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SABAI · 02-20-2002, 09:56 AM

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forstone · 02-20-2002, 09:59 AM

SEX = FUCK

forstone · 02-20-2002, 10:07 AM

The Lorena Bobbit
Obviously, this one is for the ladies. When engaging in some hard core booty sex, squeeze your butt cheeks together as tight as you can, and start violently jumping and thrashing your ass around, in an effort to rip his dick off. (To reach true Lorena status, you must take the severed dick for a drive and then toss it out the window.)

ROFL I DO THAT EVERY DAY AND NIGHT

Slick · 02-20-2002, 10:15 AM

Ha ha ha ha, that's too fucking funny. I like this one, I should try it on the wifey, he he he.

Brown Necktie
You're about halfway through ass-wrecking a chick, and instead of filling up her keister with your demonseed, you pull out and proceed to tittie fuck her, leaving a brown streak between the funbags.

Slick · 02-20-2002, 10:23 AM

Oh God, I'm cracking up here. That's one of the funniest things that I've seen in a long time, it tought me a lot.

No wonder why so many people like skiing so much. I just found out the true definition -

Skiing
While facing in the same direction, a girl gets between two guys and jerks them both off, thus imitating some hardcore cross-country action.

-=HOAX=- · 02-20-2002, 03:02 PM

The Walrus
After spunking in a girl's mouth, you pinch the center of her two lips together and hold her nose. This will force the cum to dribble out of the sides of her mouth, thus the teeth of the walrus.

I think this is the best...

Rocky · 02-20-2002, 03:06 PM

The Bullwinkle
The sign given to a friend in hiding while doggie styling' some chick. It is performed by placing both hands over the head, with palms facing out and waving wildly. Can be supplemented by shouting "Hey Rocky." (Make sure to use appropriate Bullwinkle voice tone.)

02-20-2002, 09:56 AM	#1
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02-20-2002, 03:02 PM	#6
-=HOAX=- Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: CrackYaMental Posts: 4,365	The Walrus After spunking in a girl's mouth, you pinch the center of her two lips together and hold her nose. This will force the cum to dribble out of the sides of her mouth, thus the teeth of the walrus. I think this is the best... __________________ Insert Value Here.

02-20-2002, 03:06 PM	#7
Rocky Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Living Off The Grid Posts: 3,022	The Bullwinkle The sign given to a friend in hiding while doggie styling' some chick. It is performed by placing both hands over the head, with palms facing out and waving wildly. Can be supplemented by shouting "Hey Rocky." (Make sure to use appropriate Bullwinkle voice tone.) __________________ Are you down with Sin?

02-20-2002, 09:59 AM	#2
forstone So Fucking Banned Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 13	SEX = FUCK

02-20-2002, 10:07 AM	#3
forstone So Fucking Banned Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 13	The Lorena Bobbit Obviously, this one is for the ladies. When engaging in some hard core booty sex, squeeze your butt cheeks together as tight as you can, and start violently jumping and thrashing your ass around, in an effort to rip his dick off. (To reach true Lorena status, you must take the severed dick for a drive and then toss it out the window.) ROFL I DO THAT EVERY DAY AND NIGHT

02-20-2002, 10:15 AM	#4
Slick Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Houghton, MI Posts: 7,338	Ha ha ha ha, that's too fucking funny. I like this one, I should try it on the wifey, he he he. Brown Necktie You're about halfway through ass-wrecking a chick, and instead of filling up her keister with your demonseed, you pull out and proceed to tittie fuck her, leaving a brown streak between the funbags.

02-20-2002, 10:23 AM	#5
Slick Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Houghton, MI Posts: 7,338	Oh God, I'm cracking up here. That's one of the funniest things that I've seen in a long time, it tought me a lot. No wonder why so many people like skiing so much. I just found out the true definition - Skiing While facing in the same direction, a girl gets between two guys and jerks them both off, thus imitating some hardcore cross-country action.