The KlikRevenue Whore Reed_4 provides me with some laughs haha

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  • Young
    Bland for life
    • Nov 2004
    • 10468

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    The KlikRevenue Whore Reed_4 provides me with some laughs haha

    Beautiful Elli wants to make some stuffing..but there is one problem...she has vegetarian guests. First the KlikRevenue whore posts one of their typical "Thats great" posts..or something to that effect...I think he talked about vegetables.

    Reed_4 comes in and feels like actually taking 2 seconds to come up with a response....so he posts this

    VEGETABLE ALMOND MEDLEY

    3 lb. (4-5 c.) mixed vegetables
    1 c. chopped onion
    2 med. cloves minced garlic
    1 c. chopped almonds
    2 c. water
    5 tbsp. butter
    3 tbsp. flour
    1 tsp. prepared horseradish
    Dash of Tabasco
    1/2 tsp. dry mustard
    1 tbsp. soy sauce
    Salt and pepper to taste

    TOPPING:

    1/2 c. toasted almonds
    1/2 c. fine bread crumbs

    Saute onions and garlic in 2 tablespoons butter. Saute lightly. When onions are translucent, add vegetables. Add the longer cooking vegetables (cabbage, broccoli, cauliflower, carrots, celery) first, soft (zucchini, peppers, mushrooms) later. Saute until cooked to your liking.

    Toast 1 cup almonds. Place in blender with water. Puree until smooth. This is "almond milk." Melt 3 tablespoons butter and whisk 3 tablespoons flour. Add almond milk and seasoning, stirring constantly, over low heat. Simmer for 10 minutes or until thickened. Stir occasionally during simmering.

    Combine sauteed vegetables with almond sauce. Add salt and pepper to taste. Pour into a large buttered casserole. Sprinkle with combined bread crumbs and chopped, toasted almonds. Bake at 400 degrees for 15 minutes.
    http://www.gfy.com/showpost.php?p=8784871

    THIS IS NOT FUCKING STUFFING YOU FUCKING MORON
    ★★★
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