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axelcat 09-07-2005 09:23 AM

50.........

Denis_SC 09-07-2005 09:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Fletch XXX

I'll take that lobster in the middle :pimp

Rinaldo 09-07-2005 09:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Tanker
that is if you count each plate was one pound


Remember I ate 53 reorders to set a new record... I was in good eating shape then I'd prob push hard to get 22 down now.

mkx 09-07-2005 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by AVM
Not to sound like a dick/and or insensitive to those with weight issues - but Red Lobster will remain profitable, regardless - meanwhile those of which who can actually consume 300 pieces of shrimp, are well, yes getting an AMAZING deal. But in the end, are the one's truly getting owned, as is. Let alone with 300 additional shrimps.

I am 6 feet tall and 150 pounds. :)

mkx 09-07-2005 10:23 AM

Also remember that it took 4 hours to bring 10 shrimp at a time regardless of ordering batches in advance. I'll probably head there today if I have a few hours to spare for dinner time :)

Ramos 09-07-2005 10:28 AM

My favorite is the King Neptune, but I will eat anything at Red Lobster!

Ever since I was a young lad, I would always get excited when it's time for Red Lobster.

CherryLipsRosa 09-07-2005 10:34 AM

oh! man you made me hungry now...

Hollywood Horwitz 09-07-2005 12:29 PM

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Originally Posted by scoreman
In 2003 Red Lobster ran the all u can eat crab leg deal. It was $20. Six months go by and the earnings for Darden Restaurants (the mother ship who also runs Olive Garden and like 4 other chains), come out and their numbers are way down. All fingers point towards an 8 figure loss the Red Lobster division lost because they misjudged how much people would eat. The CFO of Red Lobster or maybe it was the CEO, I cant remember, was shortly thereafter fired because of this promotion gone awry.

With folks trying to down 300+ shrimp its no wonder.

kinda similar sitch, the ceo of blockbuster was let go for doing the "no more late fees" deal...they realized they made millions on fines but it was too late..

Doctor Dre 09-07-2005 12:32 PM

When is this ? WOAAAAAAAAh that's an amazing deal !!!

mkx 09-07-2005 12:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Doctor Dre
When is this ? WOAAAAAAAAh that's an amazing deal !!!

From my understanding its on now. Not sure when it ends. Will be there in about an hour, can't wait. Probably won't eat 300 tonight though as I am going with a group of people and don't want to keep them waiting but 150-200 won't be an issue

ChevyBalls 09-07-2005 12:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Tanker
I remember when it was all you can eat crablegs

Yea me too! I miss those days. I love crablegs!

Now in our area, the only option of all you can eat crablegs is at the asian buffet, and they are not that good. Soggy and a ton of hollow legs!

wildgirl 09-07-2005 02:35 PM

wow that's very huge and yummyyyyy!

mkx 09-07-2005 05:46 PM

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, gfy'ers of all ages, we have a new world record of 311 shrimp eaten at red lobsters endless shrimp fest.

They brought them much faster this time so once the other guys were full I was able to get 40 at a time without making them wait long. I am not even full, only satisfied but sick of the taste of garlic shrimp, for a couple days ofcourse :)

xNetworx 09-07-2005 07:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Rinaldo
Remember I ate 53 reorders to set a new record... I was in good eating shape then I'd prob push hard to get 22 down now.

You made the waiter/waitress bring you food 53 times? :1orglaugh


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