How do all the Weirdos find me? (Crazy IM Log)

[badmunchkin]

Session Start (jamsforus:joys_kell): Fri Sep 02 16:42:47 2005
[16:42] joys_kell: My name is Joy,..I am 26 year old.I just saw ur profile that is why i said i sould IM you...Care to chat
[16:42] joys_kell: <ding>
[16:42] jamsforus: hello
[16:43] joys_kell: hi
[16:43] joys_kell: My name is JOY
[16:43] jamsforus: that's my sister's name
[16:43] joys_kell: From FL tamapa
[16:43] jamsforus: ;-)
[16:43] joys_kell: I am 26
[16:43] joys_kell: I have a pic
[16:43] jamsforus: k
[16:43] jamsforus: what, on yahoo?
[16:43] joys_kell: ok
[16:43] joys_kell: what your name
[16:44] jamsforus: my name is Corey
[16:44] joys_kell: Nice to meet you Corey
[16:44] jamsforus: nice to talk to you
[16:44] jamsforus: so do u have a profile up or what's the story?
[16:45] joys_kell: I have a picture if you wanna se
[16:45] joys_kell: see
[16:45] jamsforus: sure
[16:45] jamsforus: :-)
[16:45] joys_kell: I dont have a profileyet cos am new to the site
[16:45] joys_kell: But i have pic of my self
[16:46] jamsforus: so - can you email them
[16:46] joys_kell: Yea
[16:46] joys_kell: what ur email
[16:47] jamsforus: <EDIT>
[16:47] joys_kell: ok
[16:47] jamsforus: what part of tampa do you live in
[16:47] joys_kell: I just sent it
[16:47] joys_kell: Do you get it?
[16:47] jamsforus: nope
[16:48] joys_kell: I live at East Kennedy
[16:48] joys_kell: and you?
[16:48] jamsforus: in hyde park
[16:48] joys_kell: Ok...
[16:48] jamsforus: very cute pics
[16:48] jamsforus: what is your nationality
[16:48] joys_kell: Are you married?
[16:48] joys_kell: Thanks
[16:48] jamsforus: no, I am single
[16:49] joys_kell: Middle Eastern
[16:49] jamsforus: were these professionally taken?
[16:49] joys_kell: cool
[16:49] joys_kell: It was taken at home
[16:50] jamsforus: by your old boyfriend? ;-)
[16:50] joys_kell: LOL
[16:50] joys_kell: Well nope....I dont have a bf
[16:51] jamsforus: how long have u been here in Tampa?
[16:51] joys_kell: I was born in Tampa
[16:51] joys_kell: I grew up here in tampa
[16:51] jamsforus: cool, you are a native
[16:51] jamsforus: that's rare
[16:52] jamsforus: I was born in FL too
[16:52] jamsforus: but in Sarasota area
[16:52] joys_kell: cool
[16:53] joys_kell: Is nice meeting you
[16:53] jamsforus: :-)
[16:53] joys_kell: What do you do for lving?
[16:53] jamsforus: so what r u up to
[16:53] jamsforus: I own a graphic design and printing company
[16:53] joys_kell: Just chilling
[16:53] joys_kell: Cool
[16:53] jamsforus: yea, it's fun :-)
[16:56] joys_kell: cool
[16:56] jamsforus: so what do u do for fun?
[16:56] joys_kell: Are you married/
[16:56] jamsforus: no, you already asked me that ;-)
[16:57] joys_kell: I believe you
[16:57] joys_kell: I just asked
[16:57] jamsforus: k, haha
[16:58] joys_kell: cool
[16:58] joys_kell: Thats is,nt bad
[16:58] joys_kell: I am in africa now
[16:58] jamsforus: you're in africa now?
[16:59] joys_kell: Yeap...
[16:59] jamsforus: haha, ok
[16:59] jamsforus: why?
[16:59] joys_kell: I am working there
[16:59] jamsforus: OIC
[17:00] jamsforus: what do u do?
[17:00] joys_kell: Just as computer supplier
[17:01] jamsforus: interesting
[17:01] jamsforus: so when will you be back in town
[17:01] joys_kell: I will be back soon
[17:01] jamsforus: so do u commute to africa often?
[17:02] joys_kell: I will be back from africa
[17:02] joys_kell: I am not in the state now..
[17:02] joys_kell: But i will be in the state very soon
[17:02] joys_kell: May be tomorrow or next tomorrow
[17:02] jamsforus: u should find a job in Tampa ;-)
[17:03] joys_kell: sure
[17:03] jamsforus: where u don't have to travel to Africa
[17:03] joys_kell: I got Joy
[17:03] joys_kell: I was just invited here to supply them somputer
[17:03] joys_kell: I have to cos is my job\
[17:03] jamsforus: I C
[17:03] joys_kell: Do you live alone?
[17:04] jamsforus: yes ma'am
[17:04] joys_kell: Thats nice
[17:04] jamsforus: and you?
[17:04] jamsforus: do u live alone?
[17:04] joys_kell: Yea i do
[17:04] joys_kell: Do you have gf?
[17:05] jamsforus: not right at the moment
[17:05] joys_kell: As soon as i get to state.I will like to meet you sometimes
[17:05] jamsforus: cool, sounds good to me :-)
[17:05] joys_kell: realy
[17:06] joys_kell: Dont you belive
[17:06] joys_kell: Can you tell me when you have started with this internet stuff?
[17:06] jamsforus: believe what?
[17:07] joys_kell: I just want you to know that i will meet you sometimes
[17:08] jamsforus: ok, I would like to meet you as well ;-)
[17:08] joys_kell: Its nice meeting you..
[17:08] jamsforus: IM me when you get back in town
[17:08] joys_kell: Do you have some pic i can see
[17:08] joys_kell: sure i will
[17:09] jamsforus: I have more pics on my myspace
[17:09] joys_kell: What do you know about love?
[17:09] joys_kell: Ok
[17:09] jamsforus: <EDIT>
[17:09] joys_kell: I've touched its perfect face
[17:10] jamsforus: you've been in love, eh?
[17:10] joys_kell: I've held it tight in my arms
[17:10] joys_kell: Nope
[17:10] jamsforus: are those song lyrics?
[17:10] joys_kell: What can you know about love?
[17:11] joys_kell: If you can hate something so perfect
[17:11] joys_kell: something so beautiful
[17:11] jamsforus: did you write that or are they lyrics?
[17:12] joys_kell: They are not lyrics
[17:12] joys_kell: I wrote them....already
[17:12] joys_kell: I just want to know may be you have been in relationship before
[17:12] jamsforus: not bad
[17:13] jamsforus: yes, I have, of course
[17:13] joys_kell: cool
[17:13] joys_kell: Can you email me some pics
[17:13] jamsforus: suuuuure
[17:13] jamsforus: what's your email?
[17:14] joys_kell: <EDIT>
[17:14] joys_kell: Since a very long time ago, people have searched for the meaning of love. But even the great philosophers, with their profound definitions, could not fully touch its true essence.
[17:14] jamsforus: nice words
[17:15] jamsforus: you are a poet
[17:15] joys_kell: In a survey of 4-8 year olds, kids share their views on love. But what do little kids know about love? Read on and be surprised that despite their young and innocent minds, kids already have a simple but deep grasp of that four-letter word.
[17:15] joys_kell: Very well
[17:15] joys_kell: I am good in poet.
[17:15] joys_kell: Love is that first feeling you feel before all the bad stuff gets in the way
[17:15] jamsforus: ;-)
[17:15] jamsforus: as a child, yea, all you know is love
[17:16] jamsforus: love for your family
[17:16] joys_kell: Yeah
[17:16] joys_kell: Thats right
[17:16] joys_kell: Do you believe in LOVE?
[17:16] jamsforus: sure, why not?
[17:16] joys_kell: When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love
[17:16] jamsforus: that's very sweet
[17:17] joys_kell: When someone loves you, the way she says your name is different. You know that your name is safe in her mouth.
[17:17] jamsforus: that's true
[17:17] jamsforus: you're scaring me a little ;-)
[17:18] joys_kell: Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other
[17:18] jamsforus: this isn't someone I know is it?
[17:18] joys_kell: Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your french fries without making them give you any of theirs.
[17:18] jamsforus: :-)
[17:19] joys_kell: Love is when someone hurts you. And you get so mad but you don't yell at him because you know it would hurt his feelings
[17:19] joys_kell: Love is what makes you smile when you're tired
[17:19] joys_kell: I will like to see ur pic
[17:20] jamsforus: you really think about love a lot don't you?
[17:20] joys_kell: I do
[17:20] joys_kell: Do you?
[17:20] jamsforus: sometimes
[17:20] jamsforus: but not always ;-)
Session Close (joys_kell): Fri Sep 02 17:44:09 2005


Session Start (jamsforus:joys_kell): Sat Sep 03 00:37:03 2005
[00:37] joys_kell: hello
[00:37] *** Auto-response sent to joys_kell: I am currently idle.
[00:37] jamsforus: hello
[00:37] joys_kell: why for me
[00:37] jamsforus: ?
[00:37] joys_kell: wht are u u[p to now
[00:38] jamsforus: just talking to some friendsa
[00:38] joys_kell: cool
[00:38] joys_kell: hun am thinking
[00:38] jamsforus: yes?
[00:39] joys_kell: i wht u to send me ur adderss
[00:39] jamsforus: why
[00:40] joys_kell: i told u i wanna come to u
[00:40] jamsforus: call me when you are in town
[00:40] jamsforus: and we can meet somewhere
[00:40] jamsforus: ;-)
[00:41] joys_kell: ok
[00:41] jamsforus: <EDIT>
[00:41] joys_kell: wht ur phone number
[00:41] joys_kell: cool
[00:41] joys_kell: nmae
[00:41] joys_kell: nmae
[00:41] joys_kell: name
[00:41] jamsforus: Corey
[00:41] jamsforus: Corey
[00:41] jamsforus: Corey
[00:41] joys_kell: ok
[00:43] joys_kell: i we mail u later
[00:44] jamsforus: cool, look forward to it
[00:44] jamsforus: ;-)
[00:44] joys_kell: send ur mail id
[00:45] jamsforus: <EDIT>
[00:47] joys_kell: ok
[00:47] jamsforus: ;-)
[00:47] joys_kell: i will send it to u
[00:47] jamsforus: k, ciao
[00:49] joys_kell: i sent them
Session Close (joys_kell): Sat Sep 03 00:50:35 2005

[badmunchkin]

Session Start (jamsforus:joys_kell): Sun Sep 04 21:56:10 2005
[21:56] joys_kell: hello
[21:56] *** Auto-response sent to joys_kell: I am currently away from the computer.
[21:56] joys_kell: how are u doing
[21:56] jamsforus: good
[21:56] joys_kell: here is joys
[21:56] joys_kell: re u there
[21:57] jamsforus: yes
[21:57] jamsforus: how are you?
[21:57] joys_kell: i told u i need ur help
[21:57] joys_kell: am not happy
[21:58] jamsforus: why aren't you happy?
[21:58] joys_kell: Well i lost my family, i'm looking for carring man can take good care of me so that i can allways be happy Coz my father is a business he brings electronics to Nigeria and after he Died i fooundout that my father have some document in Nigeria of the company and the document it's a lot of money if i can take care of it
[21:59] joys_kell: so i sold our house and the rest of the properties.to have some money so that i can have the document..And i when to Nigeria to have the document .so that i can star a new life with someone carring can take good care of me.so i when to my father lawyer to have it But he took somedays coz they we need to sigh it to my name ..But i thank god Coz all have been soulted out .....on arriving to airport in Nigeria
[22:00] jamsforus: ok
[22:00] joys_kell: Coz i ask the Lawyer to Drive me to the Airport we took a cab to our destination on the way we had an accident ..we were rushed to the hospital by some good samaritans i dont know all this until i open my eye i met my self in the hospital.....i asked about the Lawyer unfortunately the Dr told me he's Dead
[22:01] jamsforus: ok
[22:01] jamsforus: I don
[22:01] joys_kell: that am the only all that survive...i dont know anywhere in this country..And now am owing the hospital Bill $550 before i can get back to state Coz i don't know anywhere to stay here,i will be happy if u can help me out and take me to come and stay with u 4 sometime to get my own apartment..if u love me i dont mind to be with u 4 the rest of my life and i will also glad if you can help me Coz i have Nowhere to live again after i get outa of here now,
[22:02] joys_kell: wht can u do to help me out of here
[22:02] jamsforus: heh, I don't want to be rude but I don't know you at all - I can't really be in love with or care about someone I never met
[22:03] jamsforus: and you could be anyone
[22:03] joys_kell: well u have to say that
[22:03] jamsforus: I can't really do anything for you, I'm sorry
[22:03] jamsforus: you could be some guy who just runs scams for $$$ - there's plenty of people who scam for money out there
[22:04] joys_kell: but i wanna tell u that if u can help me out of here u we never regret for helping me
[22:04] jamsforus: I can't mess around with this sort of thing and your story sounds way too crazy to be true
[22:05] joys_kell: well if u can belive me can u call the hospital
[22:05] jamsforus: ok
[22:06] jamsforus: what's the #?
[22:06] jamsforus: ;-)
[22:06] jamsforus: are you at the hospital now?
[22:06] joys_kell: +2348032231302
[22:06] joys_kell: yes
[22:06] jamsforus: in nigeria?
[22:06] joys_kell: yes
[22:06] jamsforus: I don't know if my international plan even covers nigeria, lol
[22:07] jamsforus: what are you on a laptop in a nigeria hospital
[22:07] jamsforus: ?
[22:07] joys_kell: yes
[22:07] joys_kell: are u trying to call now
[22:07] jamsforus: this is one of the craziest things I've ever heard in my life -
[22:07] jamsforus: LMAO
[22:08] joys_kell: i wht u to help me out
[22:08] jamsforus: so u just randomly picked me off of <EDIT> to get help?
[22:08] joys_kell: not like that lol
[22:08] joys_kell: pls help me out
[22:08] jamsforus: I'm sorry, I really don't belive any of this
[22:08] joys_kell: and i promise to pay u back
[22:09] *** "joys_kell" signed on at Sun Sep 04 22:09:02 2005.
[22:09] joys_kell: taht is why i as u to call
[22:09] jamsforus: you call me
[22:09] joys_kell: i dont have phone here
[22:10] jamsforus: how can I call u if you don't have a phone?
[22:10] joys_kell: call me on the hopital phone
[22:10] jamsforus: I'm sorry, I don't believe this
[22:11] joys_kell: why
[22:11] joys_kell: lol
[22:11] jamsforus: it's a totally absurd story
[22:11] jamsforus: it just sounds like you want to scam someone out of money
[22:12] jamsforus: you probably have done this exact routine with a bunch of guys who are more gullible then I am
[22:12] joys_kell: no lol
[22:12] joys_kell: i can understand u
[22:13] joys_kell: well i we like to tell u that all i did now is b4 God who made us
[22:13] joys_kell: so how can u help me out and i we abandor u just like that
[22:14] jamsforus: I don't understand what u just said
[22:15] joys_kell: i wanna tell u that if u can help me out of here i we come to u l i we like to tell u that all i did now is b4 God who made us
[22:15] jamsforus: why do u keep referring to your self as I We?
[22:16] joys_kell: cos am demad help from u
[22:16] jamsforus: you're demanding help from me?
[22:16] jamsforus: LOL
[22:16] joys_kell: yes
[22:16] jamsforus: u don't even know me
[22:16] jamsforus: I don't know you
[22:17] jamsforus: u are just someone on IM - u could be anybody
[22:17] joys_kell: can i send my pic to u
[22:17] joys_kell: no
[22:17] joys_kell: dont say that
[22:17] jamsforus: hehe, why not?
[22:18] jamsforus: it's true - you could be some fat dude in hoboken, NJ for all I know
[22:19] joys_kell: well
[22:19] joys_kell: sis u do not belive me we i have no resing to lie
[22:20] jamsforus: if you get back in the states, give me a call
[22:20] jamsforus: I'll believe you are who you say you are if I meet you in person
[22:20] jamsforus: and for no other reason
[22:20] jamsforus: good luck ;-)
[22:21] joys_kell: how can i get my passport from the sis i haven,t pay the bill that am owing
[22:22] jamsforus: what's SIS?
[22:22] joys_kell: since
[22:22] jamsforus: u don't have a passport?
[22:23] jamsforus: I thought u grew up in Tampa
[22:23] joys_kell: is with the doctor
[22:23] jamsforus: your whole life
[22:24] jamsforus: I'm sorry, I have to go now - sooooo, yea, good luck with all of that.
[22:24] joys_kell: ok

[LittleMack]

Wow, that is crazy.

[badmunchkin]

This thread is useless without pics!!!!

So yea, this is supposedly her:

[LittleMack]

BTW, cool ass 3D cards man.

[badmunchkin]

c'mon, you guys, help a girl out in need - she'll love you forever!

I'm almost curious to call that # in Nigeria. nah, fuck it.

[badmunchkin]

Originally Posted by LittleMack

BTW, cool ass 3D cards man.

thanks, we'll develop your ideas, email you a proof and mail you a hard copy sample so you can "try it before you buy it", all for a $100 deposit. Let me know if you're interested.

[pornstar2pac]

what would Dr. Phil do?

[Babagirls]

[17:18] joys_kell: Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other
[17:18] jamsforus: this isn't someone I know is it?



oh and those pics are professionaly taken.

[wdsguy]

she might give ya a bj if u help her out.

[badmunchkin]

Originally Posted by Babagirls

[17:18] joys_kell: Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other
[17:18] jamsforus: this isn't someone I know is it?


.

I LOVED that line

[poisson]

hehe, fun to read.

[Meorazhar]

Originally Posted by Babagirls

oh and those pics are professionaly taken.

Absolutely true!

[jonesy]

Originally Posted by badmunchkin

[17:18] joys_kell: Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other

[17:18] jamsforus: this isn't someone I know is it?

[Alex]

Cliff Notes?

[demented]

That person is fucked in the head.. I can't believe I just read all of that lol..

[Shoehorn!]

Originally Posted by Alex

Cliff Notes?

Yeah, I don't want to read all that. I don't even know who is who anyway.

[chazer]

you can tell english isn't the person's first language. i would have to wonder about anyone who would fall for that shit and send money.

[Doctor Dre]

ROFLMAO

What a bad scammer . Probably a 14 years old hispanic kid

[bhutocracy]

bleh.. what's all this talk about love??? A real scammer would have gotten an assload of amatuer nude cam pics and sex chatted them for a week before pulling some hospital scam stunt.