Yo!!! Watchin' Midgets Sell Real Estate On TV!!! It fucked me up! - GoFuckYourself.com

Greg B · 09-17-2005, 02:13 AM

Yo! now my shit is alllllll fucked up. I was totally cool tonight until I turned on the tv and it's like 2am here and there are two midgets selling real estate/get rich stuff on an informercial...

If I had been stoned. If I had been wasted, I would not be able to type on this board. This shit just freaked me out cause I had just watched 'Wizard of Oz' earlier and was laughin' at the house falling on the witch and the munchkins and then I turned on the tv and saw this shit.

Every see a commercial that fucked you up?

Gungadin · 09-17-2005, 02:14 AM

Two things that make everything funnier... midgets and slow motion

sonofsam · 09-17-2005, 02:14 AM

i've seen that commercial many times.... those twin midgets are fucking RICH as hell

seen them on a lot of talk shows also, hehe

Greg B · 09-17-2005, 02:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Gungadin

Two things that make everything funnier... midgets and slow motion

ROFLMAO!!!!!!

That's too fucking funny!!!!!!!!

Greg B · 09-17-2005, 02:22 AM

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Originally Posted by sonofsam

i've seen that commercial many times.... those twin midgets are fucking RICH as hell

seen them on a lot of talk shows also, hehe

Okay, NOW I remember them. Didn't they sell like juicers or like magic vacuum cleaners or something?

If they're rich, good power to them. I thought I was hallucinating at first.

These real estate informecials where people have no money, no credit, no down payment and make $100k in a month really crack me up.

smack · 09-17-2005, 02:25 AM

i watched a midget with a mullet run to catch a bus one time. first thing in the morning, i was really stoned.

broke a funny fuse in my head for about a week.

sonofsam · 09-17-2005, 02:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Greg B

Okay, NOW I remember them. Didn't they sell like juicers or like magic vacuum cleaners or something?

If they're rich, good power to them. I thought I was hallucinating at first.

These real estate informecials where people have no money, no credit, no down payment and make $100k in a month really crack me up.

hey greg, hit me up and i'll show you how to make millions of dollars a month selling ads in a newspaper from your small apartment!

bringer · 09-17-2005, 02:28 AM

reminds me of this movie everytime

bringer · 09-17-2005, 02:29 AM

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Originally Posted by sonofsam

hey greg, hit me up and i'll show you how to make millions of dollars a month selling ads in a newspaper from your small apartment!

your name wouldnt be don would it?
http://www.quackwatch.org/11Ind/lapre.html

Yngwie · 09-17-2005, 02:30 AM

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Originally Posted by sonofsam

hey greg, hit me up and i'll show you how to make millions of dollars a month selling ads in a newspaper from your small apartment!

omg! it's Don Lapre! lol

Greg B · 09-17-2005, 02:59 AM

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Originally Posted by smack

i watched a midget with a mullet run to catch a bus one time. first thing in the morning, i was really stoned.

broke a funny fuse in my head for about a week.

Yo, that shit is funny!!!

I once saw a lady was mad at her baby and sat the kid down real quick on the couch and the baby had a full diaper and wet shit flew out of both leg holes of the diaper and hit her and the couch.

We screamed so loud with laughter that people in the street outside rushed in to see what happened. You had to shovel people outside as bodies of laughing people kept piling up.

Greg B · 09-17-2005, 05:03 PM

I can't go to sleep at night as long as this commercial is running... It's scaring me.

09-17-2005, 02:13 AM	#1
Greg B So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: EARTH (for the time being) Posts: 7,014	Yo!!! Watchin' Midgets Sell Real Estate On TV!!! It fucked me up! Yo! now my shit is alllllll fucked up. I was totally cool tonight until I turned on the tv and it's like 2am here and there are two midgets selling real estate/get rich stuff on an informercial... If I had been stoned. If I had been wasted, I would not be able to type on this board. This shit just freaked me out cause I had just watched 'Wizard of Oz' earlier and was laughin' at the house falling on the witch and the munchkins and then I turned on the tv and saw this shit. Every see a commercial that fucked you up?

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