Need strict TOS agreement - GoFuckYourself.com

[Labret] · 02-18-2002, 03:35 AM

Anyone know where I can find a copy of an extensive and strict terms of service including zip codes etc?

Not that the surfer even reads it, but to protect my ass... to a certain extent.

Darren · 02-18-2002, 04:01 AM

with boneprone about no one can protect their ass, he as special undercover operatins going to find the latest ass penetration devices.

Theo · 02-18-2002, 04:35 AM

is it for a sponsor program, copyright and trademark reason, age verification, privacy statement?

Theo · 02-18-2002, 04:38 AM

http://www.video-post.com has a nice page, but i'm not sure if it's what you're looking. If it's about legal age better look at Richards Realm site where everything is under monitoring

Theo · 02-18-2002, 04:39 AM

nah, RR doenst have anything...

Kimmykim · 02-18-2002, 01:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by [Labret]
Anyone know where I can find a copy of an extensive and strict terms of service including zip codes etc?

Not that the surfer even reads it, but to protect my ass... to a certain extent.

I'd talk to my lawyer about that if I were you -- I've heard arguments that vague, undefined warnings were better since they don't admit to any wrongdoing on your part in any particular area.

[Labret] · 02-18-2002, 03:58 PM

Damn, you make a very good point.

FloridaKid · 02-18-2002, 04:01 PM

the most extensive affiliate agreement I have seen is on www.kwikmed.com

not sure if its what your looking for, but bits and pieces may be helpful to you.

neewwman · 02-18-2002, 04:36 PM

My lawyer said not to exclude people from certain zip codes because it's an admission you know that you are not within the community standard.

neewwman · 02-18-2002, 04:38 PM

Similarly, don't have a disclaimer that says "I am not in law enforcement." That is not binding on any cop, and it shows a consciousness of guilt.

There's a lot of stupid stuff in people's disclaimers.

I like mine:
http://www.cherrypickedlinks.com/disclaimer.html

Snake Doctor · 02-19-2002, 01:16 AM

This product is meant for educational purposes only. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead is purely coincidental. Void where prohibited. Some assembly required. List each check separately by bank number. Batteries not included. Contents may settle during shipment. Use only as directed. No other warranty expressed or implied. Do not use while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment. Postage will be paid by addressee. Subject to CAB approval. This is not an offer to sell securities. Apply only to affected area. May be too intense for some viewers. Do not stamp. Use other side for additional listings. For recreational use only. Do not disturb. All models over 18 years of age. If condition persists, consult your physician. No user-serviceable parts inside. Freshest if eaten before date on carton. Subject to change without notice. Times approximate. Simulated picture. No postage necessary if mailed in the United States. Breaking seal constitutes acceptance of agreement. For off-road use only. As seen on TV. One size fits all. Many suitcases look alike. Contains a substantial amount of non-tobacco ingredients. Colors may, in time, fade. We have sent the forms which seem to be right for you. Slippery when wet. For office use only. Not affiliated with the American Red Cross. Drop in any mailbox. Edited for television. Keep cool; process promptly. Post office will not deliver without postage. List was current at time of printing. Return to sender, no forwarding order on file, unable to forward. Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform. At participating locations only. Not the Beatles. Penalty for private use. See label for sequence. Substantial penalty for early withdrawal. Do not write below this line. Falling rock. Lost ticket pays maximum rate. Your canceled check is your receipt. Add toner. Place stamp here. Avoid contact with skin. Sanitized for your protection. Be sure each item is properly endorsed. Sign here without admitting guilt. Slightly higher west of the Mississippi. Employees and their families are not eligible. Beware of dog. Contestants have been briefed on some questions before the show. Limited time offer, call now to insure prompt delivery. You must be present to win. No passes accepted for this engagement. No purchase necessary. Processed at location stamped in code at top of carton. Shading within a garment may occur. Use only in well-ventilated area. Keep away from fire or flame. Replace with same type. Approved for veterans. Booths for two or more. Check here if tax deductible. Some equipment shown is optional. Price does not include taxes. No Canadian coins. Not recommended for children. Prerecorded for this time zone. Reproduction strictly prohibited. No solicitors. No alcohol, dogs, or horses. No anchovies unless otherwise specified. Restaurant package, not for resale. List at least two alternate dates. First pull up, then pull down. Call toll free before digging. Driver does not carry cash. Some of the trademarks mentioned in this product appear for identification purposes only. Record additional transactions on back of previous stub.

*WHEW*
Ok, I think that should just about cover everything

Theo · 02-19-2002, 02:57 AM

No Canadian coins.

Kimmykim · 02-19-2002, 10:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by [Labret]
Damn, you make a very good point.

I'd love to have seen the look on your face when you typed that one pal. ;)

UnseenWorld · 02-19-2002, 11:24 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Soul_Rebel
http://www.video-post.com has a nice page, but i'm not sure if it's what you're looking. If it's about legal age better look at Richards Realm site where everything is under monitoring

And, bear in mind, it's a copyrighted document which you can't use without permission.

^R3K^ · 02-19-2002, 11:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kimmykim

I'd love to have seen the look on your face when you typed that one pal. ;)

I was thinking the same thing.. haha

02-18-2002, 03:35 AM	#1
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02-18-2002, 04:38 PM	#10
neewwman Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Los Angeles, CA, USA Posts: 1,737	Similarly, don't have a disclaimer that says "I am not in law enforcement." That is not binding on any cop, and it shows a consciousness of guilt. There's a lot of stupid stuff in people's disclaimers. I like mine: http://www.cherrypickedlinks.com/disclaimer.html __________________ Porn Wealth Everything the newbie adult webmaster needs to know. Buy it, or sell it through our 50% affiliate program!

02-19-2002, 01:16 AM	#11
Snake Doctor I'm Lenny2 Bitch Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: On top of my soapbox Posts: 13,449	This product is meant for educational purposes only. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead is purely coincidental. Void where prohibited. Some assembly required. List each check separately by bank number. Batteries not included. Contents may settle during shipment. Use only as directed. No other warranty expressed or implied. Do not use while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment. Postage will be paid by addressee. Subject to CAB approval. This is not an offer to sell securities. Apply only to affected area. May be too intense for some viewers. Do not stamp. Use other side for additional listings. For recreational use only. Do not disturb. All models over 18 years of age. If condition persists, consult your physician. No user-serviceable parts inside. Freshest if eaten before date on carton. Subject to change without notice. Times approximate. Simulated picture. No postage necessary if mailed in the United States. Breaking seal constitutes acceptance of agreement. For off-road use only. As seen on TV. One size fits all. Many suitcases look alike. Contains a substantial amount of non-tobacco ingredients. Colors may, in time, fade. We have sent the forms which seem to be right for you. Slippery when wet. For office use only. Not affiliated with the American Red Cross. Drop in any mailbox. Edited for television. Keep cool; process promptly. Post office will not deliver without postage. List was current at time of printing. Return to sender, no forwarding order on file, unable to forward. Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform. At participating locations only. Not the Beatles. Penalty for private use. See label for sequence. Substantial penalty for early withdrawal. Do not write below this line. Falling rock. Lost ticket pays maximum rate. Your canceled check is your receipt. Add toner. Place stamp here. Avoid contact with skin. Sanitized for your protection. Be sure each item is properly endorsed. Sign here without admitting guilt. Slightly higher west of the Mississippi. Employees and their families are not eligible. Beware of dog. Contestants have been briefed on some questions before the show. Limited time offer, call now to insure prompt delivery. You must be present to win. No passes accepted for this engagement. No purchase necessary. Processed at location stamped in code at top of carton. Shading within a garment may occur. Use only in well-ventilated area. Keep away from fire or flame. Replace with same type. Approved for veterans. Booths for two or more. Check here if tax deductible. Some equipment shown is optional. Price does not include taxes. No Canadian coins. Not recommended for children. Prerecorded for this time zone. Reproduction strictly prohibited. No solicitors. No alcohol, dogs, or horses. No anchovies unless otherwise specified. Restaurant package, not for resale. List at least two alternate dates. First pull up, then pull down. Call toll free before digging. Driver does not carry cash. Some of the trademarks mentioned in this product appear for identification purposes only. Record additional transactions on back of previous stub. WHEW Ok, I think that should just about cover everything __________________ sig too big

02-18-2002, 04:35 AM	#3
Theo HAL 9000 Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 34,515	is it for a sponsor program, copyright and trademark reason, age verification, privacy statement?

02-18-2002, 04:38 AM	#4
Theo HAL 9000 Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 34,515	http://www.video-post.com has a nice page, but i'm not sure if it's what you're looking. If it's about legal age better look at Richards Realm site where everything is under monitoring

02-18-2002, 04:39 AM	#5
Theo HAL 9000 Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 34,515	nah, RR doenst have anything...

02-18-2002, 03:58 PM	#7
[Labret] Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: Са́нкт-Петербу́рг Posts: 10,945	Damn, you make a very good point.

02-18-2002, 04:01 PM	#8
FloridaKid Registered User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Florida Posts: 71	the most extensive affiliate agreement I have seen is on www.kwikmed.com not sure if its what your looking for, but bits and pieces may be helpful to you.

02-19-2002, 02:57 AM	#12
Theo HAL 9000 Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 34,515	No Canadian coins.