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  • mkx
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    • Nov 2003
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    #1

    Red Lobster is going to get so owned this month

    I just found out their shrimp fest is back. All you can eat shrimp for $17.99 CDN. I have been waiting all year. Last year me and my brother took down 300 shrimp each. I have been saving my appetite all year for these so am aiming for 500 this year. Heck, if they keep bringing 10 shrimp every 5 minutes by the time the 300 are in, the first 100 will be out the toilet. The challenge is on. I am now also accepting bids from Lobster Trap and other seafood restaurants eat there every day this festival is on.
  • MattO
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    • Feb 2003
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    #2
    Red Lobster is the McDonalds of the seafood world. But then again I'm spoiled living in FL.

    Make sure you don't get all battered shrimp or you'll explode.

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    • Ice
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      • Nov 2002
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      #3
      Shit.... Headless better not find out or Red Lobster will go out of business....
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      • mkx
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        • Nov 2003
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        #4
        I ponder we should have a gfy competition of who can eat the most shrimp there. They give you a bill at the end that tells you how many you ate. I'll try to find the one from last year

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        • Tanker
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          #5
          I remember when it was all you can eat crablegs

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          • Tanker
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            #6
            when I was in the Marines I eat 11 pounds one night at red lobster

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            • Tanker
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              #7
              that is if you count each plate was one pound

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              • Fletch XXX
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                • Spunky
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                  • Jun 2002
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                  #9
                  Fuck the shrimp..hold out for the crab legs

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                  • KingK7
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                    • Jun 2002
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Fletch XXX
                    Damn, that's what I call a PERFECT body / set of tits.

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                    • mkx
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                      • Nov 2003
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                      #11
                      Originally posted by Tanker
                      I remember when it was all you can eat crablegs
                      Yah that's not bad but I doubt they lose as much on those. I just finished a couple sessions of those at the Manderin. Vinni Zuchini's has them every Friday now.

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                      • Red Ezra
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                        #12
                        nice pic fletch

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                        • Screaming
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                          • Feb 2004
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                          #13
                          yeah i came home and my fiance said red lobster is going out of biz i said what he said well they have all you can eat shrimp for cheap lol and i plan to put them out of biz

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                          • mahoney
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                            • Nov 2003
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                            #14
                            Originally posted by KingK7
                            Damn, that's what I call a PERFECT body / set of tits.

                            Those are some nice cock roaches
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                            • tranza
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                              • Jun 2003
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                              #15
                              Originally posted by KingK7
                              Damn, that's what I call a PERFECT body / set of tits.

                              holding what i would call perfect shrimps!
                              I'm just a newbie.

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                              • tony299
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                                • Aug 2002
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                                #16
                                doesnt red lobsters shrimp suck

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                                • pornguy
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                                  • Mar 2003
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                                  #17
                                  I prefer crab legs myself.
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                                  • mkx
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                                    • Nov 2003
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                                    #18
                                    Hell no, they are amazing. I go for the garlic ones when it's all you can eat. No bread to fill you up. Also be sure to take the salad and rice they give you home instead of killing your appetite with it before the shrimp are ready.

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                                    • EroticySteve
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                                      • Mar 2005
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                                      #19
                                      For a change a few of us decided to go there for lunch. Bad move. The only thing enjoyable about the meal was getting the check and knowing my take was only $11. Rusty thumbtacks and cigarette butts would have been tastier.
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                                      • Elli
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                                        • Apr 2003
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                                        #20
                                        Red Lobsters are gross, esp when you live on the coast and can get so much better food at a decent restaurants. I guess if you live inland, they aren't so bad?
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                                        • Matt 26z
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                                          • Apr 2002
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                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by MattO
                                          Red Lobster is the McDonalds of the seafood world. But then again I'm spoiled living in FL.
                                          Food is always better at it's source.

                                          I ate dinner at someone's cattle farm once, and it was the best meat I'd ever had. It was freshly slaughtered that morning so it hadn't even been frozen.

                                          Corn in the midwest from a decent farm is also amazing compared to the store bought stuff everywhere else in the country.

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                                          • mkx
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                                            • Nov 2003
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                                            #22
                                            If you think red lobster shrimp are bad, you should try $13.99 all you can eat korean bbq shrimp.

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                                            • Shoehorn!
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                                              • Oct 2003
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                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Fletch XXX
                                              I'd rather eat her.

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                                              • VeriSexy
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                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Fletch XXX

                                                That is very yummy
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                                                • demented
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                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Elli
                                                  Red Lobsters are gross, esp when you live on the coast and can get so much better food at a decent restaurants. I guess if you live inland, they aren't so bad?
                                                  I live inland and wouldn't touch Red Lobster with a ten foot pole...

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                                                  • Elli
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                                                    • Apr 2003
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                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by demented
                                                    I live inland and wouldn't touch Red Lobster with a ten foot pole...
                                                    hehe ok then So it's not just me
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                                                    • sicone
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                                                      • Jan 2004
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                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Fletch XXX
                                                      Damn.. I'm confused now... Do I want to eat her.. or the lobsters

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                                                      • stev0
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                                                        • Aug 2003
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                                                        #28
                                                        nice, i'll have to check out shrimp fest!

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                                                        • 3M TA3
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                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by Fletch XXX
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                                                          • Fizzgig
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                                                            • Feb 2004
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                                                            #30
                                                            Isn't the Gulf Coast one of the biggest suppliers of shrimp to the U.S.? The price probably just went wayyyyyyyy up!
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                                                            • fuzzypeach
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                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by Elli
                                                              hehe ok then So it's not just me
                                                              It's not you at all.

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                                                              • Maximillion
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                                                                • Deej
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  MMMMMMM shriiimmmpp!!!!! I prefer mine over red lobster anyday....but i would take advantage of this also...good luck



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                                                                    #34
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                                                                    • AVM
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      Not to sound like a dick/and or insensitive to those with weight issues - but Red Lobster will remain profitable, regardless - meanwhile those of which who can actually consume 300 pieces of shrimp, are well, yes getting an AMAZING deal. But in the end, are the one's truly getting owned, as is. Let alone with 300 additional shrimps.
                                                                      Last edited by AVM; 09-07-2005, 03:11 AM.

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                                                                      • beemk
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        that sounds good, i couldnt eat that many though. do they have grilled? i dont really like deep fried stuff.
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                                                                        • Wiggles
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          i prefer the crab specials, i used to gorge myself, it was rather sad, but so damn tasty!
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                                                                          • Vitasoy
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by Shoehorn
                                                                            I'd rather eat her.

                                                                            haha I was thinking the same thing


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                                                                            • 2257-Ben
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              They'd better do the shrimpfest thing now before the prices of shrimp go up... I hear there's only one shimp boat left in Bayou Le Batre... I think it's named "Jenny"...
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                                                                                #40
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                                                                                • MickeyG
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  I'd rather goto the store and buy my own shrimp, much better that way

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                                                                                  • Bigfuck
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by 2257-Ben
                                                                                    They'd better do the shrimpfest thing now before the prices of shrimp go up... I hear there's only one shimp boat left in Bayou Le Batre... I think it's named "Jenny"...

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                                                                                    • IYP_Mich
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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      you're lucky they closed all red lobster here in quebec i miss it so much.
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                                                                                      • 2257-Ben
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by IYP_Mich
                                                                                        you're lucky they closed all red lobster here in quebec i miss it so much.
                                                                                        That's because they didn't want to have to print the menus in French....
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                                                                                        • loverboy
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by Deej
                                                                                          MMMMMMM shriiimmmpp!!!!! I prefer mine over red lobster anyday....but i would take advantage of this also...good luck


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                                                                                          • Kla wolven
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                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by Fletch XXX


                                                                                            id rather eat her than the lobster im alergic to shrimp when i eat more than 20..


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                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by Matt 26z
                                                                                              Corn in the midwest from a decent farm is also amazing compared to the store bought stuff everywhere else in the country.
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                                                                                              • Sosa
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                                                                                                • Oct 2002
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                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                heh I get their 3 shrimp deal they had going a month or so ago. That fills me up.

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                                                                                                • directfiesta
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                                                                                                  • Oct 2002
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                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by 2257-Ben
                                                                                                  That's because they didn't want to have to print the menus in French....
                                                                                                  If true, pretty dumb attitude ...
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                                                                                                  • scoreman
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                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    In 2003 Red Lobster ran the all u can eat crab leg deal. It was $20. Six months go by and the earnings for Darden Restaurants (the mother ship who also runs Olive Garden and like 4 other chains), come out and their numbers are way down. All fingers point towards an 8 figure loss the Red Lobster division lost because they misjudged how much people would eat. The CFO of Red Lobster or maybe it was the CEO, I cant remember, was shortly thereafter fired because of this promotion gone awry.

                                                                                                    With folks trying to down 300+ shrimp its no wonder.

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