Mama Cheshire's movin' in...??? - GoFuckYourself.com

Cheshire · 02-20-2002, 03:55 PM

I just told my mom that she's moving in with me. I should have my head examined.
Her boyfriend just went back to his ex wife, at least that's what the NOTE said. She comes home from a weekly appointment an hour drive away and his stuff is GONE. He had been in Maryland visiting his grown son for the past week and apparently made amends with his ex, so now since everything's in HIS name my mom's got a WEEK to figure out where she's gonna live. Bastard left her with no money, and no place to live.
It looks like I'm flying the mama kat from Massachusettes to California to shack up with me.

Amputate Your Head · 02-20-2002, 04:00 PM

is she hot?

Theo · 02-20-2002, 04:01 PM

-=HOAX=- · 02-20-2002, 04:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
is she hot?

LOL

Its posts like these that help me love this board.

[Labret] · 02-20-2002, 04:02 PM

Put her to work making galleries.

boneprone · 02-20-2002, 04:03 PM

thats actually pretty nice of ya.
It wont be that bad.

Can I still come and spend the night?
You can sneak me in like the high school boyfriend days.

Be kinda fun.

titmowse · 02-20-2002, 04:06 PM

you're a good daughter cheshire.

i hope some day when that pack of bikers dumps me by the side of the road, my lil baby will be there to shove my false teeth back in my head and buy me some bleach so i can do my roots.

seriously, you're good kid. good luck to your mom and tell her all men are scum.

woodyxxx · 02-20-2002, 04:08 PM

Show her how to make money with porn......!!!!

''hey mama ! Could you make a gallery with nasty hot sluts please?''

lol

Cheshire · 02-20-2002, 04:17 PM

I love you guys.

Amp ~ she's a bazillion times prettier than I could ever hope to be.
boneprone ~ sounds like fun, just tell your wife to keep it down this time, okay?
titmowse ~ you're beyond cool. What you said means a lot to me. It's a huge acheivement in my life if I can just be a good daughter to my mother, she's a great woman. And men do suck.

To everybody ~ she used to write porn back in the 60s. Naughty words run in the family

AaronM · 02-20-2002, 04:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by titmowse
......men are scum.

This is very true... Just one more reason that I only date females.

Cheshire · 02-20-2002, 05:46 PM

OH GOD! What if she gets another boyfriend. I'm gonna have to come up with a list of rules ~ no overnight guests... except boneprone... in my room.

02-20-2002, 03:55 PM	#1
Cheshire Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Rosen-Villin Posts: 5,738	Mama Cheshire's movin' in...??? I just told my mom that she's moving in with me. I should have my head examined. Her boyfriend just went back to his ex wife, at least that's what the NOTE said. She comes home from a weekly appointment an hour drive away and his stuff is GONE. He had been in Maryland visiting his grown son for the past week and apparently made amends with his ex, so now since everything's in HIS name my mom's got a WEEK to figure out where she's gonna live. Bastard left her with no money, and no place to live. It looks like I'm flying the mama kat from Massachusettes to California to shack up with me.

02-20-2002, 04:03 PM	#6
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	thats actually pretty nice of ya. It wont be that bad. Can I still come and spend the night? You can sneak me in like the high school boyfriend days. Be kinda fun. __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids.

02-20-2002, 04:06 PM	#7
titmowse Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: TEXAS Posts: 5,320	you're a good daughter cheshire. i hope some day when that pack of bikers dumps me by the side of the road, my lil baby will be there to shove my false teeth back in my head and buy me some bleach so i can do my roots. seriously, you're good kid. good luck to your mom and tell her all men are scum. __________________ I still love everybody

02-20-2002, 04:08 PM	#8
woodyxxx Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Montreal,Quebec Posts: 139	Show her how to make money with porn......!!!! ''hey mama ! Could you make a gallery with nasty hot sluts please?'' lol __________________ 35$ Per Signup.Feel a little Xtreme?

02-20-2002, 04:17 PM	#9
Cheshire Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Rosen-Villin Posts: 5,738	I love you guys. Amp ~ she's a bazillion times prettier than I could ever hope to be. boneprone ~ sounds like fun, just tell your wife to keep it down this time, okay? titmowse ~ you're beyond cool. What you said means a lot to me. It's a huge acheivement in my life if I can just be a good daughter to my mother, she's a great woman. And men do suck. To everybody ~ she used to write porn back in the 60s. Naughty words run in the family Last edited by Cheshire; 02-20-2002 at 04:20 PM..

02-20-2002, 04:00 PM	#2
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	is she hot?

02-20-2002, 04:01 PM	#3
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02-20-2002, 04:02 PM	#5
[Labret] Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: Са́нкт-Петербу́рг Posts: 10,945	Put her to work making galleries.

02-20-2002, 05:46 PM	#11
Cheshire Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Rosen-Villin Posts: 5,738	OH GOD! What if she gets another boyfriend. I'm gonna have to come up with a list of rules ~ no overnight guests... except boneprone... in my room.