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Adult Site Traffic · 09-13-2005, 08:41 PM

So I have limited myself to one "premium" Puro per night. I'm talking a 5 x 52 or 54 ring gauge premium smoke that'll make you slap your mom. I really like the big Cohiba presentation class torpedos but a couple weeks ago I got some cigars that are coming from Esteli Nicaragua, about 2 hours from Managua.

Went down as VIP to a friend's club last Friday night and brought him one too. His half brother is Cuban and he spends a lot of time in Havana also so he knows a great smoke. Well, he smoked this Nica with his eyes half closed and you'd feel guilty even talking to him while it was on.

So..

My dealer gets 2 more boxes of these Nicas in, same brand, different line. Of course I bought one of each. One is a Rothchild which I smoked last night. It was good. Woodsy and a bit leathery. Fine smoke.

Well, I went down to the beach tonight and fired up this big 54 guage Belicoso. Had a rough start, but a lot of them do. No biggie. But instead of getting better, it got worse. Worse I mean almost bad enough to throw away. It burned stupid. It was hot. It taste like shit. It wouldn't stay lit. It turned off with no warning..

Well, a lot of cigars turn off. That's what they do and they're better when you cool them and re-fire them. Not this one. I relit it, or tried to. It relit like shit, it tasted like shit and it got worse. 2/3 done it WAS bad enough to throw away. Fuck it.

I'm going to go tell my guy tomorrow to sell those dirty rotten fuckers to the tourists and make room on the shelf for something good.

I'm gonna to go smoke a 5 peso Mexican cigar now to wash out my foul mouth. I hope tomorrow is better

A-S-T

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SquireMD · 09-13-2005, 08:46 PM

the padron anniversarios are better than anything coming out of cuba nowadays...even the monte. #2...

throwdown · 09-13-2005, 08:48 PM

i never was big into cigars but i like Macanudos

Adult Site Traffic · 09-13-2005, 08:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SquireMD

the padron anniversarios are better than anything coming out of cuba nowadays...even the monte. #2...

I don't think I can get them here, I haven't seen them. Speaking of anniversarios there's a little Mexican Te Amo Anniversario 99 vintage here that I just crave. Small guage, maybe 25 and 4 1/2 inches. Cheap, about 40 pesos. Nice "day" cigar.

If you get the chance smoke a Drew Estate La Vieja Habana Robusto in the aluminum tube. I swear to all the gods that's one of the best cigars I ever smoked. Cheap enough, maybe 10 - 12 bucks in the states. Drew Nica took 3 of the top 5 awards in the world last year.

Honduras took number one and Cohiba 2003 Double Corona took 4th.

Tomorrow nite will be nice .

SquireMD · 09-13-2005, 08:59 PM

AST, where are you? mexico?

hit me up on icq

J-$ · 09-13-2005, 09:51 PM

fuckin big shot drama queen
fuckin pay someone to "warn" him and stop bein an attention whore
that said, have a nice day

Adult Site Traffic · 09-13-2005, 10:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J-$

fuckin big shot drama queen
fuckin pay someone to "warn" him and stop bein an attention whore
that said, have a nice day

Shut the fuck up you sticky piece of fucking shit troll nic. There. You have all the attention you deserve from me, now go away and disappear like a fart in a wind storm. How's that for attention bitch?

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grumpy · 09-13-2005, 11:19 PM

you were smoking a banana

09-13-2005, 08:41 PM	#1
Adult Site Traffic Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: South-East of the Border of Disorder Posts: 5,093	I feel like someone shot my dog. I think I'm gonna cry. So I have limited myself to one "premium" Puro per night. I'm talking a 5 x 52 or 54 ring gauge premium smoke that'll make you slap your mom. I really like the big Cohiba presentation class torpedos but a couple weeks ago I got some cigars that are coming from Esteli Nicaragua, about 2 hours from Managua. Went down as VIP to a friend's club last Friday night and brought him one too. His half brother is Cuban and he spends a lot of time in Havana also so he knows a great smoke. Well, he smoked this Nica with his eyes half closed and you'd feel guilty even talking to him while it was on. So.. My dealer gets 2 more boxes of these Nicas in, same brand, different line. Of course I bought one of each. One is a Rothchild which I smoked last night. It was good. Woodsy and a bit leathery. Fine smoke. Well, I went down to the beach tonight and fired up this big 54 guage Belicoso. Had a rough start, but a lot of them do. No biggie. But instead of getting better, it got worse. Worse I mean almost bad enough to throw away. It burned stupid. It was hot. It taste like shit. It wouldn't stay lit. It turned off with no warning.. Well, a lot of cigars turn off. That's what they do and they're better when you cool them and re-fire them. Not this one. I relit it, or tried to. It relit like shit, it tasted like shit and it got worse. 2/3 done it WAS bad enough to throw away. Fuck it. I'm going to go tell my guy tomorrow to sell those dirty rotten fuckers to the tourists and make room on the shelf for something good. I'm gonna to go smoke a 5 peso Mexican cigar now to wash out my foul mouth. I hope tomorrow is better A-S-T . __________________ ALL Domains and Websites are GOING AWAY NOW! Ask me! Many great domains, mainstream and adult, some complete sites with databases, some names with traffic and PR, some investment quality names. Come take a look! { Traffic Orders: Please go here } .:: SHARPEN the Elite - BURN the leftovers! Ooh-Rah!! ::.

09-13-2005, 09:51 PM	#6
J-$ Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 2,090	fuckin big shot drama queen fuckin pay someone to "warn" him and stop bein an attention whore that said, have a nice day __________________

09-13-2005, 11:19 PM	#8
grumpy Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Holland Posts: 9,870	you were smoking a banana __________________ Don't let greediness blur your vision \| You gotta let some shit slide icq - 441-456-888

09-13-2005, 08:46 PM	#2
SquireMD ICQ # 229-616-436 Join Date: May 2005 Location: Land of Marion Barry Posts: 794	the padron anniversarios are better than anything coming out of cuba nowadays...even the monte. #2...

09-13-2005, 08:48 PM	#3
throwdown So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: dirty south Posts: 997	i never was big into cigars but i like Macanudos

09-13-2005, 08:59 PM	#5
SquireMD ICQ # 229-616-436 Join Date: May 2005 Location: Land of Marion Barry Posts: 794	AST, where are you? mexico? hit me up on icq