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im fuckin hungry

02-20-2002, 07:32 PM

my god damn trainer trying to get me to gain mass told me to stop eatin like a girl..... so now im eating a microwave dinner like once an hour, and i still aint gaining any weight but i am eating like a fucking heaffer..... i am a food fiend now... like crack, but with food....

i have found a weakness alas.....

fuck....

this must be how AaronM started =-(

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02-20-2002, 07:34 PM

I'm also hungry.
I don't need to gain weight.

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02-20-2002, 07:35 PM

I think Im on the Brad Shaw diet myself.

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02-20-2002, 07:36 PM

It is tough man. I have to eat regularly to maintain my figure.
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02-20-2002, 07:40 PM

Originally posted by AaronM
It is tough man. I have to eat regularly to maintain my figure.

Likewise. Almost daily.

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02-20-2002, 09:15 PM

Want mass? Try creatine! It'll kill your liver your kidneys and make you highly aggressive, but you'll gain mass.

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02-20-2002, 09:16 PM

i already use creatine =-)

its bad for your liver and kidneys?? wtf

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02-20-2002, 09:31 PM

Munch on some grindage!!

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02-20-2002, 09:35 PM

Originally posted by kmanrox
i already use creatine =-)

its bad for your liver and kidneys?? wtf

It's not bad for you. That's bullshit.
Just don't use it a lot, and I mean a LOT.
I used to use creatin, protein crap maltodextrine and all sorts of shit before I found internet and porn. Now.. I just practice my right arm, damn it's in good shape.

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02-20-2002, 09:36 PM

12:30 am

fuck it im going to IHOP
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02-20-2002, 09:38 PM

im thinking of drinking a few more shots of Patron, smoking some herbal goodness, then eating about 4 marie callenders microwave dinners ... mmmmmm marie callenders.......

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02-20-2002, 09:39 PM

Well it's 8:45am here... I've heard pussies sleep.
Dunno what's it gotta do with naything

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02-20-2002, 09:39 PM

Originally posted by kmanrox
im thinking of drinking a few more shots of Patron, smoking some herbal goodness, then eating about 4 marie callenders microwave dinners ... mmmmmm marie callenders.......

Dude throw that shit away and go to IHOP
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02-20-2002, 10:01 PM

im too lazy to go drivin

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02-20-2002, 10:04 PM

Im sick of microwave foods. I did that for a while when my car was fucked and didn't have a ride.
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02-20-2002, 10:06 PM

hehe im fine in the ride department, i just cant bring myself to go look for shoes and socks, and keys, and go to garage. drive, order, wait, eat, wait, pay, piss, get in car, drive, come home...

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02-20-2002, 10:06 PM

Originally posted by _!2_A_C_E_!2_}{
Want mass? Try creatine! It'll kill your liver your kidneys and make you highly aggressive, .

LOL! None of this is true..........

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02-20-2002, 10:08 PM

HUNGRY EH!?!?!

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02-20-2002, 10:09 PM

Hmmm or perhaps your looking for some greenery...

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02-20-2002, 10:10 PM

That fool wasting food just like that?
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02-20-2002, 10:11 PM

Originally posted by pr0
Hmmm or perhaps your looking for some greenery...

did BradleyShaw give your permission to post his pics?

oohh das yo ass mista postman!

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02-20-2002, 10:11 PM

Originally posted by pr0
Hmmm or perhaps your looking for some greenery...

Sweet! Swedish meatballs!

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02-20-2002, 10:12 PM

ok ok

im *not* hungry anymore, thx guys

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02-20-2002, 10:14 PM

Oh we're not done yet

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02-20-2002, 10:14 PM

Here is some inspiration:
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02-20-2002, 10:15 PM

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Oh we're not done yet

I don't know what the fuck is that, but it definitely nasty.
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02-20-2002, 10:18 PM

wheres the spaghetti?? i dont get it

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02-20-2002, 10:18 PM

Manure + Maggots = That pic

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02-20-2002, 10:21 PM

that's it... im hungry again now... the maggots... hmmm time for some Uncle Ben's Rice Bowl!!!

yessss!!!

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02-20-2002, 10:22 PM

Got some pointers for ya....

Im a 6ft+ 230lb guy...so i may be able to help.

Breakfast = SALAD BAR, just toss on as much turkey & ham sqaures as you can find. Top it off with some bacon bits.

Or

3 breakfast sandwhich's from BK.

Lunch = Footlong Sub...not one of those pussy ass veggie subs like Dereck from subway...he's a big fag.

Dinner = Combination of Salad bar & another footlong.

or

Captain D's/ Long John Silvers for their fried fish.

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02-20-2002, 10:24 PM

Oh yes...

Ben & Jerry's "Cherry Garcia"

Ben & Jerry's fat asses also make a great Cookie Dough contraption.

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02-20-2002, 10:25 PM

Originally posted by pr0
Got some pointers for ya....

Im a 6ft+ 230lb guy...so i may be able to help.

Breakfast = SALAD BAR, just toss on as much turkey & ham sqaures as you can find. Top it off with some bacon bits.

Or

3 breakfast sandwhich's from BK.

Lunch = Footlong Sub...not one of those pussy ass veggie subs like Dereck from subway...he's a big fag.

Dinner = Combination of Salad bar & another footlong.

or

Captain D's/ Long John Silvers for their fried fish.

Midnight Snack = BEEF FUCKING JERKEY

that's not a bad diet at all man =-)

could maybe use a lil less fat in it, but it sounds good.. jerky and subs (turkey not ham) are good for ya.... vitamins and myploex rock too =-)

nutri grain bars are good snack substitutes...

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02-20-2002, 10:36 PM

Breakfast= 8 eggs 6 whites 2 whole

mid morning= Ass blasting protein bar (low carbs)

Lunch= Lettuce wrap look like a fag, turkey or chicken sandwhich

Mid afternoon= Ass blasting gut bloating cause you cant shit it out protein bar

Dinner= Turkey, Chicken, Fish or Beef, and steamed Veggies

Evening= By now you cant fit in your jeans, cause you cant shit until you swallow some Goddamn Psyllium husk to push out the non-fibrous protein bars you have consumed all day, final protein bar.

Sound like a plan?
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02-20-2002, 11:00 PM

no fuck'n way. Kman has the munchies? ; -) I'm shocked!
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02-20-2002, 11:02 PM

Don't eat nuthin but hard boiled eggs.

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02-20-2002, 11:16 PM

Creatinenot bad for you...hmmmmm...it can stress the kidney. Trust me. It naturally occurs in meat, poultry, fish and other high protein foods. The problem being that many of the creatine products on the market can contain analgous compounds that are poorly systhesized. Can you say horrendous kidney stones?

If you want to gain mass naturally eat lots of protein and carbs before bed...your body will not break them down as completely during sleep, thus they will become fat. Then use a high weight low rep weight lifting regimen to burn this fat into bulk.

As far as the creatine thing goes. Do a bit of research and you'll find its not really healthy way to gain mass. Although I must admit it does the job QUICK! For a guy like kman whom I imagine cares very little about what chemicals he puts into his body, I'd say fuckit!

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02-21-2002, 06:44 AM

Originally posted by kmanrox
my god damn trainer trying to get me to gain mass told me to stop eatin like a girl..... so now im eating a microwave dinner like once an hour, and i still aint gaining any weight but i am eating like a fucking heaffer..... i am a food fiend now... like crack, but with food....

i have found a weakness alas.....

fuck....

this must be how AaronM started =-(

Kman - you need to eat calorically dense foods (things high in fat, like peanut butter) to "appease" your high metabolism.

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02-21-2002, 06:52 AM

You may hate them but i use them and its working for me.

Protien shakes can do wonders for gaining mass. 2 to 3 times a day with a vitamin suppliment.

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02-21-2002, 07:01 AM

My current diet. (Occasionally Drinking only water)

Breakfast - 9am

Anything I can find with a lot of carbs. Usually Pasta or those ramen noodle soups. (4) Egg whites.

Lunch - 12:30pm

Tuna sandwich (light mayo), baked potato.

Lunch2 - 4:00pm

low calory soup, (lipton)

Dinner - 8:00pm

Salad.. fat free dressing.

and go to the gym at night. its working for me.
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02-21-2002, 08:31 AM

Originally posted by Timbo
Breakfast= 8 eggs 6 whites 2 whole

mid morning= Ass blasting protein bar (low carbs)

Lunch= Lettuce wrap look like a fag, turkey or chicken sandwhich

Mid afternoon= Ass blasting gut bloating cause you cant shit it out protein bar

Dinner= Turkey, Chicken, Fish or Beef, and steamed Veggies

Evening= By now you cant fit in your jeans, cause you cant shit until you swallow some Goddamn Psyllium husk to push out the non-fibrous protein bars you have consumed all day, final protein bar.

Sound like a plan?

only if i can eat some corn to make it feel better when it finally does come out?

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