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Old 09-09-2005, 05:06 PM   #1
ry0t
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haha So funny but true

10 TRUTHS BLACK HISPANIC AND ASIAN PEOPLE KNOW, BUT WHITE PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:

1. Elvis is dead.

2. Jesus was not white.

3. Rap music is here to stay.

4. Kissing your pet is not cute or clean.

5. Anarexic does not equal sexy.

6. Thomas Jefferson had black children.

7. A 5 year old child is too big for a stroller.

8. N'SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5.

9. An occasional BUTT whooping helps a child stay in
line.

10. Having your children curse you out in public is
not normal.



10 TRUTHS WHITE BLACK AND ASIAN PEOPLE KNOW, BUT HISPANIC PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:

1. Hickey's are not attractive.

2. Chicken is food, not a roommate.

3. Jesus is not a name for your son.

4. Your country's flag is not a car decoration.

5. Cars are not meant to touch the ground.

6. "Jump out and run" is not in any insurance policies.

7. 10 people to a car is considered too many.

8. Your in America you speak our language.

9. Mami and Papi can't possibly be the nickname of
every person in your family.

10. Letting your children run wildly through the store
is not normal.



10 TRUTHS WHITE HISPANIC AND ASIAN PEOPLE KNOW, BUT BLACK
PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:

1. O.J. did it.

2. Tupac is dead.

3. Teeth should not be decorated.

4. Ranch is a salad dressing, not a side dish.

5. Your pastor doesn't know everything.

6. Jesse Jackson will never be President.

7. RED is not a Kool Aid flavor, it's a color.

8. Church does not require expensive clothes.

9. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away.

10. Your rims and sound system should not be worth
more than your car.


10 TRUTHS WHITE HISPANIC AND BLACK PEOPLE KNOW, BUT ASIAN
PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT

1. You cant drive.

2. Disneyland is not the happiest place on earth.

3. The peace sign is outdated.

4. Rice is not a main course.

5. Taking pictures is fun, taking pictures of strangers is just weird.

6. Feet were meant to grow.

7. You need girls just as much as you need boys.

8. Dogs were meant to be pets, not eaten.

9. You dont need above a 4.0 to graduate.

10. Fanny packs are not an accessory.
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Old 09-09-2005, 06:23 PM   #2
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How ironic

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Originally Posted by ry0t

10 TRUTHS WHITE BLACK AND ASIAN PEOPLE KNOW, BUT HISPANIC PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:

8. Your in America you speak our language.
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Old 09-09-2005, 07:33 PM   #3
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No comprenda
habla espanol?
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Old 09-09-2005, 07:38 PM   #4
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Old 09-09-2005, 07:41 PM   #5
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Funny, thanks for the laugh!
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Old 09-09-2005, 07:57 PM   #6
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Old 09-09-2005, 08:00 PM   #7
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Lol...funny but true for sure
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