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ronaldo · 09-19-2005, 09:35 AM

He crashed at our house this weekend and asked if I had a condom for him and his wife.

I had a pack in there I've never used, so I gave him one.

Little did I know the average shelf life of a condom is only a couple of years.

These had been in there for about 10 or so.

Good luck Frank, sorry about that.

candyflip · 09-19-2005, 09:36 AM

Married and fucking with a rubber?

That sucks.

Phoenix · 09-19-2005, 09:38 AM

i dont use rubbers on my girl...i practise early withdrawl

Murderous · 09-19-2005, 09:39 AM

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Originally Posted by candyflip

Married and fucking with a rubber?

That sucks.

Some folks don't want kids in their life just yet. Some people run over them with tractors. Married couples SHOULD live a little and get their shit all tight before bringing a kid into the world to later find out they hate each other and there is a kid stuck in the middle. The child might just as well be ran over by a tractor. What is the difference.

ronaldo · 09-19-2005, 09:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Murderous

Some folks don't want kids in their life just yet. Some people run over them with tractors. Married couples SHOULD live a little and get their shit all tight before bringing a kid into the world to later find out they hate each other and there is a kid stuck in the middle. The child might just as well be ran over by a tractor. What is the difference.

I definitely agree with this, BUT they've been together for about 20 years, and have two kids already. They don't want another but neither of them wants to get fixed.

That DOES suck.

djroof · 09-19-2005, 09:42 AM

wow 10 years!!!

Littlemissmagic · 09-19-2005, 09:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ronaldo

He crashed at our house this weekend and asked if I had a condom for him and his wife.

I had a pack in there I've never used, so I gave him one.

Little did I know the average shelf life of a condom is only a couple of years.

These had been in there for about 10 or so.

Good luck Frank, sorry about that.

Are you planning on telling him?

ronaldo · 09-19-2005, 09:45 AM

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Originally Posted by djroof

wow 10 years!!!

Yeah. Seriously the wife and I bought them on a goof one night, because I've NEVER been able to keep a hardon in a rubber. Tried it. Same result. So there they sat.

She's been fixed since our last kid, so no real need for them.

[illnet]-Tracie · 09-19-2005, 09:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Murderous

Some folks don't want kids in their life just yet. Some people run over them with tractors. Married couples SHOULD live a little and get their shit all tight before bringing a kid into the world to later find out they hate each other and there is a kid stuck in the middle. The child might just as well be ran over by a tractor. What is the difference.

I agree with what you're saying. I might not have chosen that analogy, but it works!

Kenny B! · 09-19-2005, 09:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Phoenix

i dont use rubbers on my girl...i practise early withdrawl

And one day soon you will be a father by using that method! Good luck with that!

Murderous · 09-19-2005, 09:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix

i dont use rubbers on my girl...i practise early withdrawl

A good trucker always knows he must back up before dumping his load.

corvette · 09-19-2005, 09:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ronaldo

I had a pack in there I've never used...These had been in there for about 10 (years) or so...

been crossing your fingers? ;)

just kidding

PlugRush Sascha · 09-19-2005, 09:47 AM

LMFAO @ "fixed"

Bugbee · 09-19-2005, 09:52 AM

damn thats fucked up yo, kinda funny but fucked up...

lisa k · 09-19-2005, 09:56 AM

You didn't do it on purpose = it's not fucked up ... but it is really funny. You might be the cause of an "oops"

CherryLipsRosa · 09-19-2005, 09:59 AM

How about contraceptives??

BigasMoe · 09-19-2005, 10:48 AM

Maybe she missed a few days on the pill and she wanted to be careful. But you still could have told him about the old ass COndoms! Your gonna fuck around and go from good friend to uncle.

Doctor Dre · 09-19-2005, 10:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Murderous

Some folks don't want kids in their life just yet. Some people run over them with tractors. Married couples SHOULD live a little and get their shit all tight before bringing a kid into the world to later find out they hate each other and there is a kid stuck in the middle. The child might just as well be ran over by a tractor. What is the difference.

Pills works great

Honez · 09-19-2005, 10:53 AM

Whoopsie!

Cyndalie · 09-19-2005, 11:18 AM

Q. What do you a call a couple who uses the rhythm method?

A. Parents!

gornyhuy · 09-19-2005, 11:19 AM

don't worry- she was already pregnant with my demonseed anyway.

LiveDose · 09-19-2005, 11:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ronaldo

He crashed at our house this weekend and asked if I had a condom for him and his wife.

I had a pack in there I've never used, so I gave him one.

Little did I know the average shelf life of a condom is only a couple of years.

These had been in there for about 10 or so.

Good luck Frank, sorry about that.

New screenname, "Uncle Ronaldo"...

je_rome · 09-19-2005, 07:15 PM

well I think if the wife gets pregnant you're partly responsible for the kid. hahahaha

Spunky · 09-19-2005, 07:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix

i dont use rubbers on my girl...i practise early withdrawl

Congrats..one of these days you'll be here crying you got her knocked up.That doesn't work

sniperwolf · 09-19-2005, 07:52 PM

.are you sincere when you said you're sorry..hehe

10 years whoa~!

baddog · 09-19-2005, 08:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix

i dont use rubbers on my girl...i practise early withdrawl

Well, get ready to have a kid then

Holly · 09-19-2005, 09:17 PM

If they've been together for 20 years and have two kids, I'd say they should have enough sense to handle their own birth control.

Doc911 · 09-19-2005, 09:46 PM

I'm sure he would have said something (loudly) if it busted on him

tony286 · 09-19-2005, 09:47 PM

we just rubbers dont want no babies

penzo · 09-19-2005, 11:40 PM

maybe his wife likes other guys

(j/k)

yeah...it sucks using a rubber when married

PixeLs · 09-20-2005, 12:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ronaldo

He crashed at our house this weekend and asked if I had a condom for him and his wife.

I had a pack in there I've never used, so I gave him one.

Little did I know the average shelf life of a condom is only a couple of years.

These had been in there for about 10 or so.

Good luck Frank, sorry about that.

Well goodluck to your friend man.

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