsam> wtf man? you'll know i'm for real when i fly you out here
<sonofsam> all accomodations paid
<TheBush> lol
<sonofsam> are you laughing at me/
<TheBush> Nah
<TheBush> Hear me out tho
<sonofsam> do you want this oppertunity or not man?
<sonofsam> im a millionare
<sonofsam> i don't have time to fuck around
<TheBush> A 15 year old with a dream is sitting at his computer at one thirty in the morning. Some guy tells him he can rap hella good, and he wants to fly him out "here" Where is here? WHy do you like me?
<sonofsam> dude, you have mad skill
<sonofsam> you're never gonna make it in this game, unless you are a go-getter
<sonofsam> here = vancouver british columbia
<sonofsam> i run a few nightclubs as well
<TheBush> Sweet
<sonofsam> have you ever heard of tupac?
<sonofsam> (sorry i don't know too much about rap)
<sonofsam> but i do know about tupac
<sonofsam> (sorry i don't know too much about rap)
<sonofsam> but i do know about tupac
<TheBush> haha Of course man...he died 9 years ago and 6 days
<sonofsam> WTF he died!?!?
<sonofsam> i remember seeing him back in the day
<sonofsam> at one of my friends clubs
<sonofsam> when he was still underground!
<sonofsam> HOW DID HE DIE!?
<TheBush> Shot
<sonofsam> WTF!? WHO SHOT HIM!?
<TheBush> Suge Knight (supposedly)
<TheBush> I think hes still alive.
<TheBush> He says in one of his songs "Im alive" and in another "Suge Shot me" and in another"can you see him, I see him...I'm alive"
<TheBush> As well as lots of other things, but I don't feel like getting into detial
<TheBush> detail
<sonofsam> wtf
<sonofsam> thats crazy!!!!!
<sonofsam> dude i wouldn't doubt it
<sonofsam> his skin was hard to penetrate, so its very likely bullets bounced off him
<sonofsam> he was strong dude, strong like a fucking bull
<TheBush> He also said RIP Notorious BIG
<TheBush> but
<TheBush> Notorious died AFTER tupac did
<sonofsam> OMG DUDE i see what you're saying!
<TheBush> 6 months after
<sonofsam> yo man, sometimes i feel like im a black guy, stuck in a white guys body
<sonofsam> feel me?
<TheBush> yah
<sonofsam> seriously all my friends are black
<sonofsam> what are all your friends?
<TheBush> mostly white
<sonofsam> why?
<TheBush> Not too many black people live down here
<sonofsam> you should hang out with black people if you wanna get deep in the rap game
<sonofsam> honestly, all rappers are blacks
<TheBush> I aint that good. I dont see anything happening with my rap career.
<TheBush> Its just a fantasy.
<sonofsam> like final fantasy 7?
<sonofsam> or something else?
<TheBush> lol
<sonofsam> what?
<sonofsam> dude stop laughing at me
<TheBush> Its a fantasy. Somethin that only happens in my dreams
<sonofsam> OHHHHHHHh that kind of fantasy
<sonofsam> sorry my brains slow right now because i've been smoking some ILL PHAT CRONIC
<TheBush> sweet
<sonofsam> i know
<sonofsam> you should get into smoking weed to
<sonofsam> u dont want to stand out
<sonofsam> from other rappers
<sonofsam> you wanna fit in
<sonofsam> feel me/
<TheBush> nah
<TheBush> i got my own style
<sonofsam> what style is that?
<TheBush> well
<TheBush> you dont have to be shot...be from the ghetto and sell crack to rap
<sonofsam> yo you know how little kim is like "aint not pussy hot as mine" ? wtf is that all about?
<sonofsam> (ive never been with many girls)
<TheBush> I dont listen to lil kim
<TheBush> sorry
<sonofsam> dude wtf man, you don't have any black friends, you don't smoke weed, you don't listen to lil kim?
<sonofsam> how are you going to make it as a rapper?
<TheBush> I told you, I dont plan on it
<TheBush> i dont have to be any of those things to be a rapper
<sonofsam> but what i'm saying is, that you CAN make it
<sonofsam> all you have to do
<sonofsam> is start smoking weed
<sonofsam> and hang out with some black people
<sonofsam> you already have the dress code down
<sonofsam> thats DA BOMB
<TheBush> thanks
<sonofsam> you should take more gangster pics
<sonofsam> do you have any friends that can lend you weed
<sonofsam> to take pics with?
<sonofsam> if thats on your record cover, it will sell like hot cakes
<TheBush> i got tons of friends that smoke weed
<TheBush> but that aint me
<sonofsam> okay now i'm gonna tell you the truth, im actually not a millionare
<sonofsam> im just fuckin with yah
<TheBush> yah
<sonofsam> now you should really stop dressing like that though man, seriously... you're on the path to become the next icy hot stuntaz
<sonofsam> i can respect the fact that ya like to do this shit for fun, and its your passion or whatever
<sonofsam> but don't dress like whoever you see on MTV
<TheBush> thanks for the fashion advice buddy
<sonofsam> well dude, its not my fault you didn't come out black
<sonofsam> :/
<TheBush> so dont be hatin dude
<TheBush> i'll do what i want
<TheBush> im me
<TheBush> im unique
<sonofsam> you're unique?
<sonofsam> wearing a slim shady jersey
<sonofsam> and a d12 hat
<sonofsam> holding money
<sonofsam> with a suv on chromes in the backround
<sonofsam> thats.... unique?
<TheBush> thats ME
<TheBush> If you dont like
<sonofsam> thats not you.
<TheBush> it
<TheBush> then fine
<sonofsam> thats all the rappers you see on TV
<sonofsam> that aint you
<TheBush> but dont be startin shit with me cause ya dont like
<sonofsam> alright man, enjoy your night
<sonofsam> good luck with everything
<TheBush> thanks




if that gave you a chuckle, see sig and put some galleries up

[JuiceMonkey]

quality..
btw how we found him: http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=518094

[emthree]

It was just getting funny, till you pussied out
You suck

[darksoul]

exactly,
I think the guy owned you
he never fall for your shit
good for him

Edit: oh ya, I don't know whats on your mind but this log aint thread worthy.

[StickyGreen]

he's not even a true wigger that thinks he's hard and shit, he's just a little dork...

[sonofsam]

Originally Posted by darksoul

exactly,
I think the guy owned you
he never fall for your shit
good for him

Edit: oh ya, I don't know whats on your mind but this log aint thread worthy.

hahah lighten up a bit and you may find it a bit funnier

either that or smoke a joint, then it will be REALLY funny

[wdforty]

This convo isn't really that funny

[sonofsam]

okay maybe its me, i DO have a warped sense of humor and finda lot of shit funny that other people don't find funny.. my bad for the thread.... though i still do find it funny

[djroof]

u are a manager mate!!!!

[sweethotkayla]

I found it funny, poor kid prob got his hopes up and then shattered his dreams lol.

[Spartans]

HAHAHAHAHAH thats the funniest thing ever....What server where you on? my god I have to find this kid

[bangman]

Am I think only one who thinks that dude and AaronM are a splitting image of eachother?

[BusterBunny]

i was thinking he looks like emimem in 20 years when he blows up like elvis...

[sonofsam]

Originally Posted by bangman

Am I think only one who thinks that dude and AaronM are a splitting image of eachother?

considering my past with him, no comment

[Sheri Santiago]

"<sonofsam> now you should really stop dressing like that though man, seriously... you're on the path to become the next icy hot stuntaz"

aaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha

this was great.

[kosta]

should have told that fat fuck to hit the treadmill.

[Sosa]

can't believe I just read that whole thing...

[dynastoned]

haha fuckin classic..

[Dalai lama]

Originally Posted by Sosa

can't believe I just read that whole thing...

You shouldnt ;)

[adonthenet]

damn give me my time back

*the kid looks stupid...

[Quagmire]

Anyone see the movie Butterfly Effect? (yeah I know Kelso is a nob) He reminds me of the fat kid friend.

Alternately

Stand By Me; Lardass from the pie eating contest.

Oldschool; The really fat kid from the Lil Rascals (not spanky)

[Manowar]

[jawanda]

There were some funny lines for sure, but at the same time, that kids sounds pretty cool. He's just fucking around with this rap shit and he knows it. Most "wigger" kids I've met are about 10x more annoying than that kid seems to be.

He's probably a smart little fucker.



-P

[Lace]

roflmfao...niggas soft as sade.

[Lace]

we anit never leavinnnnnnnnnn