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02-22-2002, 11:55 AM
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WARNING! FUNNY SHIT AHEAD!Don't read while operating machinery!
Or you'll spill it laughing too hard! Read this stuff, it's great!
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02-22-2002, 12:32 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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.... hahaha, this is so fucking funny, hit CONTROL+W and the text starts changing colors !!!
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02-22-2002, 12:38 PM
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02-22-2002, 01:08 PM
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