Andy Borowitz : Bush refuses to set timetable for withdrawal from Crawford

[directfiesta]

LOL .. This guy is a riot!

Early end to vacation would ?send terrible signal,? president says

President George W. Bush said today that he understands and respects the views of those who are calling for him to cut short his summer vacation, but warned that an immediate withdrawal from Crawford, Texas, would ?send a terrible signal to the enemy.?

?The enemy would like nothing better than to see me cut short my vacation and get back to the White House,? Bush told reporters. ?They hate my freedom.?

While the president said that he would withdraw from Crawford ?soon,? he refused to set a timetable for his departure from the ranch, saying that much work there still needs to be done.

Bush, who has been spending much of his vacation clearing brush, said that he is making great progress in training ranch hands to take over that job for him, but cautioned that they are not yet prepared to do the job themselves.

?Once the ranch hands have shown that they are able to clear the brush on their own, I will withdraw from Crawford, but that day has not yet come,? the president said.

Bush was dismissive of polls showing that the public thinks his current vacation is becoming a quagmire, much like his August 2001 vacation.

At the White House, spokesman Scott McClellan defended the president?s decision to remain in Crawford indefinitely: ?President Bush deserves August off, especially when you consider how many summers he had to go to school.?

Elsewhere, in his first major policy address since announcing his candidacy for governor of New York, former Massachusetts Gov. William Weld said, ?On second thought, the Red Sox suck.?

[spunkmaster]

You guys are going to go nuts for another 3 1/2 years while this bubble head is President !

Fucking Republicans are fucking idiots but some of you dems are wack jobs some times

[jollyperv]

My god this is just fucking becoming laughable now.

[Babaganoosh]

Originally Posted by spunkmaster

You guys are going to go nuts for another 3 1/2 years while this bubble head is President !

Fucking Republicans are fucking idiots but some of you dems are wack jobs some times

The funny thing is that directfiesta isn't even American. He's absolutely obsessed with US politics. I wonder if he spews bullshit about Canada's government on Canadian boards?

[spunkmaster]

My point was to the board not him directly !

[Babaganoosh]

Originally Posted by spunkmaster

My point was to the board not him directly !

I don't care. I wasn't about to miss a chance to make fun of one of the biggest board idiots.

[Doctor Dre]

This was the funniest thread about him ... must be fake

[directfiesta]

Originally Posted by Doctor Dre

This was the funniest thread about him ... must be fake

Bingo !!! You just proved that you are the only intelligent person here, with the original poster ...

Andy is a comedian, often guest on CNN in 30 seconds blurp making fun of situation ...

Obviously, some here are so blinded but their false patriotism ....


To Babaganoosh:

- I have a US corp ... do you have a non-us one?

- I have US bank accounts with US currebcies. Do you a foreign banks ?

- I have real estate in the US ( which now is worth 35% less than 2 years ago ) . Do you have properties outside the good old US of A ???

- I pay US TAXES !!!!

so you should crawl back under your rock ....




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