Euro-English to become the official language of the European Union rather than German - GoFuckYourself.com

alexg · 09-06-2005, 04:22 PM

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c".

Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy.

The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k".

This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f".

This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.

mcmc · 09-06-2005, 04:31 PM

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Originally Posted by alexg

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.

somehow this sounds like dutch

BastarD · 09-06-2005, 04:33 PM

haha, funny shit

Project-Shadow · 09-06-2005, 04:34 PM

cayne · 09-06-2005, 04:42 PM

I don't care as long as they don't make "England-English" as official language. I can't think of a "gayer" language....even Frech is not that gay.

chemicaleyes · 09-06-2005, 04:48 PM

Great!

chemicaleyes · 09-06-2005, 04:50 PM

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Originally Posted by cayne

I don't care as long as they don't make "England-English" as official language. I can't think of a "gayer" language....even Frech is not that gay.

"England-English" - Where do you think English came from.

damonx · 09-06-2005, 04:52 PM

ahahaha

alexg · 09-06-2005, 04:55 PM

lol so far only europeans replied in this thread

except for maybe BastarD
his profile doesn't show where he's located...

KingK7 · 09-06-2005, 04:56 PM

Haha thats funny

cayne · 09-06-2005, 04:58 PM

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Originally Posted by chemicaleyes

"England-English" - Where do you think English came from.

I don't care where it came from, all I know is that the ppl in England have a very gayish pronunciation...

chemicaleyes · 09-06-2005, 05:02 PM

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Originally Posted by cayne

I don't care where it came from, all I know is that the ppl in England have a very gayish pronunciation...

Okay, if you say so, lol
So where are you that they pronounce English correctly..

Marshal · 09-07-2005, 08:20 PM

I do like Elizabethan English... Used to learn it during studying... We were supposed to learn only, as you say, "England-English" at English Language and Literature course...

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 09-07-2005, 08:23 PM

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Empress_JoinRightNow · 09-07-2005, 08:25 PM

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Originally Posted by cayne

I don't care where it came from, all I know is that the ppl in England have a very gayish pronunciation...

I don't find it gayish. They just have clear, fluent, and articulate pronunciation.

QuaWee · 09-07-2005, 08:27 PM

are you serious?

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 09-07-2005, 08:28 PM

"Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas."

"Like" iz miz speled ven et ez zuposd al ve, "lyk".

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alexg IL4L.com Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Israel - ICQ: 162136565 Posts: 11,287	Euro-English to become the official language of the European Union rather than German The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English". In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter. In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away. By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v". During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru. Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas. __________________ Find fuck buddies in your area!

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