Teen's dying wish for Cameron Diaz blow job not granted - GoFuckYourself.com

onthedl · 09-06-2005, 05:54 PM

Did a search didn't see it posted....
Doubt if it is real but I think we all can use a good laugh

PHILADELPHIA, Monday: The parents of 15-year-old leukaemia patient Josh Morten, who last night passed away after a four year battle with the illness, said they were sorry not to have fulfilled his dying wish to get a blow job from Cameron Diaz.

The courageous teenager told his family two months ago that the one thing he'd really like before he died was to be sucked off by the successful Hollywood actress and former model.

"Josh never asked for much," his father confided. "He never complained about his illness, or made unrealistic demands. So when he requested fellatio from the star of Charlie's Angels and There?s Something About Mary we thought, sure, that?s the least we can do for him."

But attempts to grant Josh his dying wish proved much more difficult than the family had initially thought. Formal requests inviting the star to perform oral sex on their dying son were repeatedly declined.
"We wrote, we rang, we faxed," Mr Morten explained. "And every time it was the same answer: 'Sorry, Ms Diaz is currently unable to comply with your request.' I mean, how unsympathetic can you get? We're talking about a dying kid here! Would it kill her?"

Mr Morten even made a special trip to Los Angeles, to try to talk to the movie star personally outside the premiere of Gangs of New York. "The crowds were ten deep," he said, "and I'm there yelling out to her from the back: 'Will you go down on my son please!', but she didn?t want to know."

With hopes diminishing by the day, Mr Morten placed similar standby requests with the agents representing Catherine Zeta Jones, Jennifer Lopez and Salma Hayek, but in each case the stars refused to co-operate.

"Who do they think they are, these women!" railed Mr Morten. "They earn millions of dollars and swan about at fancy parties, but when they get a simple request to bring a smile to a young boy far less fortunate than them, they turn their back on you. What kind of world do we live in when a dying teenager can no longer get his cock sucked by a celebrity?"

sonofsam · 09-06-2005, 05:56 PM

me and 4 of my friends had our credit cards out ready to buy stuff, but your sig was not clickable...

wdsguy · 09-06-2005, 06:00 PM

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Originally Posted by sonofsam

me and 4 of my friends had our credit cards out ready to buy stuff, but your sig was not clickable...

rofl rofl

Fletch XXX · 09-06-2005, 06:02 PM

fake and old

Dirty F · 09-06-2005, 06:04 PM

2 months ago he told his parents? This was posted last year already.

Juilan · 09-06-2005, 06:11 PM

welcome to last year, population you.

Jarmusch · 09-06-2005, 06:16 PM

The Ghost · 09-06-2005, 06:18 PM

xclusive · 09-06-2005, 06:21 PM

Damn she's a heartless bitch j/k

Dagwolf · 09-06-2005, 06:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jarmusch

Wiggles · 09-06-2005, 06:23 PM

pretty lame anyway, its illegal if she did it, prison time for statutory rape.

kowntafit · 09-06-2005, 06:24 PM

It is pretty funny though.

tony286 · 09-06-2005, 06:25 PM

THat is too funny , I thought she did charity work lol

tranza · 09-06-2005, 07:49 PM

hahah, i thought that too, bad girl!

Spunky · 09-06-2005, 07:55 PM

That's if she would consider that..now maybe if she hired a look alike and she did it for him that would be a class act

woj · 09-06-2005, 08:09 PM

so old and so fake, heh

VeriSexy · 09-06-2005, 08:22 PM

LMAO

QuaWee · 09-06-2005, 08:39 PM

lol, omg dude

Th!nk · 09-06-2005, 09:13 PM

if this story is fake, don't care... it really made me laugh so hard!!!

kirstenlara_19 · 09-07-2005, 05:06 AM

lol WTF is that! would that help if cameron gets down on the boy?
what kind of fucking family is that? answer INSANE!!!!!!!!

GFX Wiz · 09-07-2005, 05:59 AM

http://www.chaser.com.au/show_story....38&ED=68&CAT=6

09-06-2005, 05:54 PM	#1
onthedl Registered User Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Do you REALLY care? Posts: 54	Teen's dying wish for Cameron Diaz blow job not granted Did a search didn't see it posted.... Doubt if it is real but I think we all can use a good laugh PHILADELPHIA, Monday: The parents of 15-year-old leukaemia patient Josh Morten, who last night passed away after a four year battle with the illness, said they were sorry not to have fulfilled his dying wish to get a blow job from Cameron Diaz. The courageous teenager told his family two months ago that the one thing he'd really like before he died was to be sucked off by the successful Hollywood actress and former model. "Josh never asked for much," his father confided. "He never complained about his illness, or made unrealistic demands. So when he requested fellatio from the star of Charlie's Angels and There?s Something About Mary we thought, sure, that?s the least we can do for him." But attempts to grant Josh his dying wish proved much more difficult than the family had initially thought. Formal requests inviting the star to perform oral sex on their dying son were repeatedly declined. "We wrote, we rang, we faxed," Mr Morten explained. "And every time it was the same answer: 'Sorry, Ms Diaz is currently unable to comply with your request.' I mean, how unsympathetic can you get? We're talking about a dying kid here! Would it kill her?" Mr Morten even made a special trip to Los Angeles, to try to talk to the movie star personally outside the premiere of Gangs of New York. "The crowds were ten deep," he said, "and I'm there yelling out to her from the back: 'Will you go down on my son please!', but she didn?t want to know." With hopes diminishing by the day, Mr Morten placed similar standby requests with the agents representing Catherine Zeta Jones, Jennifer Lopez and Salma Hayek, but in each case the stars refused to co-operate. "Who do they think they are, these women!" railed Mr Morten. "They earn millions of dollars and swan about at fancy parties, but when they get a simple request to bring a smile to a young boy far less fortunate than them, they turn their back on you. What kind of world do we live in when a dying teenager can no longer get his cock sucked by a celebrity?" __________________ Do people REALLY click down here?

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