what animals have you hit with your car? - GoFuckYourself.com

Antonio · 09-06-2005, 08:52 AM

so far I only had one funny looking bird caught under my car, but it just rolled over a few times and then flew away, so my guess is it wasn't inured at all

KingK7 · 09-06-2005, 08:54 AM

I hit a little deer once, like Bambi. Hit it with the corner of the bumper, and then it flew 5-6 meters out into the forest.

Juicy D. Links · 09-06-2005, 08:54 AM

Squirrels, monkeys , raccoons, my neighbor

Penrod · 09-06-2005, 08:54 AM

I hit an owl once. It stuck under the windsheild wiper. I was driving South out of Colorado Springs and had a few hour drive. He stayed with me the whole way.

I also hit an Armadillo once. Dented the gas tank on the car.

panchodog's izzy · 09-06-2005, 08:56 AM

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Originally Posted by KingK7

I hit a little deer once, like Bambi. Hit it with the corner of the bumper, and then it flew 5-6 meters out into the forest.

YOU KILLED BAMBI!

EroticySteve · 09-06-2005, 08:56 AM

A cat, a bird, a frog.

abz · 09-06-2005, 08:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Penrod

I hit an owl once. It stuck under the windsheild wiper. I was driving South out of Colorado Springs and had a few hour drive. He stayed with me the whole way.

I also hit an Armadillo once. Dented the gas tank on the car.

damn lazy fucker owl

gangbangjoe · 09-06-2005, 09:00 AM

<<-- with the windshield

<--- with my license plate

KingK7 · 09-06-2005, 09:01 AM

Gunni · 09-06-2005, 09:01 AM

just birds, my brother ran over a sheep the other day, but then again, he drives something like this

DutchTeenCash · 09-06-2005, 09:02 AM

zero and I tend to keep it like that

Shaddam IV · 09-06-2005, 09:02 AM

ran over a bag of kittens once.

man, it wasnt a pretty sight to look at.

Alky · 09-06-2005, 09:02 AM

i hit a hawk once at night, its wing span seemed atleast 3 feet across, i felt bad

Antonio · 09-06-2005, 09:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Penrod

I hit an owl once. It stuck under the windsheild wiper. I was driving South out of Colorado Springs and had a few hour drive. He stayed with me the whole way.

I also hit an Armadillo once. Dented the gas tank on the car.

haha
I drove wtih a huge lizard on my wiper for like 2-3 hours once, the thing was so big, there was no fucking way I was coming close to it, I even tried taking pictures with my cellphone while I was driving

Basic_man · 09-06-2005, 12:45 PM

Just a butterfly...hehe...and some fly I think

High Plains Drifter · 09-06-2005, 12:47 PM

I've hit a deer before... its not a good feeling.

PenisFace · 09-06-2005, 12:48 PM

The other night I was driving home from the friday night drag races and saw something running across the road. I swerved real quick to avoid hitting it. About a mile up the road, I see the same thing running across the road. What the fuck? Again, about a mile up, the same thing runs across the road. So what was it? Beer cans being thrown out of a big rig in front of me, that, when rolling, sort of resembled something running across the road

Mr Pheer · 09-06-2005, 12:48 PM

frogs, snakes, raccoons, a few birds and a deer

Scott McD · 09-06-2005, 12:49 PM

Nothing. So far....

HDADULT · 09-06-2005, 12:51 PM

several kittens....was horible here the little bumps

a1ka1ine · 09-06-2005, 12:54 PM

i pigeon flew into my car and a couple feathers came through the fans!

Funbrunette · 09-06-2005, 12:56 PM

This thread is making me sad!

[illnet]-Tracie · 09-06-2005, 01:01 PM

a cat and an armadillo...

a1ka1ine · 09-06-2005, 01:02 PM

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Originally Posted by [illnet]-Tracie

a cat and an armadillo...

armoured dildo?

fudpuck · 09-06-2005, 01:04 PM

Birds, opossums, raccoons, squirrels, deer, maybe a fox...and lots of frogs.

One time a friend and I were out late driving around backroads down by the river. There had been a flood over the road a little while earlier, and it seems that all the frogs had laid eggs on the oppositie side of the road from the river. So when they hatched, there were just thousands of frogs hopping across the road. It took us a minute to even figure out what they were, but you could just hear them pop and crackle under the tires. It wasn't pretty.

fudpuck · 09-06-2005, 01:09 PM

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Originally Posted by gangbangjoe

<<-- with the windshield

I had one of these hanging out of my grill the other day. I didn't even know I hit it until somebody pointed out to me.

bdld · 09-06-2005, 01:19 PM

only humans so far.

kmanrox · 09-06-2005, 01:20 PM

i almost ran over my exwife.... shes an animal fa sure

WarChild · 09-06-2005, 01:24 PM

I hit a cat once many years ago that literally darted out of nowhere. I ended up putting it down with a tire iron because it was literally flattened in the middle where the tire hit it. Girlfriend in the car was not impressed.

I also hit a deer on a foggy back road. I hit it pretty hard in a car with a wedge shaped front end, fortunetly knocking it straight out of the way and not up over the windshield. Couldn't find it after I stopped, it probably ran off in shock and died. When I reported it to insruance they asked me I had been drinking to which I replied "Know, but it looked a little tipsy". I had to prove it was an animal I hit, and luckily enough there were still deer hairs embadded in the bumper.

Kla wolven · 09-06-2005, 02:13 PM

I hit myself... :D
i hit the policeman
i've thought it was a monster......lolz joke

nothing but fly or insect..

After Shock Media · 09-06-2005, 02:20 PM

Way to many damn things.
Aside from the normal assortment of lizards, frogs, insects, quail, and assorted birds I have the following on my list in order of how bad it fucked up the car.
Cat.
Dog.
Racoon *feel from a tree and hit windsheild.
Emu *hopped a farmers fence, darted across road and went flying.
Steer. *Most fucked up possible, caved in front of car. Destroyed hood, rolled up and smashed drivers side of roof and windshield. Car was totaled out by insurance.

spanky part 2 · 09-06-2005, 02:25 PM

I kid you not, I have a friend that lives in Oregon and hit an Emu.

One of those big ostrich looking things. I guess there was a farm nearby.

I guess the policeman that came to the scene, thought she was drunk because they didn't find the bird til the next day. Who would belive someone who said they hit an Emu, in Oregon.

I loved her analogy. She said she was driving and all of a sudden there was a vegas showgirl in front of her car.

Sosa · 09-06-2005, 02:27 PM

some big ass bird flew into me while I was coming around a corner going 70mph. Wind was blowing right into the same side it hit so it hit pretty hard. Sounded like a fucking bowling ball hitting something. Big ass dent in my caddy.

After Shock Media · 09-06-2005, 02:27 PM

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Originally Posted by spanky part 2

I kid you not, I have a friend that lives in Oregon and hit an Emu.

One of those big ostrich looking things. I guess there was a farm nearby.

I guess the policeman that came to the scene, thought she was drunk because they didn't find the bird til the next day. Who would belive someone who said they hit an Emu, in Oregon.

I loved her analogy. She said she was driving and all of a sudden there was a vegas showgirl in front of her car.

I feel for her. The damn cops would not believe me at first either. The emu had vanished. Thankfully another broke free and came into the road as they were getting very annoyed with me.

Dagwolf · 09-06-2005, 02:32 PM

One kitten

One medium-sized bird, and once I almost hit a snowy owl... He swooped up over the windshield at the last instant, missing by inches.

hilly · 09-06-2005, 02:33 PM

I ran over a cat once. I was late for work, and couldnt stop to see how hurt it was.
Sorry cat.

LittleSassy · 09-06-2005, 02:53 PM

so far, a dog, a cat and a stupid chicken who flew right into us...

Th!nk · 09-07-2005, 02:52 AM

none so far....

cambaby · 09-07-2005, 02:56 AM

Ive run over some hippies in a bulldozer before. Oops.

webcrawler · 09-07-2005, 03:22 AM

haven't hit one.

gangbangjoe · 09-07-2005, 03:48 AM

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Originally Posted by cambaby

Ive run over some hippies in a bulldozer before. Oops.

shut your peehole assclown

Vitasoy · 09-07-2005, 06:26 AM

Knock on wood. I don't think I hit any..

Rinaldo · 09-07-2005, 07:36 AM

Two birds flew under our car, one came out the other side, we drove for another hour, all of a sudden the car starts smoking, we pull over, look unde the hood and what do we find? bright yellow bird with his head caught in the radiator, little fucker caught himself on fire.

2257-Ben · 09-07-2005, 07:39 AM

My wife hit a hawk in the car last week. Scared the hell out of her.

MikeVega · 09-07-2005, 07:39 AM

is a homeless man an animal ??

CherryLipsRosa · 09-07-2005, 10:37 AM

mosquitoes lol

Manowar · 09-07-2005, 10:39 AM

i murdered a bird with my scoop

oh yeah

cambaby · 09-07-2005, 12:56 PM

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Originally Posted by MikeVega

is a homeless man an animal ??

Only if he is black

Stamen · 09-07-2005, 01:31 PM

I hit a rabbit once, left a bloodstain on my bumper, but thats about it.

I don't know if it counts, but when I was 13 I was riding my bike down the street and it scared a bird out of a bush I was passing, and it flew out and got hit by a car.

SmokeyTheBear · 09-14-2005, 10:51 PM

I hit a moose onetime.

09-06-2005, 08:52 AM	#1
Antonio Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Spartaaaaaaaaa Posts: 14,136	what animals have you hit with your car? so far I only had one funny looking bird caught under my car, but it just rolled over a few times and then flew away, so my guess is it wasn't inured at all

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09-06-2005, 08:54 AM	#2
KingK7 Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 6,372	I hit a little deer once, like Bambi. Hit it with the corner of the bumper, and then it flew 5-6 meters out into the forest.

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Penrod Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 3,578	I hit an owl once. It stuck under the windsheild wiper. I was driving South out of Colorado Springs and had a few hour drive. He stayed with me the whole way. I also hit an Armadillo once. Dented the gas tank on the car.

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Gunni Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Barcelona Posts: 2,385	just birds, my brother ran over a sheep the other day, but then again, he drives something like this

09-06-2005, 09:02 AM	#12
Shaddam IV So Fucking Banned Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 810	ran over a bag of kittens once. man, it wasnt a pretty sight to look at.

09-06-2005, 09:02 AM	#13
Alky Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Houston Posts: 5,651	i hit a hawk once at night, its wing span seemed atleast 3 feet across, i felt bad

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PenisFace Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Vancouver Posts: 3,774	The other night I was driving home from the friday night drag races and saw something running across the road. I swerved real quick to avoid hitting it. About a mile up the road, I see the same thing running across the road. What the fuck? Again, about a mile up, the same thing runs across the road. So what was it? Beer cans being thrown out of a big rig in front of me, that, when rolling, sort of resembled something running across the road __________________ Need custom blog posts or articles? Hit me up: Blog And Article Writer Yes, I can do any kind of custom orders, too! ICQ: 641204000

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Mr Pheer Retired Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 21,257	frogs, snakes, raccoons, a few birds and a deer __________________ 2 lifeguards for Jessica

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HDADULT Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 1,152	several kittens....was horible here the little bumps

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a1ka1ine Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 3,387	i pigeon flew into my car and a couple feathers came through the fans!

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fudpuck Confirmed User Join Date: May 2004 Location: the woodwork Posts: 885	Birds, opossums, raccoons, squirrels, deer, maybe a fox...and lots of frogs. One time a friend and I were out late driving around backroads down by the river. There had been a flood over the road a little while earlier, and it seems that all the frogs had laid eggs on the oppositie side of the road from the river. So when they hatched, there were just thousands of frogs hopping across the road. It took us a minute to even figure out what they were, but you could just hear them pop and crackle under the tires. It wasn't pretty. __________________ AMK Hosting - 3.2Ghz, 1GB RAM, 2x300GB RAID1 + 10Mbps for $249mo. ICQ: 15898919 - Ask me about remote backups for your data.

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bdld $100,000 Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 11,452	only humans so far.

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WarChild Let slip the dogs of war. Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Bermuda Posts: 17,263	I hit a cat once many years ago that literally darted out of nowhere. I ended up putting it down with a tire iron because it was literally flattened in the middle where the tire hit it. Girlfriend in the car was not impressed. I also hit a deer on a foggy back road. I hit it pretty hard in a car with a wedge shaped front end, fortunetly knocking it straight out of the way and not up over the windshield. Couldn't find it after I stopped, it probably ran off in shock and died. When I reported it to insruance they asked me I had been drinking to which I replied "Know, but it looked a little tipsy". I had to prove it was an animal I hit, and luckily enough there were still deer hairs embadded in the bumper. __________________ .

09-06-2005, 02:13 PM	#30
Kla wolven Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: near somewhere Posts: 457	I hit myself... :D i hit the policeman i've thought it was a monster......lolz joke nothing but fly or insect..

09-06-2005, 02:20 PM	#31
After Shock Media It's coming look busy Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn". Posts: 35,299	Way to many damn things. Aside from the normal assortment of lizards, frogs, insects, quail, and assorted birds I have the following on my list in order of how bad it fucked up the car. Cat. Dog. Racoon feel from a tree and hit windsheild. Emu hopped a farmers fence, darted across road and went flying. Steer. *Most fucked up possible, caved in front of car. Destroyed hood, rolled up and smashed drivers side of roof and windshield. Car was totaled out by insurance. __________________ [email protected] ICQ:135982156 AIM: Aftershockmed1a MSN: [email protected]

09-06-2005, 02:25 PM	#32
spanky part 2 Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 1,981	I kid you not, I have a friend that lives in Oregon and hit an Emu. One of those big ostrich looking things. I guess there was a farm nearby. I guess the policeman that came to the scene, thought she was drunk because they didn't find the bird til the next day. Who would belive someone who said they hit an Emu, in Oregon. I loved her analogy. She said she was driving and all of a sudden there was a vegas showgirl in front of her car.

09-06-2005, 02:27 PM	#33
Sosa In Tushy Land Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Nebraska Posts: 40,149	some big ass bird flew into me while I was coming around a corner going 70mph. Wind was blowing right into the same side it hit so it hit pretty hard. Sounded like a fucking bowling ball hitting something. Big ass dent in my caddy.

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Dagwolf President of Canada Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Leaving Hell, Entering Limbo Posts: 23,141	One kitten One medium-sized bird, and once I almost hit a snowy owl... He swooped up over the windshield at the last instant, missing by inches. __________________ Sleep well, and dream of large women.

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hilly Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 867	I ran over a cat once. I was late for work, and couldnt stop to see how hurt it was. Sorry cat.

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Th!nk Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 6,996	none so far....

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cambaby So Fucking Banned Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: CR Posts: 3,141	Ive run over some hippies in a bulldozer before. Oops.

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