What are your Plans after Porn - GoFuckYourself.com

Frank W · 02-17-2002, 09:56 PM

If online porn [ or for you old schoolers-- pr0n ] goes bust due to credit card billing rules changes, government crackdown, or other disaster, what is your backup plan?

Here are the usual suspects:

stock market
real estate
go back to school to get an MBA [or other advanced degree]
go back to school to finish a BA / BS degree
open a fast food franchise
move to Holland and do the biz there

Share your ideas

My idea: invest in emerging markets money market "overnight" loans -- averaging 9 to 16% depending on country.

Brujah · 02-17-2002, 09:58 PM

Move to Palm Beach. Marry wealthy granny.
Drug dealer.
Pimp.
Politician.

Amputate Your Head · 02-17-2002, 09:59 PM

whatchu talkin' 'bout Willis?

Danny_C · 02-17-2002, 10:02 PM

Full time school for me... I have a scholarship and no time to even use it. But I guess I'll be living on the streets.

Wizzo · 02-17-2002, 10:03 PM

Walk the Earth like Kane...

Lev · 02-17-2002, 10:03 PM

Become a rabbi.

Frank W · 02-17-2002, 10:04 PM

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Originally posted by Wizzo
Walk the Earth like Kane...

That bad? no other skills besides porn promotions?

MR.SERIES · 02-17-2002, 10:05 PM

Find the Missing Link!!

Wizzo · 02-17-2002, 10:05 PM

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Originally posted by Frank W

That bad? no other skills besides porn promotions?

No, I have pleanty of skills, but who wants to work forever!

Frank W · 02-17-2002, 10:06 PM

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Originally posted by Lev
Become a rabbi.

Gene Simmons of KISS was in rabbinic school aka yeshiva [sp?] until, according to an interview, he saw a young babe skipping rope with her long hair slapping her ass... he quit yeshiva and the rest is history

Wizzo · 02-17-2002, 10:07 PM

Plus, travelling from place to place getting into adventures sounds like fun!

amadman · 02-17-2002, 10:07 PM

Dont matter what happens...
I will still be stuck in this room.

Frank W · 02-17-2002, 10:07 PM

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Originally posted by Wizzo

No, I have pleanty of skills, but who wants to work forever!

I hear ya Wizzo, I'd like to semi-retire soon, myself. That's why I'm moving my operations overseas.

spacedog · 02-17-2002, 10:09 PM

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Originally posted by amadman
Dont matter what happens...
I will still be stuck in this room.

You always make me laugh..

Lev · 02-17-2002, 10:09 PM

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Gene Simmons of KISS was in rabbinic school aka yeshiva [sp?] until, according to an interview, he saw a young babe skipping rope with her long hair slapping her ass... he quit yeshiva and the rest is history

Ok, I wanna be a pornstar now

Frank W · 02-17-2002, 10:09 PM

How about you, Space dog, what are your plans?

Frank W · 02-17-2002, 10:11 PM

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Originally posted by Lev

Ok, I wanna be a pornstar now

Lev, actually there's tons of Jewish pornstars [e.g Tonisha Mills, Jerry Butler, Herschel Savage, etc etc] But no one can beat the ubermensch of porn--Mr. Ed Powers! That Guy OWNS the pro/am side of offline porn!

Amputate Your Head · 02-17-2002, 10:14 PM

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Originally posted by Frank W
How about you, Space dog, what are your plans?

I think he just wants to get out of that wet cardboard box he's sleepin' in....

SykkBoy · 02-17-2002, 10:32 PM

I'm contemplating either a career as a hitman or a satanic priest or maybe I'll start a charity for children.....

Gary · 02-17-2002, 10:33 PM

Well, before porn, i was a Doctor, so i guess after porn i would just be a Doctor again.

Frank W · 02-17-2002, 10:36 PM

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Originally posted by SykkBoy2
I'm contemplating either a career as a hitman or a satanic priest or maybe I'll start a charity for children.....

Interesting... Satanic priest. According to Joseph Campell [The Mythology scholar] the real sin of Lucifer aka Satan was that he loved God too much that he would not serve humans as God instructed him to do.

There's also recent historical scholarship stating that the notion of the "Devil" was edited in to Judaic and Christian texts due to political reasons relatively recently. The Devil definitely plays the "Stick" in the "Carrot and Stick" approach to religion. Redemption changes meaning when there is no Hell.

Lev · 02-17-2002, 10:36 PM

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Well, before porn, i was a Doctor, so i guess after porn i would just be a Doctor again.

Why did you choose porn then, I know doctors make a pretty good living.

Gary · 02-17-2002, 10:37 PM

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Originally posted by Lev

Why did you choose porn then, I know doctors make a pretty good living.

Its not always about the money. Helping people never made me happy. Porn does.

Frank W · 02-17-2002, 10:37 PM

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Originally posted by Gary
Well, before porn, i was a Doctor, so i guess after porn i would just be a Doctor again.

Gynecologist?

Were you a goat doctor? That would make you a DVM...

Gary · 02-17-2002, 10:38 PM

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Originally posted by Frank W

Gynecologist? Were you a goat doctor? That would make you a DVM...

General Practitioner.

Discovered my love for goats later

Frank W · 02-17-2002, 10:40 PM

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Originally posted by Gary

General Practitioner.

Discovered my love for goats later

Gary, quit Goofin'! What's your DEA# Sorry to be so skeptical

spacedog · 02-17-2002, 10:41 PM

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Originally posted by Frank W
How about you, Space dog, what are your plans?

Go back to making music videos & photography.
But porn will never go bust..

kuwawawah · 02-17-2002, 10:42 PM

borrow money from whomever has$$$$$$

kuwawawah · 02-17-2002, 10:46 PM

oh then lended out @12-15%

Gary · 02-17-2002, 10:46 PM

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Originally posted by Frank W

Gary, quit Goofin'! What's your DEA# Sorry to be so skeptical

I'm in canada. I don't know what the DEA is, unless your talking about the one that kidnaps foreign drug lords.

My provincial medical liscense# however is:

on45894543851998

Frank W · 02-17-2002, 10:48 PM

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Originally posted by Gary

I'm in canada. I don't know what the DEA is, unless your talking about the one that kidnaps foreign drug lords.

My provincial medical liscense# however is:

on45894543851998

oookay

SykkBoy · 02-17-2002, 10:55 PM

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Originally posted by Frank W

Interesting... Satanic priest. According to Joseph Campell [The Mythology scholar] the real sin of Lucifer aka Satan was that he loved God too much that he would not serve humans as God instructed him to do.

There's also recent historical scholarship stating that the notion of the "Devil" was edited in to Judaic and Christian texts due to political reasons relatively recently. The Devil definitely plays the "Stick" in the "Carrot and Stick" approach to religion. Redemption changes meaning when there is no Hell.

hahah, I tell my Xtian friends that all the time..I explain how "satan" is a christian myth due to the whole "can't have a top without a bottom" theory...

that's why I'm proud to be an agnostic...I'm not sure who is more full of shit...the Christians or the Devil Worshippers....LOL

Although I did get to meet Anton LaVey when he was alive and he seemed to have the same "charsma" and some of the telelvangelists I used to watch on TV (I went through a phase of being addicted to telelvangelists...I didn't contribute, but I did admire their salesmanship and I took notes on how they did what they did (sales). They sold a ghost man in the clouds....that's like trying to sell a teen sponsor on Hun traffic...can be done, but you gotta be pretty damn fucking good.... ;)))

tree · 02-17-2002, 10:58 PM

you mean im gonna have to start selling crack again?

-=HUNGRYMAN=- · 02-17-2002, 11:01 PM

I'll start running ......... and I'll run ........... and run ......... and run some more .... until one day I don't feel like running anymore ...

Frank W · 02-17-2002, 11:04 PM

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Originally posted by SykkBoy2

hahah, I tell my Xtian friends that all the time..I explain how "satan" is a christian myth due to the whole "can't have a top without a bottom" theory...

that's why I'm proud to be an agnostic...I'm not sure who is more full of shit...the Christians or the Devil Worshippers....LOL

Although I did get to meet Anton LaVey when he was alive and he seemed to have the same "charsma" and some of the telelvangelists I used to watch on TV (I went through a phase of being addicted to telelvangelists...I didn't contribute, but I did admire their salesmanship and I took notes on how they did what they did (sales). They sold a ghost man in the clouds....that's like trying to sell a teen sponsor on Hun traffic...can be done, but you gotta be pretty damn fucking good.... ;)))

Sykkboy, you struck on something big there. It seems that religion, at least Western religion, is stuck on the notion of Duality. Either you are or you are not. Either black or white. Either male or female.

As you say, for there to be God there has to be a Devil. If we are to know Good, according to this thinking, we have to know Bad.

This is very Western. And very vulnerable to attack. Jacque Derrida and whole "Deconstructivist" school of literary criticism and historiography tore Plato [and by extension Western thinking and philosophy] a new asshole when they exposed the LIE behind this duality. They reasoned that just as you can define Good with its opposite, defined as Bad... what's preventing you from doing the reverse? Isn't the power to define an extension of political power?

That's why Western notions of religion and spirituality are so foreign to Eastern traditions..namely Hinduism. Death and Slaughter is worshipped in the Hindu pantheon, in the aspect of Parvati called KALI--the Death Mother Goddess. Hindus don't consider her "evil." In the same vein there are Tibetan demons that eat babies, yet they guard temples. This really blows the Western mind since we try to FIX things--ie., youre evil or you're not. We can't seem to understand that life and death are interjoined into a wheel [to use a Hindu metaphor] each rotating in differing grades.

Frank W · 02-17-2002, 11:06 PM

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Originally posted by tree
you mean im gonna have to start selling crack again?

I wonder what the conversion rate for crack is... how do you measure traffic ? # of cars passing street corner, # of cars stopping to ask, # of sales I guess the closest analogy to chargebacks would be # of undercover cops

Brujah · 02-17-2002, 11:18 PM

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Originally posted by Gary
My provincial medical liscense# however is:

on45894543851998

That is so fucking weird.. my professional pimp license # is:
on45894543851969

Don't believe me, ask 12clicks mom.

Frank W · 02-17-2002, 11:51 PM

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Originally posted by -=HUNGRYMAN=-
I'll start running ......... and I'll run ........... and run ......... and run some more .... until one day I don't feel like running anymore ...

Nice Forrest Gump excerpt there

another quote: "Lieutenant Dan invested my money in some sort of fruit company [Apple Computers]"

-=HUNGRYMAN=- · 02-18-2002, 12:02 AM

That movie ROCKED !!!

It was on cable the other night .... and my wife had never seen it ...

She thoroughly enjoyed the movie

Corona · 02-18-2002, 12:02 AM

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Originally posted by -=HUNGRYMAN=-
I'll start running ......... and I'll run ........... and run ......... and run some more .... until one day I don't feel like running anymore ...

When you get done runnin' you can alway buy a shrimp boat.

Jakke PNG · 02-18-2002, 04:59 AM

What am I going to do after porn?

Probably take my own life after 20 years of unsuccessfull business, huge dept and a cheating wife because I spend too much time on porn, not her. Drug abusing children (not mine probably) stealing my money .

I'm rather optimistic.

codecrawler · 02-18-2002, 05:18 AM

If porn goes bust I'll continue as I'm in the Netherlands allready

I'd probably start a clip art CJ on the US servers I use though

CC

wired1 · 02-18-2002, 05:52 AM

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Originally posted by codecrawler

I'd probably start a clip art CJ on the US servers I use though

CC

Good idea, either that or the Font Business.

Sleepy · 02-18-2002, 06:28 AM

Same thing we do every night, Pinky.
Plan to take over the world.

Frank W · 02-18-2002, 07:19 AM

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Originally posted by TeenGodFather
What am I going to do after porn?

Probably take my own life after 20 years of unsuccessfull business, huge dept and a cheating wife because I spend too much time on porn, not her. Drug abusing children (not mine probably) stealing my money .

I'm rather optimistic.

Or just smoke a lot of pot.

Dawgy · 02-18-2002, 07:53 AM

plans... after... porn... ?

i dont understand the question

Scootermuze · 02-18-2002, 08:02 AM

Porn won't go belly up.. there may be a wrench thrown into the machine here in the U.S., but Bush and his cronies don't rule the world.
Right now he's too involved in keeping the war going where his popularity will stay up. After this one, he'll take on Iraq, so his plight to end porn on the net has taken a back burner for awhile.
They can't stop it.. they can only change some things around.
So no need to worry about what you'll do when it's over.. it'll never be over...

Serge_Oprano · 02-18-2002, 08:05 AM

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Originally posted by Wizzo
Plus, travelling from place to place getting into adventures sounds like fun!

yeah, untill you get robbed in Naples, Italy

ldinternet · 02-18-2002, 08:17 AM

I'd post my plans here, but like everything else they'd only be stolen by a bunch of newbie leeches.

Frank W · 02-18-2002, 08:25 AM

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Originally posted by ldinternet
I'd post my plans here, but like everything else they'd only be stolen by a bunch of newbie leeches.

as if investing in real estate in Pahrump Nevada or opening a Quizno's is like a gallery/text layout that converts well. I would guess offline plans can survive being copies. It IS a larger economy out there.

02-17-2002, 09:56 PM	#1
Frank W Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: California Posts: 889	What are your Plans after Porn If online porn [ or for you old schoolers-- pr0n ] goes bust due to credit card billing rules changes, government crackdown, or other disaster, what is your backup plan? Here are the usual suspects: stock market real estate go back to school to get an MBA [or other advanced degree] go back to school to finish a BA / BS degree open a fast food franchise move to Holland and do the biz there Share your ideas My idea: invest in emerging markets money market "overnight" loans -- averaging 9 to 16% depending on country. __________________ "If you hate a person, you hate something in him that is part of yourself. What isn't part of ourselves doesn't disturb us." -- Herman Hesse

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Jakke PNG ex-TeenGodFather Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Suomi Finland Perkele Posts: 20,306	What am I going to do after porn? Probably take my own life after 20 years of unsuccessfull business, huge dept and a cheating wife because I spend too much time on porn, not her. Drug abusing children (not mine probably) stealing my money . I'm rather optimistic. __________________ ..and I'm off.

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Scootermuze Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 4,513	Porn won't go belly up.. there may be a wrench thrown into the machine here in the U.S., but Bush and his cronies don't rule the world. Right now he's too involved in keeping the war going where his popularity will stay up. After this one, he'll take on Iraq, so his plight to end porn on the net has taken a back burner for awhile. They can't stop it.. they can only change some things around. So no need to worry about what you'll do when it's over.. it'll never be over...

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ldinternet Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 8,245	I'd post my plans here, but like everything else they'd only be stolen by a bunch of newbie leeches.