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mrthumbs 09-10-2005 08:35 AM

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Originally Posted by mrbling
What are you? a retard?

The accountant can only work magic to the numbers you have, you make $10k, theres no way the accountant can work magic so you can save $15k.

Just that statement brands you as money clueless.

I have more then a few million in the BANK and I don't spend more then $10 a day, Stop dreaming and continue working mini player.


You 10% return is bullshit btw, variety of funds, haha laughable.

Probably only made a 11% return this year and last and thinks all years are like that.


thank you :thumbsup

brand0n 09-10-2005 08:59 AM

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Originally Posted by HighOnAcid
I just sent you an email. :thumbsup

could you send me the same email?
my buddy was talking about trying printing. i told him im sure it would be a tuff nut to crack, and i dont know jack about where he could get info about getting started and what not..

anyways, brand0n at aol dotcomski

BlackCrayon 09-10-2005 09:29 AM

is that assuming you keep contributing to your retirement fund? or you can not work anymore, spend 900/day and still have 15mil?

Screaming 09-10-2005 09:33 AM

well done dude

Translation 09-10-2005 09:44 AM

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Originally Posted by HighOnAcid
Retire with well over $15M in my account. I am 31 years old and have been paying anywhere between $4000 and $15,000 a year into my retirement fund since I was 19. My Sophmore professor preached about retirement funds and gave us extra credit if we signed up so I did it. I'm not regretting it!

That's pretty interesting to hear and I'm going out to buy some really cool shit! $900 a day and still retire with $15M! Can't beat that!

And no, I'm not bragging. I'm just excited and want to stress to everyone out there how important a retirement plan is. By the time we're eligible for Social Security it won't be around anymore. :2 cents:

i bet you are the typical brokeass gfy idiot posing. i don't believe one word of it.

Rob 09-10-2005 09:56 AM

I love all the haters. :thumbsup

slapass 09-10-2005 10:06 AM

That is pretty neat. Just as a retirement idea for the less well heeled. 18k put aside now with adding 1.5k a year at 10%(long term average for the stock market) is 1.5M. starting with an age of 25. Think about how easy that is for a secure future.

Rob 09-10-2005 10:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Translation
i bet you are the typical brokeass gfy idiot posing. i don't believe one word of it.

I'll post my financials if you're willing to post yours. My company did 7 figures last year and on pace for 8 figures this year. Do some research before talking shit, Mr. Average brokeass GFYer.

Juicy D. Links 09-10-2005 10:18 AM

Rob what kind of funds you vested in?

-JDL

Theo 09-10-2005 10:19 AM

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=513665

bid n' ill retire you with less :)

Theo 09-10-2005 10:20 AM

50

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Translation 09-10-2005 10:24 AM

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Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat
nice trolling

exactly. this is bullshit 101. reminds of boiler room the movie. "Act as if." pretend you are rich and successful, to try and become rich and successful. i'm not buying one word of this bullshit, i bet this assclown has trouble making rent each month.

Translation 09-10-2005 10:25 AM

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Originally Posted by HighOnAcid
I'll post my financials if you're willing to post yours. My company did 7 figures last year and on pace for 8 figures this year. Do some research before talking shit, Mr. Average brokeass GFYer.

right, research your other bullshit threads where you try to pose as rich. i'll get right on that.

Chaldoray 09-10-2005 10:30 AM

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Originally Posted by HighOnAcid
I just sent you an email. :thumbsup

Can you send me an email too? I'd be interested.

Or icq me 237842929

VeriSexy 09-10-2005 10:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links
Rob what kind of funds you vested in?

-JDL


Check this out dude :)

http://biz.yahoo.com/p/tops/all.html



Top Performers - 5 Year
BlackRock Global Resources Instl SGLSX 35.44%
Alpine U.S. Real Estate Equity Y EUEYX 35.07%
BlackRock Global Resources Inv A SSGRX 34.91%
BlackRock Global Resources Inv C SSGDX 34.03%
BlackRock Global Resources Inv B SSGPX 34.01%
Bruce BRUFX 33.68%
U.S. Global Investors Global Res PSPFX 31.28%
CGM Focus CGMFX 30.96%
U.S. Global Investors Eastern Europe EUROX 30.83%
ING Russia A LETRX 30.46%

Rob 09-10-2005 10:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Translation
right, research your other bullshit threads where you try to pose as rich. i'll get right on that.

Ironic that your nick is Translation but you totally lack any ability to translate anything. I've NEVER claimed to be rich in any thread I have EVER posted on GFY! Do a search and prove me wrong. Am I comfortable? Yes. Am I rich? Nope.

I'll be the first to admit that I'm not rich, not even close. Yet.

So shut your ball washers and go translate someone else's thread.

[Dan] 09-10-2005 11:05 AM

Great numbers.. But you need to continue to put 15k each year until you retire to get these figures at 65...

xNetworx 09-10-2005 11:22 AM

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Originally Posted by HighOnAcid
I'll post my financials if you're willing to post yours. My company did 7 figures last year and on pace for 8 figures this year. Do some research before talking shit, Mr. Average brokeass GFYer.

You are on pace to gross over 10M with acid flyers? Thats a lot of biz

Scootermuze 09-10-2005 11:31 AM

Lord knows what this world will be like when it's time for you to retire...

Folks are having their pension holders go belly up all the time.. Hopefully you have your bucks stored somewhere other than gov't backed...

Probably time for people to start burying money in the back yard again..

69pornlinks 09-10-2005 11:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Scootermuze

Probably time for people to start burying money in the back yard again..


won't make a difference once this becomes a cashless society

Scootermuze 09-10-2005 11:56 AM

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Originally Posted by 69pornlinks
won't make a difference once this becomes a cashless society

Tis true...

Hope it comes soon.. then I can get that big plasma screen tv I've been wantin' :)

yys 09-10-2005 12:24 PM

Why is everyone bitching at the guy?

If he never made another contribution and earned 6% a year, which is fairly easy, he would end up with over $2 million in the bank by the time he turns 65. If he had only started investing now he would have to contribute roughly $20,000 per year for the next 34 years to end up with the same total. That's the beauty of starting early.

:thumbsup for starting your retirement investments when you were young. Even if you never contribute another dime you'll end up with more then most at age 65.

$5 submissions 09-10-2005 06:51 PM

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Originally Posted by pimpporn
You are on pace to gross over 10M with acid flyers? Thats a lot of biz

That's also a lot of acid :winkwink:

chadglni 12-18-2005 08:22 AM

bumpity ;)

Rob 12-18-2005 09:53 AM

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Originally Posted by chadglni
bumpity ;)

Thanks, mate! :thumbsup

Tricksy 12-18-2005 11:13 AM

Congrats! I should probably start investing some money on my retirement...

Marshal 12-18-2005 11:17 AM

good luck with this one! i wish it is as good as it sounds!

jjjay 12-18-2005 01:04 PM

what a stupid thread

no future returns are guaranteed

sweetcuties 12-18-2005 01:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VeriSexy
Check this out dude :)

http://biz.yahoo.com/p/tops/all.html



Top Performers - 5 Year
BlackRock Global Resources Instl SGLSX 35.44%
Alpine U.S. Real Estate Equity Y EUEYX 35.07%
BlackRock Global Resources Inv A SSGRX 34.91%
BlackRock Global Resources Inv C SSGDX 34.03%
BlackRock Global Resources Inv B SSGPX 34.01%
Bruce BRUFX 33.68%
U.S. Global Investors Global Res PSPFX 31.28%
CGM Focus CGMFX 30.96%
U.S. Global Investors Eastern Europe EUROX 30.83%
ING Russia A LETRX 30.46%

Nice, however, past performance doesn't guarantee future results. My new philosophy is... do the opposite of what every other "mainstream" person is doing. For example... when you've got the avg person trying to make a fortune in real estate, that's a sign of changing times... thow a shitload in the market or visa versa. My funds do 10-20% a yr and I'm ok with it... I've learned not to chase market cycles. Dollar cost avg is the key :2 cents:

pornpf69 12-18-2005 01:58 PM

you are a lucky dude!

MikeSmoke 12-18-2005 02:07 PM

Not to say anything about his specific numbers or plans or assumptions on interest rates, future income, etc.....
But there is an important lesson here.
If you start putting away for retirement when you're in your 20s and you'll have decades of compound interest to work with, you will have a MUCH happier life later on. I didn't start until my late 40s, and in order to try to put away the kind of money he's talking about into for retirement (e.g. 10+ mil to retire on) - it's a bitch.

Violetta 12-18-2005 02:20 PM

amazing... congrats!

Drake 12-18-2005 02:29 PM

Gone are the days of retirement for most of us. We'll work 'til we drop. :(

Jennyfer 12-18-2005 02:31 PM

well thought :thumbsup

Snake Doctor 12-18-2005 02:37 PM

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Originally Posted by montel
wow you are going to get 11% interest for the next 30 years! realistic assumption?!?!

If I'm not mistaken the S&P 500 has had a 12% average rate of return for the past 75 years.

So long term yes I think that's a realistic assumption.

As for the $900 a day and whatever else...I dunno, doesn't matter to me anyways.

chadglni 03-09-2006 06:55 AM

An Xbox 360 only costs around 2/3 of that. :upsidedow

grumpy 03-09-2006 07:10 AM

let me get this straight, for 12 years you have put a side between 4 and 12k a year. For the sake of it lets say its 10k a year. So in 12 years you have put a way 12 x 10 is 120k. Now you have this great financial advisor who tells you to spend 900 a day wich makes a total of 350 days times 900 is 315k a year.

Now or you are a nutcase of your financial advisor is a nut case or you both are.


my bad.....i was reading you were retiring now at the age of 31.

Egomancer 04-08-2006 06:41 AM

I think that you should start making some real money...


Egomancer

TheSenator 04-08-2006 06:46 AM

Lets.... you have a house, mortgage, three kids to put thru college and still have enough to spend on bling...

Damn....this thread is old.

wyldblyss 04-08-2006 07:04 AM

Looks like you learned early and are now reaping the rewards. Congrats


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