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  • MuleScrote
    Confirmed User
    • Dec 2002
    • 4601
    #1

    One well used wife for sale...

    Juicy is sending me a fleshlight...


    I have no more use for the bitch.
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    • Mike Okitch
      Confirmed User
      • May 2004
      • 4126
      #2
      Your fleshlight won't bring you a cold one during the game.

      You should reconsider.
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        • MuleScrote
          Confirmed User
          • Dec 2002
          • 4601
          #3
          Wife doesn't do that for me, so............
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            • Mike Okitch
              Confirmed User
              • May 2004
              • 4126
              #4
              Originally posted by MuleScrote
              Wife doesn't do that for me, so............
              so why did you get married in the first place?
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                • MuleScrote
                  Confirmed User
                  • Dec 2002
                  • 4601
                  #5
                  Originally posted by Mike Okitch
                  so why did you get married in the first place?

                  Maybe if you read my original post...
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                    • fetishblog
                      Confirmed User
                      • Sep 2005
                      • 5995
                      #6
                      Fuck a fleshlight. Get a Real Doll.

                      Fling.com doesn't steal your traffic and sales unlike some other dating companies. I promote them, and so should you!

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                        • Sosa
                          In Tushy Land
                          • Oct 2002
                          • 40149
                          #7
                          fleshlight this, fleshlight that lol

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                            • Mike Okitch
                              Confirmed User
                              • May 2004
                              • 4126
                              #8
                              Originally posted by MuleScrote
                              Maybe if you read my original post...
                              Fair enough.

                              Pics?
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                                • MuleScrote
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Dec 2002
                                  • 4601
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by fetishblog
                                  Fuck a fleshlight. Get a Real Doll.

                                  Can't afford it...but I'd give one a go!
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                                    • MuleScrote
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Dec 2002
                                      • 4601
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by Mike Okitch
                                      Fair enough.

                                      Pics?

















                                      j/k...she's attractive, just don't have any good pics on the computer and "dirty" polaroids don't scan too well.
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                                        • Brent_Moe
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Nov 2005
                                          • 646
                                          #11
                                          ...and you think someone's gonna buy her?

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                                            • tristan_D
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Jul 2005
                                              • 7865
                                              #12
                                              at some point fleshlight is better than the real thing.
                                              Increase your sales. Up to $4 per click.

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                                                • DamageX
                                                  Marketing & Strategy
                                                  • Jun 2001
                                                  • 14293
                                                  #13
                                                  Fuck, who's gonna cook and do the dishes for you now?
                                                  Whitehat is for chumps

                                                  If you don't do it, somebody else will - true story!

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