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  • Semi-Retired-Dave
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Apr 2004
    • 11190
    #1

    Transporter 2 the Movie...

    Not to dis the movie, I know Jason Statham personally. I think he is a great actor and I like a lot of his movies, but...

    In this movie, I found out my audi is Bullet Proof, and that I can crash though a parking structure wall, drop 50 floors, land perfect and not have a scratch on my car. (not one single scratch)

    I also found out that I can stick my ipod in my car and send you guys photos as long as you are on any computer.

    Since I have been flying a lot, I feel a lot safer now knowing a jet can crash into the ocean and I can just swim out of it.

    If you haven't seen it, see it.
    But just like Fake Boobs, we know their fake but we enjoy them.
    They just got a little too hollywood on this one. But it was still ok.
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    • Mako
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      • Jul 2004
      • 1986
      #2


      Well put. At least the M-Roadster scene was nice...

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        • VAIRES
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          • Aug 2005
          • 292
          #3
          The movie was awesome, the whole audience, both times i saw the movie, was like bullshit at the scene with the bomb under the car, lol
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            • Pleasurepays
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              • Aug 2002
              • 11913
              #4
              i like that guy but that movie was one of the biggest pieces of shit i have ever seen in my life. all those guys like luke besson, john woo etc get famous putting great movies together in thier own countries on a shoe string budget - then get some hollywood money and start making absolute crap.

              the problems with transporter 2 are just too many to list and dont even get me started about the obviously fake, digital plane or the stupid stunt of scraping the bomb off the bottom of the car while spinning through the air... or the fact that the car was shot hundreds of times and never had so much as a scratch on it. ... or the fight scenes inside the plane where for a while it showed the plane is spinning out of control and even tumbling - yet they are standing on two feet fighting. - the plane crash???? hello!!! they hit the water doing about 300 knots and he dives head first away from the impact as if the plane was standing still.

              good fight scenes, well choreographed and well acted - but the rest of the movie was complete shit.

              Last edited by Pleasurepays; 09-12-2005, 12:01 AM.

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                • BigCashCrew Dude
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                  • Jun 2005
                  • 465
                  #5
                  hahaha, i was contemplating seeing it...now I will wait for the dvd

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                    • MrJackMeHoff
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                      • Mar 2004
                      • 4569
                      #6
                      it sucks monkey balls

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                        • candyflip
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                          • Jul 2002
                          • 43069
                          #7
                          Saw it and said all the same things.

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                            • Ace-wtf
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                              • Jun 2005
                              • 2983
                              #8
                              the first one was bad

                              the second one, is problably no exception

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                                • xclusive
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                                  • Apr 2004
                                  • 35218
                                  #9
                                  first one was fun but this one sounds shitty

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                                    • reed_4
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                                      • Jul 2005
                                      • 9640
                                      #10
                                      nice criticism. :

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                                        • Antonio
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                                          • Oct 2001
                                          • 14136
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by Ace-imlive
                                          the first one was bad

                                          the second one, is problably no exception
                                          yea, I didn't like the first one too

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                                            • u-Bob
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                                              • Jul 2005
                                              • 33063
                                              #12
                                              I liked the first one, haven't seen the second one yet...

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                                                • wedouglas
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                                                  • Aug 2004
                                                  • 5921
                                                  #13
                                                  I got the first one queued in netflix.

                                                  But lets be honest, you probbaly didnt go in hoping for a realistic drama. I want to see it simply for fun action sequences.

                                                  He's a good actor, and if I'm not mistaken, there is a hot female villian in it.

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                                                    • Funbrunette
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                                                      • May 2002
                                                      • 4834
                                                      #14
                                                      I loved the first one... There's something about that guy that drives me wild....
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                                                        • crockett
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                                                          • May 2003
                                                          • 76818
                                                          #15
                                                          shouldn't the first one been a fair warning?
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                                                            • khs
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                                                              • Feb 2005
                                                              • 1730
                                                              #16
                                                              this movie was like a porn flick, totally outrageous and would never happen in real life
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                                                                • Rinaldo
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                                                                  • Sep 2003
                                                                  • 5086
                                                                  #17
                                                                  I like the main charecter a lot and to be honest the only thing I could think of during that horrendous movie was "Poor guy I hope this doesn't ruin his career"

                                                                  Becuase let's be honest, the movie was entertaining but fuck it sucked ass

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                                                                    • Semi-Retired-Dave
                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                      • Apr 2004
                                                                      • 11190
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by Pleasurepays
                                                                      i like that guy but that movie was one of the biggest pieces of shit i have ever seen in my life. all those guys like luke besson, john woo etc get famous putting great movies together in thier own countries on a shoe string budget - then get some hollywood money and start making absolute crap.

                                                                      the problems with transporter 2 are just too many to list and dont even get me started about the obviously fake, digital plane or the stupid stunt of scraping the bomb off the bottom of the car while spinning through the air... or the fact that the car was shot hundreds of times and never had so much as a scratch on it. ... or the fight scenes inside the plane where for a while it showed the plane is spinning out of control and even tumbling - yet they are standing on two feet fighting. - the plane crash???? hello!!! they hit the water doing about 300 knots and he dives head first away from the impact as if the plane was standing still.

                                                                      good fight scenes, well choreographed and well acted - but the rest of the movie was complete shit.

                                                                      Very well said.
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                                                                        • GTS Mark
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                                                                          • Jan 2001
                                                                          • 20912
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Worst movie of the year... Fucking just AWFUL!!!

                                                                          DH

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                                                                            • Honez
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                                                                              • Apr 2003
                                                                              • 6636
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Who cares how bad the movie is. He looks *hot* in a suit!
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                                                                                • Fresh
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                                                                                  • Mar 2005
                                                                                  • 4920
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by Mako


                                                                                  Well put. At least the M-Roadster scene was nice...
                                                                                  there was a M roadster scene??? NICE!!


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                                                                                    • Jay
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                                                                                      • Jul 2001
                                                                                      • 1131
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Well I guess I will be waiting for this one to hit cable. I have the first one on DVD and I liked it. I am disappointed to hear part 2 sucks....
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                                                                                        • Just_Dave
                                                                                          Its almost time
                                                                                          • Dec 2002
                                                                                          • 13009
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          that was funny stuff dave

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                                                                                            • wdsguy
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                                                                                              • Dec 2002
                                                                                              • 19568
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              the first one was way better.

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                                                                                                • tristan_D
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                                                                                                  • Jul 2005
                                                                                                  • 7865
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  I saw the first one and thought it sucks so why would I care about the second one. I'm even wondering why did they decide to come up with a sequel.
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                                                                                                    • evildick
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Originally posted by DrinkingMODerately
                                                                                                      Worst movie of the year... Fucking just AWFUL!!!

                                                                                                      DH
                                                                                                      Dam, that bad? Did you like the first one at all?

                                                                                                      I was surprised how good the the first one was when I caught it on the satellite last year, so I was hoping to check this one out in the theater.

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                                                                                                        • Pleasurepays
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                                                                                                          • Aug 2002
                                                                                                          • 11913
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Originally posted by evildick
                                                                                                          Dam, that bad? Did you like the first one at all?

                                                                                                          I was surprised how good the the first one was when I caught it on the satellite last year, so I was hoping to check this one out in the theater.

                                                                                                          dude, i like the first movie... i watch it all the time while doing cardio - a lot of fast, consistent action. this movie was like real people acting out a cartoon.

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                                                                                                            • PixeLs
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                                                                                                              • Jul 2005
                                                                                                              • 11922
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              The first one wasn't that bad at all. I think this second one is also great. I better see this soon.

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                                                                                                                • Kanon
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                                                                                                                  • May 2005
                                                                                                                  • 91
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  I thought it was great, but I don't require my action films to have consistancy or anything as long as they keep the...action going. Heh.

                                                                                                                  As for the cars with no damage, blame the car companies for that. They generally have a rule where no one is allowed to show damage to a car, I guess so they can keep thier nice cars looking fresh. Heavin forbid they actually portray them as being dentable...

                                                                                                                  This is also why games like Project Gotham and Gran Turismo don't show physical damage [PGR has the 'life bar'] anymore.

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                                                                                                                    • V_RocKs
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                                                                                                                      • Nov 2003
                                                                                                                      • 32449
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      is it wrong to illegally download shitty movies?

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                                                                                                                        • Odin88
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                                                                                                                          • Jul 2003
                                                                                                                          • 3267
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Originally posted by DrinkingMODerately
                                                                                                                          Worst movie of the year... Fucking just AWFUL!!!

                                                                                                                          DH

                                                                                                                          I guess you haven't seen 'Stealth' yet?

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                                                                                                                            • woj
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                                                                                                                              • 47882
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Originally posted by V_RocKs
                                                                                                                              is it wrong to illegally download shitty movies?
                                                                                                                              No, if you get into any trouble, you can always counter sue for wasted time watching a stupid movie
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                                                                                                                                • reed_4
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                                                                                                                                  • Jul 2005
                                                                                                                                  • 9640
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Jason Statham is a very promising action star.

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                                                                                                                                    • StephanieTD
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                                                                                                                                      • Aug 2005
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                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Ugghh. WHY would they even make a sequel?!? .. Jason Statham is hot as balls but fuckin' hell.. the 1st movie was crap!
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                                                                                                                                        • tranza
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                                                                                                                                          • Jun 2003
                                                                                                                                          • 57559
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          i lked the first one, it was't that bad
                                                                                                                                          I'm just a newbie.

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