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  • adder
    Registered User
    • Sep 2005
    • 99

    #1

    Uncle Ben sold his business

    Folks,

    Did you know that Uncle Ben doesn't make pasta any more? He sold his business and bough a Mercedes. If you do not believe me, you must believe JokesAdder.Com
    These guys know everything!!!

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  • princess
    Confirmed User
    • Feb 2001
    • 1939

    #2
    lol too funny
    *HUGS*!
    Marsha

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    • sonofsam
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Dec 2004
      • 18644

      #3
      You fucking suck at the internet. Unplug your computer.
      I like turtles.

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      • Ninja Scripts
        Confirmed User
        • Jul 2005
        • 1032

        #4
        Not funny, I'm sure those with an IQ of 60 get a laugh though.

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        • sonofsam
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Dec 2004
          • 18644

          #5
          No dude, seriously... turn off your computer.
          I like turtles.

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          • Ninja Scripts
            Confirmed User
            • Jul 2005
            • 1032

            #6
            Originally posted by sonofsam
            No dude, seriously... turn off your computer.
            You didn't laugh at the Uncle Benz joke either?

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            • sonofsam
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Dec 2004
              • 18644

              #7
              Originally posted by Ninja Scripts
              You didn't laugh at the Uncle Benz joke either?
              It was the first time i actually contemplated suicide as a direct result of a joke... thats how bad it was
              I like turtles.

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              • adder
                Registered User
                • Sep 2005
                • 99

                #8
                so what? kill me if you can catch me :P
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                • u-Bob
                  there's no $$$ in porn
                  • Jul 2005
                  • 33063

                  #9
                  I don't get it..

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                  • adder
                    Registered User
                    • Sep 2005
                    • 99

                    #10
                    Originally posted by u-Bob
                    I don't get it..
                    That's because you eat too much of Uncle Ben's Pasta
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                    • Ninja Scripts
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jul 2005
                      • 1032

                      #11
                      Originally posted by sonofsam
                      It was the first time i actually contemplated suicide as a direct result of a joke... thats how bad it was
                      Interesting, my reaction was wanting to drop kick the topic started in the nuts.




                      Twice.

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                      • sonofsam
                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                        • Dec 2004
                        • 18644

                        #12
                        adder if you feel like cyber sexing

                        i'm 18/f/cali/model/pics/webcam/cheerleader/niceass/
                        I like turtles.

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                        • adder
                          Registered User
                          • Sep 2005
                          • 99

                          #13
                          Originally posted by sonofsam
                          adder if you feel like cyber sexing

                          i'm 18/f/cali/model/pics/webcam/cheerleader/niceass/
                          No cyber sexing!!! Come to London-town and I'll stick a real big d*** into you... in case you're a girl. In case you're a man, I shall commit an act of violence upon your poor soul!
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                          • Ninja Scripts
                            Confirmed User
                            • Jul 2005
                            • 1032

                            #14
                            Originally posted by adder
                            No cyber sexing!!! Come to London-town and I'll stick a real big d*** into you... in case you're a girl. In case you're a man, I shall commit an act of violence upon your poor soul!
                            Yah the nick SONofsam is a girl.

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                            • adder
                              Registered User
                              • Sep 2005
                              • 99

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Ninja Scripts
                              Yah the nick SONofsam is a girl.
                              Are you sure, mate?
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                              • jcsucka
                                Registered User
                                • May 2005
                                • 26

                                #16

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                                • TheSenator
                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                  • Feb 2003
                                  • 13340

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by sonofsam
                                  You fucking suck at the internet. Unplug your computer.

                                  hahhaha 8chr
                                  ISeekGirls.com since 2005

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                                  • Babagirls
                                    Text Writer
                                    • Feb 2001
                                    • 18812

                                    #18
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                                    • Dalai lama
                                      Strength and Honor
                                      • Jul 2004
                                      • 16540

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by jcsucka
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                                      • adder
                                        Registered User
                                        • Sep 2005
                                        • 99

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by jcsucka
                                        I want this sheila!

                                        I must have her!

                                        Gimme her address!
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                                        • ssp
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jan 2005
                                          • 7990

                                          #21

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                                          • Doctor Dre
                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                            • Jan 2001
                                            • 51692

                                            #22
                                            I never knew that he made any pastas ...
                                            Originally posted by rayadp05
                                            I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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                                            • x-vision
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Nov 2002
                                              • 1013

                                              #23
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