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Babaganoosh · 03-22-2004, 09:13 PM

that is the question.

Okay, we got a new neighbor over the winter. She looked familiar but I couldn't place her. I finally talked to her when she was outside and found out it was an ex girlfriends mother. Her daughter married a guy that she had been seeing off and on since high school. Her daughter, "Jill", is over there once in a while but since she's married I never bothered to say hi.

Last week I got a note on my door from Jill. She just said she wanted to get together and talk sometime. She gave me her email address in the note so I emailed her back. A few days later, she came over and we ended up talking all day long. The following day, same thing. The second day I thought she was trying to put the moves on me but I kind of dismissed the idea since I am kind of arrogant and think every chick wants me. Then she tells me that she actually IS attracted to me still.

I told her that I wouldn't pursue her since she's married but she took that to mean that I didn't want anything to do with her. She thinks I am pissed because she put the moves on me (which obviously isn't the case). She's going to call me tomorrow and I am trying to figure out what to do with this girl. Do I go for it? I have never been a homewrecker before.

Juicy D. Links · 03-22-2004, 09:14 PM

sickkittens · 03-22-2004, 09:14 PM

Damn, alot of sex advice on GFY lately. Bang her and her mother.

Digipimp · 03-22-2004, 09:15 PM

Not really worth it for a piece of pussy. You never know what kind of bullshit drama you might end up getting yourself involved in.

Babaganoosh · 03-22-2004, 09:15 PM

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Originally posted by juicylinks

Exactly what I was looking for.

Joesho · 03-22-2004, 09:15 PM

If she wants to bang, then it is fair game for sure!

Babaganoosh · 03-22-2004, 09:17 PM

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Originally posted by Digipimp
Not really worth it for a piece of pussy. You never know what kind of bullshit drama you might end up getting yourself involved in.

I thought of that but she's pretty hot and might be worth a little bit of drama. Not to mention that I am considerably bigger and more heavily armed than her husband so there isn't a whole lot he can do aside from calling names and slashing tires.

detoxed · 03-22-2004, 09:17 PM

Fuck the shit out of her then tell her mom

Spunky · 03-22-2004, 09:18 PM

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Originally posted by Armed & Hammered

I thought of that but she's pretty hot and might be worth a little bit of drama. Not to mention that I am considerably bigger and more heavily armed than her husband so there isn't a whole lot he can do aside from calling names and slashing tires.

Or getting a gun and blowing your head off

Digipimp · 03-22-2004, 09:18 PM

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Originally posted by Armed & Hammered

I thought of that but she's pretty hot and might be worth a little bit of drama. Not to mention that I am considerably bigger and more heavily armed than her husband so there isn't a whole lot he can do aside from calling names and slashing tires.

Does she have kids in the marriage? If yes then leave it alone, if no, then maybe it's worth it. But to me there are so many women I never bother with drama over pussy.

ADL_Christy · 03-22-2004, 09:18 PM

Its not worth it....don't do it!

69pornlinks · 03-22-2004, 09:19 PM

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Originally posted by Digipimp
Not really worth it for a piece of pussy. You never know what kind of bullshit drama you might end up getting yourself involved in.

, too close for comfort if it was a chick you meet FAR away from the pad, i'll say hit that shit..you'll fuck around and get yo cap pelt..don't do it

Babaganoosh · 03-22-2004, 09:19 PM

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Originally posted by spunky1

Or getting a gun and blow your head off

Peace through superior firepower.

Rochard · 03-22-2004, 09:20 PM

Never bang a married woman. Don't risk the wrath of another man.

Unless her Mom is hot. Then bang them both.

Fletch XXX · 03-22-2004, 09:20 PM

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Originally posted by Digipimp

Does she have kids in the marriage? If yes then leave it alone, if no, then maybe it's worth it. But to me there are so many women I never bother with drama over pussy.

to me,...no pussy is worth drama.

no sticks, no stems, no seeds, no stress.

Rictor · 03-22-2004, 09:20 PM

Not a good idea. You might get shot.

The Heron · 03-22-2004, 09:22 PM

Is her hubby bigger than you or smarter? If not, fuck her silly!

Babaganoosh · 03-22-2004, 09:22 PM

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Originally posted by Digipimp

Does she have kids in the marriage? If yes then leave it alone, if no, then maybe it's worth it. But to me there are so many women I never bother with drama over pussy.

Nope, no rugrats. It would be a no-brainer if they had kids. See, it's kind of a mission with me. I wanted to fuck her when we were together (like 9 years ago) and she wouldn't do anything. Now I have my chance.

kush · 03-22-2004, 09:26 PM

They're your fucking neighbors.
Unless either of you plan on moving soon don't risk it.

And yes, the husband will eventually find out.

Babaganoosh · 03-22-2004, 09:27 PM

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Originally posted by The Heron
Is her hubby bigger than you or smarter? If not, fuck her silly!

Probably smarter. I am dumber than a box of rocks. I am a big bastard though. If it were just a fight, I would pummel him.

Fletch XXX · 03-22-2004, 09:28 PM

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Originally posted by Armed & Hammered

Probably smarter. I am dumber than a box of rocks. I am a big bastard though. If it were just a fight, I would pummel him.

People actually <i> fight</i> where you live?

Around here they just shoot you for fucking some bodies girl. ;)

I wouldnt risk no psycho shit with no dudes whore, no matter what in these days. People just blow your fucking head off.

Fuck that.

Babaganoosh · 03-22-2004, 09:29 PM

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Originally posted by kush
They're your fucking neighbors.
Unless either of you plan on moving soon don't risk it.

And yes, the husband will eventually find out.

Her mom lives next door. They don't.

Babaganoosh · 03-22-2004, 09:30 PM

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Originally posted by Fletch XXX

People actually <i> fight</i> where you live?

Around here they just shoot you for fucking some bodies girl. ;)

I wouldnt risk no psycho shit with no dudes whore, no matter what in these days. People just blow your fucking head off.

Fuck that.

Heh, yeah. This is Kansas man. We still know the value of a good fist fight. We only have a couple of shootings a year in little Lawrence, Kansas. I'd sure hate to be one of the two shootings this year though.

sheldonjuan · 03-22-2004, 09:31 PM

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Originally posted by Armed & Hammered

Peace through superior firepower.

what are you packing?

Babaganoosh · 03-22-2004, 09:35 PM

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Originally posted by sheldonjuan

what are you packing?

sheldonjuan · 03-22-2004, 09:38 PM

sternyduke · 03-22-2004, 09:39 PM

If you hit it then you will never be able to shake the bitch be cool but stay away from the pussy just get your dick suck

gornyhuy · 03-22-2004, 09:51 PM

You don't shit where you live.

beemk · 03-22-2004, 09:52 PM

dont do it, its not worth it. put yourself in his shoes.

Babaganoosh · 03-22-2004, 09:53 PM

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Originally posted by beemk
dont do it, its not worth it. put yourself in his shoes.

Typically a good argument but I don't particularly like the guy.

cashman · 03-22-2004, 10:16 PM

Maybe just once

TheSenator · 03-22-2004, 10:24 PM

Donkey Punch her a few times

CDSmith · 03-22-2004, 10:36 PM

You know.... I just gotta say here......

if it were me, I'd be wondering what this bitch is doing slinking around my door if she's married. I'd be thinking if she wants me, she should go get a fucking divorce, then come a knocking. I mean really, what exactly does marriage mean to anyone? To me it means two people together exclusively.

As you can tell I don't much care for cheaters.

Babaganoosh · 03-22-2004, 10:40 PM

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Originally posted by CDSmith
You know.... I just gotta say here......

if it were me, I'd be wondering what this bitch is doing slinking around my door if she's married. I'd be thinking if she wants me, she should go get a fucking divorce, then come a knocking. I mean really, what exactly does marriage mean to anyone? To me it means two people together exclusively.

As you can tell I don't much care for cheaters.

I don't care for cheaters much either. I thought about it and I really don't care why she's cheating and why she's choosing to do it with me. It's not like I am going to marry her. I know she can't be trusted. Unfortunately for him, rings don't plug holes.

Ian · 03-22-2004, 10:41 PM

Hook up the trailer and drive away to a new park.

KHO · 03-22-2004, 10:51 PM

Karma is a bitch. If you fuck her, then one day your future wife might fuck the mailman.

CDSmith · 03-22-2004, 10:52 PM

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Originally posted by Armed & Hammered
I don't care for cheaters much either. I thought about it and I really don't care why she's cheating and why she's choosing to do it with me. It's not like I am going to marry her. I know she can't be trusted. Unfortunately for him, rings don't plug holes.

Then have at her man.

Like I said, "if it were me"..... Hey, you asked.

Babaganoosh · 03-22-2004, 10:52 PM

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Originally posted by Ian
Hook up the trailer and drive away to a new park.

Sorry man. Not everyone shares your lifestyle. This place has a concrete foundation and to the best of my knowledge does not have wheels.

kush · 03-22-2004, 10:54 PM

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Originally posted by Armed & Hammered

Her mom lives next door. They don't.

Yeah, I know.
I still don't think it's a good idea. If you are thinking about it hard enough to take it to gfy and actually make a pretty serious post about it, I think that should tell you something.

Go with your gut instinct.

Babaganoosh · 03-22-2004, 10:55 PM

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Originally posted by KHO
Karma is a bitch. If you fuck her, then one day your future wife might fuck the mailman.

That's a given. She'll fuck the mailman no matter what I do.

KRL · 03-22-2004, 10:56 PM

You need to know if her husband is a psycho or into it. Some guys actually encourage their wives to do this and then get off to the fantasy knowing some other guy is fucking their girl.

There was an incident down here a few years where the wife was fucking guys and the husband was sitting in the closet watching through a peephole and the wife knew he was watching.

Babaganoosh · 03-22-2004, 10:56 PM

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Originally posted by CDSmith
Then have at her man.

Like I said, "if it were me"..... Hey, you asked.

I know. I guess I am just trying to justify it to myself.

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 03-22-2004, 10:57 PM

Looks like the question is answered...

He is gonna Hit it.

Ian · 03-22-2004, 10:57 PM

OK.

How about the old saying "Don't shit where you sleep."

I was joking but the song remains the same:

Don't touch it with a ten foot pole.

Babaganoosh · 03-22-2004, 10:59 PM

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Originally posted by KRL
You need to know if her husband is a psycho or into it. Some guys actually encourage their wives to do this and then get off to the fantasy knowing some other guy is fucking their girl.

There was an incident down here a few years where the wife was fucking guys and the husband was sitting in the closet watching through a peephole and the wife knew he was watching.

Oh shit. Now I'm gonna go limp when/if the time comes. Thanks a lot.

Ironhorse · 03-22-2004, 10:59 PM

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Originally posted by Fletch XXX

to me,...no pussy is worth drama.

no sticks, no stems, no seeds, no stress.

Hell yeah, unmarried chicks are enough drama to begin with, and if you're as stud as you claim ArmHammer, you'll find a better piece of ass without the bs

03-22-2004, 11:00 PM

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Originally posted by KRL
You need to know if her husband is a psycho or into it. Some guys actually encourage their wives to do this and then get off to the fantasy knowing some other guy is fucking their girl.

There was an incident down here a few years where the wife was fucking guys and the husband was sitting in the closet watching through a peephole and the wife knew he was watching.

that guy is a fucking freak!

FilthyRob · 03-22-2004, 11:02 PM

If the mom's single, just fuck her instead and tell the daughter. If she wants you after that, fuck her too.

Babaganoosh · 03-22-2004, 11:04 PM

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Originally posted by Ironhorse

Hell yeah, unmarried chicks are enough drama to begin with, and if you're as stud as you claim ArmHammer, you'll find a better piece of ass without the bs

I never said I was a stud, I just said I was arrogant and THINK that all chicks want me. In reality, maybe 1/10 actually MIGHT fuck me if they were drunk enough.

You're right, I can find better.

Babaganoosh · 03-22-2004, 11:05 PM

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Originally posted by FilthyRob
If the mom's single, just fuck her instead and tell the daughter. If she wants you after that, fuck her too.

She's not my style...or anyone else's style for that matter.

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